Went to the local strip club for the first time with a friend. Ask me whatever

Went to the local strip club for the first time with a friend. Ask me whatever.

What's your guys' funny or interesting strip club stories?

Checked.

What was the action like? Quality of quim? General area?

It was one like 15 minutes down the highway. There was a couple ratchet girls I stayed away from, and a couple really attractive ones. I did the usual business and threw some ones. They were wild. Legs on my shoulders letting it all shake in my face.

Me and a friend smoked before we went and a black stripper came up and said she wanted to smoke. Asked us to get a hotel for her and her friends so we could all fuck after. She looked like a black Yoda so I declined

she could smell it on us*

>They were wild. Legs on my shoulders letting it all shake in my face.

Was this in a booth, or table dance, or VIP? That's why I asked the general region in North America because they're all different (Montrealer here).

>She looked like a black Yoda so I declined

Always a good strategy

This was just sitting down next to the stage. If you throw a single one they'll come over and start. More money you throw the more they do. It's only around 40-50$ USD for private dances at the local ones. Friends have told me alls you have to do is hint in the private booths and you can get head/fuck them. A little trash for me but I thought about it I got trashed myself haha

This was told by one of the girls; someone tied a string around a 20 bill and dragged it around as a stripper was trying to get it.

That's hilarious

What club was this? Was it in Cali?

I live on the west coast of Florida

did you remember to count the c-section scars?

if a stripper asks you to fuck, it's almost always so she can try and rob you.

Lmfao. As soon as I sat on the stage to throw ones at one of the nicer looking strippers her time was up and this black "woman" came up and I reluctantly threw a couple ones not to be a dick.
The friend I was with has personally fucked two strippers that work at this place and he said it's pretty discreet. I don't know if I could pull myself to do it. I was 10 beers deep and always have a rubber on me but still

sounds like you went at a shitty time of day or it's just a shitty club. they're supposed to have their a-squad out on holiday nights.

> Be me 2 years ago
> Girlfriend of 8 years broke up with me cause she "might" be into women
> Tell my best friend
> He picks me up from my place, takes me to a strip club
> Bought me a private dance
> Blonde Brazilian dance me play with her tits and pussy
> She ends up giving me a hj
> Best and only experience at a strip club
Ironically the strip club closed down a couple months later

I went Saturday night. It's actually a really popular one that has big events every two weeks or so. I can't judge too much it was my first time

never been to a club but i witnessed 2 bus loads of gentleman dressed as clowns being escorted out of one on my way to work one day. it was bout 2:30 in the afternoon and some police officers were directing them back to the charter coaches, at the time i had a cheap flip phone and called a friend instead of taking a pic or video.

Sounds like a night user.

My friends have gone to the high class clubs in the city and they said the women they get in their are always foreign/exotic/bombshells. The bartender told them which ones would fuck and the "price range". A buddy dropped 200$ in ones and then 200$ on a dance and the girl fucked em' in the VIP booth

Yeah it was funny to me to find out that these places open during the day.
I also wasn't aware they actually sold real food. If the one I went too had a kitchen I'd have been eating steak like a boss at the stage haha

Buddy of mine and I went to a strip club one time. We usually go there just to drink.
The cover charge for a bar vs a strip club was the same so we decided to drink with tits in our faces.
Beer cost the same too, so meh.
We usually decline private dances and just sit in chairs mid to back part of the stage.
They'd sit on our laps what not but we'd tell them no and move on. Order more beer and enjoy the night bullshitting about stuff.
Anyways, this ugly bitch came up to me, sat on my lap and proceeded to sell a lap dance.
I said no, but she kept insisting. I kept saying no.
She got infuriated, tried to pull me up by my arm. Yelling some bullshit how I'm disrespecting her work by not paying her.
And not disrespecting her by not buying her lap dances. How she's going to get a bouncer and manager if I don't buy a dance.
I tell her to fuck off, get her manager, get her bouncer; I fucking paid my cover charge, bought beer, haven't fucking done anything wrong, and they can look at the damn cameras if they want.
Later that night I found out she hasn't gotten any business and was fired. I enjoyed the rest of the night like usual. Drink our beers and went home.

>eating at a titty bar
>even thinking about eating near that diseased snatch by the stage

shiggy diggy

Haha yeah some of them don't take no for an answer it seems.
Honestly it was a 5$ cover charge and 3$ bottles of beer. It really is a nice place to sit and bullshit

im a piece of shit

>be me
>be jobless at the time
>go to a strip club with my cousins
>take my sweet time and not spend my money under 5 minutes like my virgin brother
>6 hours in, club about to close
>the most beautiful Russian bitch comes to me and says I look like her ex
>I know it's bullshit
>right in the middle of talking, she pulls me near her and whispers that she'll fuck me for 200 bucks.
>I used all my birthday money
>like a faggot rejecting sex, I say no

FUCK!!

Just curious, was she blonde? skin not soft looking? middle aged?

It's nice not having VD

Strip clubs are weird.

Everything is designed to suck money out of you. Drinks way overpriced, waitresses pushing you to order another, and another.

And the strippers are always pushing for lap dances.

Money, money, money.

Not a fan of strip clubs, if you didn't already figure that out.