/heem/: baby edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Derrick Lewis wants the winner of Hunt-Lesnar
mmamania.com/2016/7/6/12105876/derrick-lewis-wants-to-fight-scared-brock-lesnar-cant-afford-ufc-200-tickets-mma

>Lorenzo says the UFC hasn't been sold
mmamania.com/2016/7/6/12108636/bullish-lorenzo-ferita-dana-white-comment-rumored-sale-we-own-ufc-mma

Other links:

>UFC 200 Embedded EP 3
youtube.com/watch?v=FWLi3arqIJg

>UFC 200: It's Time
youtube.com/watch?v=mehYIYq4egE

Schaub is a god

>I think about Jon daily

Schaub is God

DC is wasting before our eyes, get him a doctor

>Jon whip out your candle right now

3d for my Goober fix soon

>7 posts late

Wasn't that pic from a Hunt fight in Australia?

I think about Schaub daily

ARIEL BTFO

Hunt-Mir

BTFO

KEK

kek

>ariel BTFO by Brock

>I think about him daily.

>Yfw Jones' leg snaps worse than Silva's did and his career nosedives from here on out

WE 3000 NOW

HUNTO IS FINISHED

>Ariel

JUST

THREE THOUSAND ROUNDS MINIMUM

FOREIGNERS GETOUTTTTTTT

>id is wud id is

Did you guys know this?

>Alvarez btfo
>Ariel btfo
>everyone btfo

Build
That
Wall

That foreign dude asked a good question and Dana's retarded ass couldnt understand him.

God's sake m8

3k rounds

that's 250 hours of fighting, I believe Brock wasn't lying when he said it

>The City of Helwani

Brock isn't going to feed the jew today

You guys think brock would vote for trump?

>do you feel more pressure?
>you train different?
mma journalism is a fucking joke

Wow Travis way to make us really interested in your fight on a stacked card

>No one talking to the manlets

>LGBT tshirt

JUST

KILL NUNES

i think he was referring to not having champions to book longterm and not the turnover

>Rainbow fag shirt
>Dating Ronda

god i hate this guys shit taste

>I think about succing Jon's dick daily...

That wasn't very memey, who collected the memes? What do we have?

LE BASED BALD JEW

>That short presser

No big bonuses goy

Hey thats the USS Iowa. I can see the courthouse in the background. I live like a mile from there. People in my town were mad as fuck we he came. Lots of unemployed mexicans in the city of LA.

Shite presser

1 question for hunt?
shitshow

cain and meisha need to win the fight against the degenerates

3000
0
0
0

Brock is selling this thing completely. Rest is lukewarm.

SCHAUB IS LITERAL CANCER

Shitty conference for being ufc 200

>I oft' think about gorging oneself on Jonathan James Jones' large black meatpole

What did he mean by this?

i also like to give a very specific area which i live at out as public information on a malaysian cockfighting forum

Like you're going to get an interesting answer out of him

Just like event :^)

any honda sightings with travis???

Will UFC lie about the numbers when 200 doesn't come close to a Conor card?

They left the mics onfor the first time!

Geelong represent

>chicken
>nuggets
>brazen

Shittiest presser since a long time desu

Mcgregor needs to be an anchor in this shit so he can amuse us with some clown shit

I hope Hunt wins because he is my boy, but I like that Brock is damn good on the mic. I wish more fighters weren't awkward and gave shitty run-of-the-mill answers.

we can hear dc salivating

frankie looking fresh

Aldo looking good

Dana getting an eyeful of those miesha tates

>Miesha

>Amanda rubs up on Tate's boob

Aldo - Frenkie will be FOTY, or the quickest meme ever

>nunes trying to cop a feel

She's going to masturbate to this fight for years.

Hunt choked

oh poo mate

aldo wins

HUNT IS SHOOK

>Hunto licking his lips

Hunt is truly the king of the manlets

Jesus christ Hunt get your shit together. Nigga's shook

shut cha mouth bra

shut cha mouth bra

shut cha mouth bra

shut cha mouth bra

dana's cheeky waist touch on miesha


imagine if hunt started doing the haka

>pre-fight press winners

>Jones
>Nunes
>Edgar

rev up those parleys

Make me shut my mouth Jon

DC tried too hard

>shut your mouth
>shut your mouth

Reminder to spar 3000 rounds MINIMUM

>Hunt realises Brick's size and utterly spaghettis

oh man

How do you people come up with this shit?

Yeah, I'm scared that Hosay's chin may have been deleted.

He's had plenty of time off though.

Dan Bobish was bigger than Brock

>Implying DC vs Jones II isn't going to be the Rocky III of UFC

RIP Jones
With Cain as his training partner, DC is gonna knock Jones out and end his career as a fighter.

>Shut your mouth

Kek

JON SHOOK AS FUCK

brb revving up MSpaint

webm of Hunt shook?

Jon legit looked kinda pissed at the end.

>that fat fuck asking about the fighters health

i am so excited for these 3 days
hold me /heem/

lol

what if a fighter pretends to be shook ?
Good strategy he makes his opponent super confident, maybe reckless and catch him hard during the fight

>Ariel Helwani asking questions
>"And two quick ones..."
>Gets laughed at after the first question
>Sits down.

oh vey

le shook is a meme, a pre-fight press conference has never decided a fight
People here just like to say that shit as a joke

>cardiac arrest.webm

Gladly as soon as you hop in my guard

Yea but if they end up getting their ass kicked, they'll look even worse

what the fuck can Cain do for him? Beat his ass every sparring session and even Cain isnt the fighter he was a few years back. You could really tell DC had no confidence and he looked ashen or something today.