Tfw parents find the cum spice rack

>tfw parents find the cum spice rack

honestly thinking of offing myself, I think my dad disowned me.

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Cum spice rack?

Yeah, can you elaborate?

Its cumin you fuckwit

lol bump

I am so excited to hear what a cum spice rack is, go ahead user

now it makes sense!

I might be embarrassed too if I had something and no one knew what the fuck it was

He collects his cum inside a old spice bottle and his parents found it.

>cum spice rack
There is a need to know more about this.

Yeah but what about the RACK??

> fuckwit???

Is Kermit jacked into the Matrix?

>accidentally cum on food I was eating a couple years ago
>fuckit.jpeg
>the food tastes like 100 times better
>experiment cumming on food
>decide it has to be the spices
>ride my bike to walmart and buy a spice rack and spices after months of trials
>cum in lemon pepper
>put it on a steak
>godlike.exe
>flash forward several year later
>have a spice rack like pic related under my bed
>mom snoops
>waits for me to come home from work
>tells me I need help and storms out
>she comes home with my dad from his work
>lecture
>tears
>my spices are gone

google did not help me with "cum spice rack"
are you sure you didn't mean spice rack cum?

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my mom told me I have to quit and stay home because she thinks I'm autistic.

haven't seen my dad in two days

lel

nigger all you had to do was add salt

pics or didnt happen

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shake + bake

>accidentally cum on food I was eating
>accidentally cum on food
>accidentally

Dude how the fuck do you accidentally cum on your own food?

Man, I wish I was naive and still believed stuff on the internet. This would have been hilarious.

thank you. i'm glad to be part of this.

put me in the cap

the fuck?

you know, sometimes oure eating and jerking off and then you have an early unplanned explosion then BAM ; you got cum in your food. and what else is ther left to do, right?

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>accidentally cum on my food

Seems too good to be true. Pics of rack.

Mom's right. You need help.

Get more food being as it has cum on it now

pics or didnt happen

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What did I just read?

>months of trials

GOOD GOD MAN

Did you ever make some jerked chicken with your spices?

I hope to fucking god this is real, you're a hero if it is

>you know sometimes you're eating and jerking off
I've never been in that situation. No, I don't know, user

my friend is already working on it

There shouldn't be a cap of this shit.
OP is making shit up trying to create pasta.

>jerked chicken
kek

>accidentally cum on food

He's right you know

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What the fuck?

MFW he finds my cum spice rack.

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This can't be real right?

>accidentally cum on food I was eating

And the Bible, the Koran and the other religious book say that will come worst things...

basically this.
OP need to screen cap himself cumming on food and eating it.
There should be no problems with this request.

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>cum in lemon pepper

Is this real life?

Someone better be screenshotting this shit

hi leddit, nice screencap you got

Someone screencap this shit

no way

Include me on screencap

god damn, this is like the tile dude

How do you screen cap life

Someone screancap this shit! Autism like this needs to be chronicled

these dubs demand proof

Folks, this is why Sup Forums says this about Sup Forums:
> stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Don't get too excited for nothing. I can sense OP's fucking lies miles away.

>experiment cumming on food

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On it

OP is not alone

amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/

kek

Pic of spice rack

how would she know there is cum in the spices... unless she tried them.

Your mother ate your cum...

>artistic
>autistic

Fake and gay, fuck you OP

and also enough of a whore to recognize the extra ingredient

r-e-d-d-i-t HELLLO R/Sup Forums

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add me in the screencap

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Jaden Smith level shit here

I think someone just saw cum spice rack and made a shit story

What kind of autism does it take to do this shit

This can't be real

Godlike.exe

Hey, that's pretty good

Why would you do this? Who the fuck thinks of these fucking ideas man

Finally a decent crop around these parts

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Yay im in the cap

>Filename
Let me guess, you're around 30?

Negative nancy

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yah story is full of holes.
if he came in the spice jar it would turn into a rotten paste and you wouldn't be able to put it on food.

if he cummed on his food then added spices it would just be a spice rack,nothing suspicious about that.

cool story OP, but obviously false.

I'm banned from r/Sup Forums but I bet it'll end up on the front page

Yay I'm in the cap

how could they possibly know there was cum in the spices?
i want a fucking answer or you are full of shit