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>Meanwhile, OK! Magazine reported this week that Jolie didn’t want her husband to hang out with Ben Affleck because he is a “bad influence.”
“Brad in particular is excited to have someone to go drinking with, [but] Angie thinks Ben is a terrible influence,” an insider told the magazine. “Angie thinks Ben’s single status spells trouble. She doesn’t want Brad playing wingman, so he’ll be on a very short leash.”
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>Brad suddenly realized he was Brad fucking Pitt and immediately called his lawyer.
>"I'm too handsome and rich to be married to a skeleton with 20 kids"--said Pitt
>Jolie couldn't be reached for comments. It was a breezy day.
JUST incoming
>“Brad in particular is excited to have someone to go drinking with, [but] Angie thinks Ben is a terrible influence,” an insider told the magazine. “Angie thinks Ben’s single status spells trouble.
That just described every woman on the planet EVER. That's how friendships among men break apart. I've experienced it myself and I've seen it dozens of times. They just isolate you in their very special, cuntish way to the point where all your buddies just give up and stop calling you one by one.
Brad is one UGLY mofucker
Jay Z and Beyonce are the real king and queen of hollywood. what do yall niggas think of lemonade?
she's basically dead anyway
That's what you got for two-timing Jennifer Anniston!
NO BRAD
YOU WILL NOT BREAK THEM UP YOU SNAKE
>yall niggas
Are you a subhuman nigger? If not, stop talking like a babbon with your retarded ebonics. If you are actually a nigger, kill yourself, shitskin.
kek
it's a
>first post best post
again
>black kids
>titless wife
its worth the millions man get out
Cringe.
Angelina just doesn't want Brad to get drone striked by accident with Mohammed Bin Aflecki.
>Oi Ben m8, fancy sum strong women, lad? let's go round town and shag sum shemales yes?
sorry wanted to reply to this
>Mohammed Bin Aflecki
I never get this meme.
>It was a breezy day
The worst part is when they break up and get back together again after you tried cheering your buddy up.
...
Affleck is a muslim sympathizer
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>adopt 50 african kids
>divorce soon after
KEK, who do you think will raise them?
Just a warning, this topic WILL be deleted.
>heh people cant have racist opinions ill just tell him to go back to Sup Forums only they are racist
really think about what youre doing newfag
fuck jolie holy shit such a bitch
Still salty about that, yu kardashian-loving fuckstain?
God what a fucking baby you are.
> it was a breezy day
holy shit, my sides.
based stand up/10
>I will abide everything that I don't agree with into one group
...
You not gonna talk to me like that. I don't know how people take that in whatever country you're from, but I only suggest you be that brave indoors. Otherwise… things could get really bad for you.
dude the man hands on gina are unbelievable
seinfeld strikes again
>it's a rich and shallow couple gets divorced episode
Outside of acting I don't give a shit about the life of celebrities. Most are terrible people anyway.
except Brendan Fraser. Still rooting for you buddy
>Brad oh Braaaaaaad
>Niglet #4 made a caca in his pants and needs a diaper change
>Get me some more mummy bandages when you come back to bed too
>Chop chop honey
Wonder what took him this long.
This.
>Ms skeleton has no career
>her new hobby is to virtue signal so hard by adopting a 3rd world niglet tribe it bankrupts them
Brad what the fuck are you even doing
>billy bobs sloppy seconds/no
based mods
Do they have any biological kids? i'd opt out hard as fuck, no regrets.
Sad she is aging so poorly, finest woman in the world in her day.
Yeah, three. All look like shit, strangely enough.
>All look like shit
But how..
> Affleck is an islam apologist
FTFY
>finest woman in the world in her day
your right, but you got the "day" wrong
>nigger lips and nose
AHHH the leering visage of jon voight! cannot unsee! delete this!
It's sad that she has so little faith in Brad. He obviously loves their children. If anything Brad could be a good influence on Ben so he doesn't make another mistake.
>All look like shit
nahh the little girl that wants to be a boy is pretty cute, a shame if she starts taking hormones.
>dem teeth
:3
And yeah cut that transition shit, you're going to get mommy's tits not daddy's cock you little shit!
>tfw Im in a serious relationship for 3 years now
>tfw I stopped regularly hanging out with my buddys around 2,5 years ago
>tfw the last time me and my friends got together was october last year
>le edge
Holy shit that girl can't ever deny being Brad Pitt's daughter.
Well if she gets her way she'll be his son.
Could she really grow a penis though?
>Could she really grow a penis though?
she can grow mine :^)
lewd
Nice trips
Sure. If Cher's daughter could.
> That just described every woman on the planet EVER.
Indeed, I only see my brother a couple of times per year (despite him only living 40 mins away) as his wife turned into such a cunt, that she burned all the bridges with everyone around them.
Thankfully he’s talking to a lawyer this week about finally divorcing her ass, though this of course means he’ll get run thru the financial ringer…
He should've married Goop
Both are terrible fucking choices.
Oh fuck no. That high-maintance crazy bitch is somehow even worse.
He should've married tyson's gf
>swapping one crazy for another
>Gets a husband
>Turns into a skeleton
>Literally cuts her tits off "just in case"
jesus
...
Don't forget
>Adopts half of Kenya, expects you to raise them as your own
>She doesn’t want Brad playing wingman
>implying they even have to say a single word to get a woman
Actually, Gwyneth broke up with Brad Pitt.
Is she friends with Garner or some shit?
>Go on the razz with Brad and Ben Alflecki
>As soon as you walk into a bar all you can hear is gushing and a faint "Allahu Ackbar"
>yfw both Ben and Pitt have been inside Gwyneth
>now they're wingmen
gay
They're all shit tests too. She's just making sure she chose the right guy.
>Hollywood actress Juliette Lewis dated Brad from 1990 to 1993. The star recently mocked the actor's manhood by saying, "He was no...big deal, if ya know what I mean!", reportedly laughing and making baby sized pinches with her fingers
>Juliette has also dated top names of the industry like Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio, but made no disparaging comments about the size of their members.
what did she mean by this
Bullshit. Pitt's got a big dick.
well ben is a pretty known womanizer, and unfortunately for all you forever alones who will never get a woman, being married basically makes you the bitch in the relationship
thats why you stay single
Child abuse letting that little girl be a freak when she could be a beautiful woman and have a good life
also send that nig back to Africa
>that one user giving relationship advice acting all macho and shit
everytime
Looking for attention now that she's JUST
I meant encouraging rather than letting.
I mean this shit is retarded.
8 year old just saw pirates of the caribbean 17
>mommy I am a pirate now
ok honey, tomorrow we will schedule to hove your eye and leg removed,so progressive.
last time she was hot was in dust till dawn
>didn't show tits
eh fuck her
Wasn't Natural Born Killers afterwards? She was hot in that.
And stay there.
>Brad is one UGLY mofucker
>praises Jay-Z
>>Hollywood actress Juliette Lewis dated Brad from 1990 to 1993. The star recently mocked the actor's manhood by saying, "He was no...big deal, if ya know what I mean!", reportedly laughing and making baby sized pinches with her fingers
Have we literally never seen his wee-wee once?
Yeah, in those paparazzi pics of him and gwyneth sunbathing naked. He's well endowed.
This post did nothing wrong.
J-Z and his niggres look like fucking chimps that's just a fucking fact.
Nigger "music" is disgusting and you're retarded if you listen to it.
Illuminati pls
Welcome to the club Brad
>meme image
>has 3 anons that completely agree with his post
Good job, women are cunts. Maybe you'll wake up and realize it one day as well.
OH to be the MEAT in that MANwich!!!
>you're on my turf normie I have the echo chamber high ground
Both men and women are inwardly cunts, Sup Forums is one of the great proofs of the former.
All it proves is there is more than 1 obese virgin neckbeard on Sup Forums sorry cuck the games up.
Congrats on being >triggered
Exactly bro
This
>sensationalist drama for sensationalist drama's sake
>finest woman in the world in her day
>with no ass
>and now, no tits
she was always cute, but never fine/sexy
sad. if it wasn't for her receding hairline, the black girl would be cutest of the bunch.
wtf is the flash doing in that photo?!
>dem lips
who will take the costudy of the ooga boogas?
>letting your woman tell you who you can or can't hang out with
How beta do you have to be? Either find a woman who's not an obsessive cunt or man up and stay single.
Jay-Z looks more like a camel
No he doesnt
camels are way sexier than that facially deformed shitstain
For you.
That women have no real sense of honor or class.