This is the trashiest, most lowbrow, most unfunny, self-indulgent, reddit-tier movie I have ever been forced to watch...

This is the trashiest, most lowbrow, most unfunny, self-indulgent, reddit-tier movie I have ever been forced to watch. If you like it even ironically, you seriously need to put a gun in your mouth and fucking kill yourself

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>unironically calling anything "reddit-tier"
That sure is some intelligent criticism you're expressing there, fämälämämoominpappa.

nice blog

ayyyy

youtube.com/watch?v=OdxMkQhq58g

It is actually pretty right wing if you think about it.

2deep4u mate

Agreed. Easily one of the worst movies I've seen in the past 5 years. Why did the director go all frat boy at the end and end the movie with him getting ass? Juvenile.

SJW detected

>DUDE ASS N TITTIES LMAO

Grow up.

There is literally an entire scene dedicated to murdering people you lot would call 'redpilled'
>muh blacks
>muh jews

No, you should kill yourself for actually caring about what other people like or don't like. Grow the fuck up

>It's a trigger Sup Forums scene

Yeah, it's not like the hordes of mouthbreathers like yourself encourage more shit like this from jewrywood by paying to see it.

I have every right to lambast morons for holding moronic opinions, because as a whole it denigrates the art and culture of film

I bet you liked batman vs superman

dumb ghettoposter

Kingsman and His Secret Service is the purest example of Kino the major studio system has ever offered up. an original and subversive take on the spy genre combined with a refreshing viewpoint that is simultaneously anti-liberal and anti-conservative mixed into a tasty stew of entertaining "text" and thoughtful "subtext" that both thrills and chills. the result is an intriguingly dadaist dichotomy of man's inhumanity to man as well as the dehumanizing effects of materialism and commercialism in our modern society. and that's not even mentioning the socialist oedipal themes running throughout the film

in short it is the one true kinauxgraphie of the decade, possibly all time. if you disagree you are a pleb and you may even be impotent

Yeah it was awful. I find I end up disliking a lot of things Mark Millar writes. He's definitely talented in his own way, it's just all too cynical, in an odd way that really puts me off. Some of my favorite writers could be called "cynical" so it's hard to explain exactly what it is about shit like Kingsman or Kick-Ass that rubs me the wrong way. But it just feels off to me

cry more honey

Am I having a déjà-vu or is this entire thread a repost? I'm really not sure.

Confirmed for knowing fuck all about Sup Forums

What makes you think I paid for it? Furthermore, silly spy movies are the least of our worries. If you want to bitch about something, bitch about capeshit

Bot threads when there's not enough people creating threads.

brilliant

I have never posted on Rebbitt and I don't even think about Rebbitt when I'm not on this site.

When I watch something cringeworthy I don't think Rebbitt. I just think it sucks.

That's what I was thinking when I was watching Kingsman.

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LOL DEAD CHRISTIANS

LOOK AT THEM ALL GETTING BUTCHERED, THOSE INTOLERANT REDNECKS

board sliding is a real thing, though I'm not sure what you'd want to suppress on Sup Forums

Fuck off Finland you just liked seeing the Princess get railed

This movie felt like it was written to appeal to school shooters. Too cynical and misanthropic to be dumb fun, and too dumb to be genuinely provocative or offensive.

This movie was goat and it's sequel will be goat.

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>forced to watch
How?

>fuck me ass hole
best part of the flick

That's some major dick sucking right there user, you sure have experience shilling a dick

Kek, memes. But it was pretty fucking good wasn't it? Kind of went to shit when Colin Firth dies but still a thoroughly entertaining flick.

different finnfag but this desu kek

why cant you redditor just enjoy things?