Civil War Opening Weekend: 181 Million

>Civil War Opening Weekend: 181 Million
>BvS: Opening Weekend: 166 Million

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i need my celeryman in high quality user

>Box office = Quality

>better quality
I honestly didn't know

>he didn't like seeing his childhood hero Optimus Prime become a ruthless psychopath

enhance the 43d3d3d

>27% = quality

I saw the Witch last night, damn, Thomasin is a qt.

>the way dc fand go quiet everytime theyre prooved wrong

How can DC even compete

>M-muh RT

MARVELKEKS BTFO!!!!
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poor DC just can't catch a break

where is my hat wiggle OP?

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GET FUCKED!!!!!!!!!! CIVIL WAR IS DOGSHIT AND EVERYONE WHO LIKES IT IS DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks my man.

>RT scores dont matter. Look at TDK RT score. Im not a hypocrite.

Lmao DCuck

MY CAPESHIT MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOUR CAPESHIT!!!!

I WIN!!!!!!

is that guy trolling?

No, that's your average DC friend.

the 27% is the percentage of the population intelligent enough to understand it.

oh look you're a 73'er.

computer, load up capekino please

i need that picture of Evans laughing on the floor please

If you like this shit, you have a low cinematic IQ, or some sort of Stockholm Syndrome, from overexposure to bland, safe, PC and soulless mass-produced blockbusters, which has conditioned you into accepting the absolute lowest common denominator standards in filmmaking, writing and cinematography as somehow acceptable, when you should in fact feel nothing but contempt or disgust for any Kevin Feige-conceived product.

Even strictly in the field of capeshit entertainment, where the bar has always been pretty low, since they're primarly a children media, the level of genuine quality and creative abilities (which comes from studios giving freedom to an auteur with a strong personality and vision towards the material) has kept dropping since the 90's.

When Raimi's Darkman/Spider-Man, Del Toro's Blade 2/Hellboy, Burton's Batman 2 or Bird's The Incredibles offered innovative and playful set pieces, meaningful and relevant themes, each with a very distinct, appropriate tone and truly cinematic aesthetics (simply compare the lighting or editing to today's equivalents), none of these qualities are to be found in Civil War or any of the previous MCU entries. This is why Edgar Wright got fired from Ant-Man. This is why Feige keeps hiring visionless point-and-shoot directors who come from TV or comedy, colorblind cinematographers and art/set design teams who seem to be in love with grey, sterile hangars for some unexplainable reason. Action scenes are now being conceived by CGI teams months before the movie begins shooting and all follow the exact same formula.

Even as a child, I couldn't imagine being dazzled or amused by those turds, as they're utterly devoid of any charm, colors, magic or imagination.

I haven't seen it faggot, I only watch quality.

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can I get a shield wobble please?

And Man can shrink down so small he can interact with particles and move through titanium, but can he shrink small enough to see Batman v. Superman's box office?

damn that is fucking hilarious, I can just imagine some DC blob in the basement below Evans throwing his keyboard at the concrete wall screaming loud enough for everyone in that house to hear him.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe fanbase is full of generic cunts who try to seem quirky and unique by identifying heavily with a slightly offbeat fandom "But wait, that's actually incredibly mainstream and not offbeat at all!" you say. And you're right. But actual offbeat things don't give as much 'nerd' cred, and these things have more creative value than reality TV so people on Tumblr can make posts such as "Why are all girls nowadays such idiots who watch Twilight? I'm very unique because I like nerdy intelligent stuff like Iron Man 3, and I like quirky men like Tom Hiddleston and Mark Ruffalo teehee, look at this repeating gif of 0.5 seconds of Loki doing a thing with his face and a theory about how all the Marvel movies are connected and Thanos is going to collect all the Infinity Gems except in the movies none of them are really "gems" at all and here is some fanart of all the Avengers gender swapped and with less sexist costumes and they all have the exact same fucking face with that bulbous red nose also did you know that I am a girl who likes superheroes I know it's hard to believe but it is true I AM AN AVENGERS look at this gif of Tony Stark raising his eyebrow, anyway The Avengers is sexist because Black Widow's costume is too tight and unrealistic for a special agent so here is a redesign of her in figure hiding combat fatigues because I am progressive. Does anyone else think that Hulk and Iron Man would make a good couple? TEE HEE I LOVE GAYS BECAUSE I AM SO TOTALLY NOT HOMOPHOBIC EVEN THOUGH I TREAT GAYS AS AN AMUSING NOVELTY Rocket Raccoon for president!"

thank you

>274 KB vs 548 KB

those things cost money you know

Laughing Evans is the best meme since CIA.

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>not one rotten MCU movie

This makes me wonder what will be Marvel's first fuck up.

I would have said Inhumans, but that one seems that it's going to get cancelled anytime now.

civil war is more of a kids movie between the two.

I'm betting it'll be Captain Marvel.

>an autistic NEET dc fag complaining it stole from bvs even though this is direct from the comic arc
>rip off
That dude is so sad

TAYNE = ANT YE