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Hey. What's going on?
(Shitty stupid dark n gritty He-Men reboot by Snyder after Warners fires him off the DCU when?)
can't be worst than the dolph lundgren one
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>the loli is cowering in fear
As to be expected of lolicons.
How can you make a dark n gritty He-Man reboot when the main character is called He-Man?
It will never be as good as the Dolph Lundgren one*
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Some retarded asshole tried to make one based on Superman. Anything's possible with all these idiots running Hollywood.
They'd probably make it an ironic deconstruction of ideas of masculinity and commercialism and childhood in the 1980s. Shitting on the original character and its commercial appeal... all while still trying to cash in on it.
you're a sword?
>getting 3 lolis to hold your massive 3 foot cock for you
Based as fuck
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Thanks
Justin Marks actually wrote a grimdark HE-MAN flick called GREYSKULL: MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE in 2008. It didn't get made and neither did his grimdark VOLTRON flick. He probably is OK with that seeing as his screenplay for THE JUNGLE BOOK got made and is doing great business. Anyway, the screenplay for GREYSKULL is supposedly passable if you like grimdark versions of cartoons.
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was He-Man a cunnybro?
He-Man was canonically gay.
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>3 foot cock
that's at least 5.
lolis love such games.
Reminder that the fictional depiction of minors in sexual situations is damaging to children and that a man was convicted for possession of fictional obscene material involving minors he bought over the internet.
I don't give a shit
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This picture is from a comic book Shop in Huntsville Alabama. How did you get it
I got that reference
He-Man reimagination as a stronk woman when?
Not soon enough
Why not just use She-Ra?
She-Ra exists and is already better than He-Man.
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BLACKED
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Reminder that Skeletor has a much more aesthetic physique and he-titties is just a mass monster.
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J-jesus christ
How man mortal men even compete?
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>Paige will never ex-sanguinate you
happy victory day ))))
That guy looks like every moment of his life is miserable
OP stole this from reddit
>No CGI
BASED!!
their muscles are exactly the same
Star children were all the rage in the 80s tbhfam youtu.be
MEPHISTED
BEELZEBUBED
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APOLLYONED
Also what was this implying?
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damn. so many great comments in one thread. absolutely based.
>everybody wants the loli
truly ahead of its time
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/r9k best day ever
how do I into skeletor mode?
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wew. why don't we have anymore lolis in nowadays western cartoons?
Skeletor is all natty unlike that roided out poser He-Man
>a skeleton with mass
Figure that one out.
People are trying to get rid of pedophilia by pretending it doesn't exist
MYYAAAH
Well, not a loli, but Star is still an underage girl that's pretty sexualized when you think about it.
i like how the design on her shirt makes it look like its open in that shitty 80s quality