ITT: Awful/Cringey date stories

ITT: Awful/Cringey date stories
Thought I'd share this tragedy.
>be 19
>make a Tinder profile, wanna start collecting panties
>no luck
>girl superlikes me, she's easily a 9/10
>fuckyea.jpg
>we chat it up, she's a little weird but so am I
>asks me to come over
>lives over an hour away from me
>decide to risk gas money for some booty
>get to her house, expecting some 60 yr old neckbeard
>holyshitshesnotacatfish.mp3
>she's actually pretty cool, we hit it off really well
>with her for most of the day, already scored the first kiss
>fuck yea gettin laid
>she drives me around town for a bit
>"user do you wanna get high"
>yes
>tells me her best friend since childhood has some, we drive to his house
>this 17 yr old beta male with a jewfro gets in the back seat
>he seems pretty chill i guess
>she drives us to this park and we walk to a secluded part of the woods to light up this fat blunt
>I've only ever smoked weed twice in my life, but i don't wanna look like a pussy
>take 4 hits in rapid succession
>Tindergirl and friend take their hits and we start walking back to the car
>5 minutes and i don't feel anything, thought i smoked it wrong or something

continued...

>Tindergirl is giggling and havin a good time
>I start feeling it strange, everything looks like some cheap wavy filter on a video editing app
>cueegodeath.jpg
>I start looking around crazily as I suddenly realize reality is crashing down on me
>Tindergirl and friend are visibly worried
>they keep telling me to breath and calm down
>At this point nothing seems real, start to think that I've died and this is my own personal Hell
>time is moving at an extremely slow pace, I'm terrified and paranoid as hell
>we get back to the car, she's not driving anywhere
>"user, i can't let my mom see you like this..."
>I keep demanding her to drive me back to my car
>Tindergirl and friend are talking but i can't hear them
>I'm having an internal meltdown, i'm reflecting on my past decisions and mistakes
>I'm feeling extremely depressed and guilty, like god is punishing me
>just want this nightmare to end
>Tindergirl is very annoyed but i don't even care
>i just want out
>time cuts and i found myself back in my own car driving back home
>I go internal again, start getting paranoid that a cop is gonna pull me over
>I finally make it home and start coming back to reality
>look at my phone, text from Tindergirl
>"I don't think we should talk anymore..."
>mfw i didn't get to smash
>mfw i still have her nudes

Post nudes or it never happened

I'll post more if this thread picks up

>date stories

FUCKING NORMIES I HATE YOU WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP POSTING ON MY Sup Forums GOD DAMNIT THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER PLACES YOU CAN GO WHY DO YOU HAVE TO COME HERE JUST LET US HAVE THIS

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Bad troll
Shut up

>be 18
>double date with girl I was hooking up with drunk during that summer, her best friend and my friend
>we go to the boardwalk then onto the beach at night
>they borderline have sex on the beach while I awkwardly try making out with her
>no idea what I'm doing, too nervous
>me and my friend smoked before because I thought it would help me calm down
>before hooking up with her was easy because we were always drunk so she didn't notice how awkward I was
>could feel shes not into it, we change positions too many times
>she finally gets up and tells her friend she needs to go to the bathroom
>they walk off the beach
>I tell my friend I think she just was saying that to get out of making out with me
>friend gets a text few minutes later from the other girl that the girl I was with wanted to stay on the board walk now to watch the band playing
>the band was one guy with a guitar covering AC/DC songs horribly
>knew I was fucked
>was paranoid from being high that she was telling the other girl I had a small dick because I wasn't hard while we were making out
>try and kiss her on the board walk, she turns her head
>eventually awkwardly pitty kisses me again
>my friend and the other girl practically humping each other against the railing on the board walk while the girl I was with awkwardly sits on her phone
>tells me she has to go home because her mom wants her home now
>we walk back to the cars
>she shakes my hand and tells me it was nice seeing me again
>mfw we had hooked up a few times that summer and were texting every single day

tl;dr I was super autistic and thought the girl was into me when really we were just drunk hooking up and texting for the summer before she went away to school. to be fair though we both agreed it wasnt going to be a relationship. I was just retarded. I'm 23 now and I still cringe thinking about it.

okay I cringed, here's a nude

appreciate it user

i eventually went on to recover when I got into my 20s and had a few more hook ups before getting with my current girlfriend so I eventually balanced out.

Ok, guess i can type some shit out. gimme a sec.

>Be me two years ago, 18 at the time.
>Invited to party by some friends from the school i studied in until i was 17
>Been chatting it up with a chick from said school
>Solid 9/10, intelligent asf. Can hold up a conversation and we have fun talking shit about anything really
>Another friend of hers, a girl i am still friends with, told me she was really into me and that i should just make a move.

Is anyone there? feeling like the thread will 404 soon.

I hope it doesn't, I'll bump with nudes

Post your story fag

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I need to witness, keep it going

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Thanks user.

Fuck you, i'm on it.

>Everyone starts to arrive at party location
>I am greeted at the gate by friend who told me to make a move, lets call her P, and two other girls in bikini tops and small shorts.
>Thisgonnabegood.jpg
>People start showing up with lots and lots of booze.
>Everyone getting tipsy
>I approach the smart girl, lets call her F
>I can barely hear anything, music too loud and too many drunk people around
>We are both pretty drunk aswell.

Witnessed.

You have my attention

More vag shots, user. Any of her spread?

>I proceed to pull her closer and whisper some dumb shit on her ear. I don't even know what it was. She says something i couldn't understand and suddenly we are all over each other in the middle of lots of other people all over each other.

Later i'm gonna add my brothers perspective to the hole thing, he was sitting close when it happened

> We move out of the reach of the dumb fucks splashing water everywhere, trying to drag girls into the pool for that sweet, sweet boob-in-wet-shirt effect.
> Not that it was really necessary. Half of the chicks are either sitting on the lap of some dude or driking vodka from the bottle inside the pool.

>MFW 9 months later a buddy of mine is a dad.

I was saving the best for last

so this is a millenials idea of a cringy date?

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Do you have a better one?

mine wasn't really a date but the girls were calling it a date so I considered it a date too.

idk, her ending the night with a handshake to me seemed cringey.

Whole* thing. Sorry, really late here and english is not my first language. Ignore any further mistakes.

Anyways, let me give you some background for two guys that are gonna be really important, very soon.

>G, 17 years old, extracted wisdom tooths one or two days before the party, really into F
>L, the guys that get any and everyone of the girls without any effort. Always drunk.

Ok, from where i left off

>We go to the house, sit on some benches away from the pool and the annoying little shits spraying water. Fuck those guys.
>Start to make out again. Never really stopped to be honest. She's really into it, starts feeling me
>Right as we were going inside the house to lock ourselves inside one of the rooms, I notice my brother carrying L our way.
>He passes out in a Hammock like, right in front of us.
>Cockblocked by a drunken buddy. We've always been there i guess.
>He starts trembling and i kinda ignore F. A bro was in need of assistance, and he had done the same for me time and time again.

>have cute gf for 2years (girl a, I'm guy-)
>decide to go on double date with our friends

>our time went fine, but girl b and guy b aren't bad either
>get to movie
>girl b is pretty cool but sjw
>guy b is funny but can be too edgy
Cue triggering
>girl b is super annoyed, guy b wants a confederate flag (in the north USA)
>girl b storms off and girl A tries to go help her calm down
> I try to help guy B not offend her. He's still a beta Fag

f for respect

>I get my sweather from the car and cover him in it. He opens his eyes and thanks me, and then procceds to fall asleep and starts snoring in front of me. F says it's really sweet of me.
>And then starts to cry.
>And i mean, cry REALLY hard. People around think i said something bad to her
>She procceds to tell me her fucking life story. TL;DR: daddy issues, mom going away, she finds shelter in books and alcohol and is incapable of trusting and forming meaningfull relationships.

Coming to think of it, guess she would love you guys.

>Sometime of comforting her and attending to drunken buddy later, she gets her shit together but we are just not feeling it anymore.
>She gets up and fetches us drinks and water for drunken buddy.
>P is nowhere to be seen.

Right, forgot about this. P and G had just ended a 2 years relationship. This party was some sort of stupid competition between both of them.

>G approaches me and asks if its okay if he tries his luck with F
>He is looking like pic related
>Not really self aware i guess.
>I give him my blessing while secretly hoping for shits and giggles.