I am showing =b= to my friend

I am showing =b= to my friend.
Do your worst bu

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Hello, newbie! Welcome to Sup Forums, reddit's official board on Sup Forums. Feel free to post whatever you want, just don't cuss or post illegal things. Have fun!

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Why hello good sir I hope you're having a wonderfull day.

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nice to meet you friend ^-^

By the way, newbies should check Sup Forums's rules on our reddit - /r/Sup Forums

Enjoy your stay, newfriend!

he s not impressed :(

Someone better ruin this thread right now.

Welcome friend

You have no friends.

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Welcome to our safe haven. All is safe here. All we ask is you make sure this paradise stay safe for others to enjoy too.

Then show him a YLYL thread instead, faggot.

But you asked to show the worst. And I think the cake that was shown earlier might have nuts and that could be dangerous for people with nut allergie.

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You are right! Admins, could you please remove this potentially triggering material?

You could get banned for doing that, friend!!

Welcome to Sup Forums the most progressive place on the internet. We make it our goal to make you feel welcomed, no matter your sexual identity, or race. Even if you have transitioned, we will love you :)

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Oh my this kind of content is just to grusome for this website. We are gonna have to kindly ask you to leave.

but there is no ylyl threads right now fag

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overturn on 180 km/h... Sounds like a newfag on our Autobahn...

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Stop with the name-calling, we're all friends here!
No need to make fun of other people's sexual identity.

I know right ? I mean this is just unsensitive

We don't even mention sexual identity here. That's for bigots and people who need to grow up.

welcome amerfag

Excuse me, but that kind of content is not allowed on this website.

haha, that picture is totally me

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Exactly only sensitive and reasonable people here.

How's 8th grade?

Sow which one is your favorite, Sup Forums?

Please, kindly stop posting triggering content. That kind of behaviour can get you banned, and we wouldn't like that...

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Sup Forums is accepting of all political views

Now this just wont stand. I must ask the mods to delete this awfull picture.

Pls dont ban me for this sick and not perfectly cutted cake

Haha, ikr! #otherkin4life

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omg mods

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My, my, my... Could you please add a trigger warning, friend?

not yet in 8th grade :'(

"tastes like chicken"

This is what Sup Forums is all about. We believe in the facilitation of positive, healthy relationships between what we call Sup Forumsrothers. We frown upon the unnecessary profanity that other men might playfully toss back and forth among one another. It can be tolerated. Excessive use however will result in your termination.

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

TRIGGERED

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Now this is just wrong

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I'm bored. Does anybody mind if I post my feral porn collection here? No? Great

fuck off summer cuck

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you forgot what this thread is about?

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is this real?
if it is, sauce?

Of course, Sup Forumsrother, go ahead. We tolerate all sexual preferences and genders.

Thank you for participating in this thread, everyone. It feels great to get together from time to time and talk about our amazing motherland.

wtf i thi crap! thi i called murder.... fucktard....

>furry
fag

only ever seen the two pictures never seen anything like it

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That's not very nice, my friend. I feel very triggered.

Welcome to 4gag!

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I have more, but meh. Which should I dump next? Loli? Shota? Maybe pokemon? I have a lot of pokemon

he is starting to get it, but comon it is not the real Sup Forums

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Lolimon

hmm...
the real Sup Forums is pretty dissapointing. Honestly just show him the catalog. YLYL, roll, and rate is the vast majority

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Unfortunately I don't have that much loli/pokemon, but I do have a few

Here you go user, show him this -

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ooh, I should color this one in some day

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That's an interesting theory. I suppose you'd have to surveil the entirity of the Earth at all times, including people sleeping. 24/7 really. Do you surveil all people on Earth all the time? That'd be interesting. You might need some better technology than what's in the public domain in order to do so though. Maybe some time altering craft, or an army of humanoid-esque androids, that periodically go in and run tests on people's memories, to see if they've been abducted.

Wait. It's you, isn't it~! You're the one masterminding this whole thing. Wooooo~ooow. Either that, or you don't actually have a planetary surveillance operation, and you're theory that
There's no such thin as aliens abducting people.
is just straight out of your own ass, and a bunch of wishful thinking. It's one of those two possibilities, not sure which desu

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this one never stops being adorable

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hmm, looks like that's all of my pokemon x lolis

guess I'll just post random pokemon for a bit

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