Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
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>smug crew
I am not welcome
(tsun)
>2016
>not being an infidel
Oh.. okay then
I forgot to make thread.
OK.
Dio-sama...
Best type moon claimed.
By the way I'm the one who added you on steam yesterday.
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I didn't exactly think my battery would die like that. How careless of me.
>Yui
Gorgeous
Ok, so he won't be missed. And deserves it
Do you know what whitewater means?
Smug
*insert clever way of claiming Blair*
Getting my ZX11!
I'll find some more blush for you sometime.
Tsk tsk, that's terrible Amatsu.
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I asked Kyouko and luckily he knew it was you, I should have told you I that after accepting.
You can never be too careful and this wasn't the first time your battery / charger gave signs of being close to it's death.
All great iphone wall papers
A honest mistake.
So, now what? I don't know draughts
Momo.
Always. :3
How are you?
Probably your signature claim by now
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Really nigga?
Heyo Blair, how you doing?
QOTT: Why are you all such weeb losers?
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I replaced the battery and charger a few months back.
>Yui
They're all very pretty
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Where do you live? Germany?
Because fuck being a productive member of society
How are you?
Can you blame me?
I already have 2 characters in the works. Victor Velasquez, El Huracan de los Punos. Working on my spanish accent. A showboating, grappling, striking monk. And Barchus Starcaller, an elven wizard. Specialises in evocation, but avoids fire spells because they're too messy.
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Because they want to give 2d girls the D and have them fawn over them
I'm back for more homu posting. Starting hwere I left off.
I'm good, what about you Fran?
Latvia
A rare kyouko headpat
Born in shit circumstances and being shit in general.
It's a lovely day. I bought terraria and i am wasting my day away playing that.
How about you?
Any plans for American birthday?
extreme perspective waifura
claimed
Christmas claim because it's the 4the of juli
>Do you know what whitewater means?
No
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Already have it, but thank you.
whitewater is when the turbulance of rivers turn the water white with froth.
Kyouko knows everyone, how do you think I found your steam. Found this impossibly cute art of Zuihou.
gelbooru.com
pillow talk
Meh, I guess from now on lewds are going to get more and more common.
Keep my giant scardycat bear dogs from running away.
I just realized I don't think I've been here all day, I'm sorry about that.
Right, the luchadore monk!
Well, he is right. Burning people don't go straight down, they run around for a bit
Moo
I'm good. I went kayaking today
So you are a Slav?
You are really shit at quoting
What about rapids?
Bingo, the lewd poster gets it
I prefer to try to be a bit more original than just saying, "Blair Claimed", but I couldn't think of anything so I used that to my advantage.
I'm doing pretty good, been playing a ship - tons of video games.
Overall, nothing productive.
MGE
At cousin's house for meeting and plans
You're right I don't
No.
it was just a prank :(
Real QOTT: What is your favorite holiday?
death
I'm not skipping any work safe ones, I went through the artist and took all the pictures that had to do with homura being a wife. worksafe or not.
That artist's Zuihou is adorable.
None. Thanksgiving if I absolutely have to.
Reminds me of all the chibis I have drawn by this guy, pretty gud.
So Kyouko became the middleman of /waifu/?
I wonder if I missed this one, I don't really remember posting it.
No apologies. I take days off every now and then.
I'd say don't feel obligated but...
What are you doing here then?
Go turn up.
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5 days for my bike? Yes. Really.
Well, considering you got it on a discount...
Oops. I got trips,
here homu, have your waifu back.
You did post it.
I love these kinds of pajamas the most.
Moooo.
Yes.
Still I said I'd stay and I mean it.
Valentines, nothing like seeing everyone be happy /s
hugs
...fuck
Kek it now suits you
Nigga. Halloween, 4 of July and Christmas
I can't dance lol
Wew lad with you, i can assume it was worth it
How goes it?
I know right.
Also reminds me of this guy or those Kaga/Akahi chinis.
Yes basically.
Plus, the adventurers guild is called Firestarters. I want him to not like to use fire to show that not all wizards wear capes, I mean like fire. Also fire leaves very little to examine afterwards.
Veterans day.
thats basically my favorite artist.
The creepy grin is just homura's hair
>Yui
Gotta get into the habit.
That's nice of you but don't worry, I wouldn't drop her for something as simple as numbers.
They are really comfy.
But it's eastern Europe
Halloween, I love spooky shit
Happy America day!
Time to go!
Homuhomu homu homuing her husbandos neck.
Gunna grill up some steaks tonight?
That's ok. Just do it with purpose
Trips say they steal claimed waifus so I had to.
More pajamura
>Homura
>Husbando
Pick one and only one.
toast chan
>homura is a lesbian
and yet she's waifued by guys all the same.
RIP.
You've seen the bike, you tell me.
Homu kick.
If you look carefully, you'll see a baka in this image of homu.
You destroyed me there, pal
Yeah, it's simple and sweet, I like it.
A part of me wishes I was more creative, but I'm way too lazy to do that.
I swear I'm too relaxed for my own good, I've been told by multiple people that I'm the most non-chalant person they know, and to a point, that's true.
Isn't striving for the unobtainable what waifuism is all about?
Good enough, how are you?
Bye.
Nah my dad does the grilling and he's not home.
When hell is full, homu will walk the earth.
might cut yourself on that edge there user :v)
you can't have 3 though that's cheating
That's how it's supposed to work here I guess, I don't really see the logic behind it, nothing would make me drop her, specially not random integers.
Noice.
>carefully
Right.
bread
Saber claimed fixed edition
Thanks again Shiki
Impossible
Fair enough
Kek how's that a bad thing?
Sick but I'll hold
Holidays and waifus are different
I agree in some sense, Certainly at least to the point of honestly admitting you would fuck your waifu, or letting your waifu go free. Humans are sexual creatures. Even homu homu needs to homu homu something if it's not madoka.
Homura needs to take waking lessons from madochi
Much better to look at.
I dont think you are intended to drop her. just intended to not be able to claim her in this thread after someone gets trips and steals. It's like book trading. someone steals your book you have to pick a new thread from the pile or something
Homu wearing too big pajamas.
Pyjamas hour?
homu shoulder hold.
Homu complaining that husbando is a slugabed
Autumn homu sweeping.
dont reply to this
its a trap
(You)