What can you do?

What can you do?
DARE TO BE STUPID!
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evening, Sup Forums
what the FUCK is everybody up to tonite??

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What's up hat bro

arriving home from a ferocious day of parties and explosions, decompressing with a plentiful music playlist
you?

How often do you make these threads?
I see them all the fucking time.

Drinking bourb, listening to classical and chilling in this thread currently.

every couple of days over the last week, but I admit, it's getting kinda overdone.

Last time people seemed to love it.
I'd say you're alright. Especially since the shit that's spewed here on a constant basis.
Therefore, a couple days a week is perfectly reasonable.

lucky number 7s! you are on a roll, sir.. might I add in some tunes?

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well, so long as everyone's having a good time. I just like shooting the shit with strangers, passing out some music and getting buzzy while I do~

Quite the jam.

I used to do that.
Then I became somewhat of an alcoholic and almost died.
Shit was fun. I was really fucked in the head at that time though. Helped ground reality.

You seem pretty cool op, I'd buy you a beer if i saw you at a bar. I've been drinking some craft beer called "andygator" tonight, it's pretty good but now I'm drunk and have to be up in a few hours. Oh well. How was your 4th?

righteous, no? I'm to understand it has a social commentary subtext, but like.. I ain't speak korean, so I only get the juicy jam.

I prefer for lovely times to be had by all though, that's possible now and then in my little threads~

Yoooo nickel what's up its your friendly fellow southern fag here

I have a belly of diamond, I can handle this as long as I have to.. the crowd is the hard part.
whatever it takes. I never heard of Andygator, but we enjoyed a round of Prarie Bombs this morning, 8 bucks but truly delicious~
Had a grand time cleaning the apartment, organizing the party, attending it, gonna have to clean it up later.. but I did this next song on karaoke and made it look cool.

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cheers to you, brother! I can still smell the smoke outside.. love me a warm, summer evening with plenty of cold drinks and tunes~

Nobody invited you to any parties stacey. Go put some firecrackers in your ass and entertain us.

edgy!
Noice PS too fag

YO Nickel, wats up bro!!!! How ya been man? Missed you bro

fuck you think this is, Lalapalooza? I ain't delivering any fireworks thru the freight exit

This poor ugly couch dwelling faggot again.

samefag

Ha! doing as well as I hope you are, brother~ might've asked for too many days off but, otherwise fine! you?

Kick a field goal through your jack o lantern teeth

I would rather my threads occur more like this.. the word is spoken, the sky darkens and suddenly, I arrive~

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you first, chickenshit~

...

Cheers!
Got some firefly! Time to kick back and relax.
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Then smile again I'll go get the football

good man! I'll file that link away for further smooth relaxation.. I'm suddenly feeling a cartoon theme song kick though, bust those out!

kinda like this~!
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I remember this show! Oh this brings me back.

make a move, I'll carbon-date the exhale on your chair!
The Flea is where it's at! and again, not a great show, but damn that opener got you p'wumped

Hey hat guy, what's some good drinking music?
Trying to chill with a buzz.
Nothing crazy, something relaxing and stimulating, ya feel?

So did your old shirt start to smell or is this like a holiday shirt to celebrate the 4th?

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 07840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.

Hello again.
Do you like hard or soft tacos best?

Hard tacos, nigga.

Oh wait, it's the same shirt.

Because it's always the same shirt.

Your too fat and stupid to fight anyone. Go shove one of your nasty sausge fingers in your nose and take a pic.

hm... how about this? not bad for mood building in a tabletop setting~

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set upon patient stools and grant a mercy to those travelling boots and we'll weave tales of cold nites and fierce adventure

fuck you talking about, I hate this shit.. it's thick wool and the sleeves are too long
but it is clean.
hard, the flavor is better~

I love being a lightweight man.
I get to drink so little and get buzzed so quick.

It's because he's poor leave him alone dude.

AA meetings dude..check one out. for your own sake.

Thanks man. This also brings back memories. I played WoW a ton as a youngin'.
Oh man those were the times.

drinking like twice a week doesn't seem bad in my opinion...
unless he's dependent on the shit.
Is he...?
Are you?

is there some kinda point you like to arrive at, possibly?
and yeah, lemme try that.. aah shoot, did I miss my nose?

what do you look like without the hat and the glasses

On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag. I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.
I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine.

Ignore any shit you get on here man. Nice to have a friendly face to talk to.

What are you too stupid to pick your nose now you fat fuck

tch, lucky!
I am poor, but I could stand to buy more shirts..
I do this when I can and when it's feeling like a fun venture, but never before 7pm, unless it's a work-nite and I've been sleeping all day

Like a neckbeard without a hat and dollar store glasses.

So doughy let's see that gut fatty!

You sleep all day because your a sad drunk.

No, no. I get it, you're just saving money on the water bill.

Hey, I'll put on this shirt if you put yours back on...

Need advice on rape OP? I've done a lot of rapes and I can tell you 90% of men are turned on by it. They love to be physically and emotionally dominated by a strong man. Men almost always orgasm during rape, and some people like me who consider themselves rape connoisseurs sometimes add extra quirks to make the rape more effective. Once I took a machete with me, and with my free hand (left hand is always around man's throat) I slashed it against the dumpster next to us whilst screaming a battle cry. Who would attempt to fight me off in a state like that? Another time I wore this Legolas mask that I use when raping someone I know, so they cant identify me later. He was quite clearly aroused at the thought of being raped by Legolas and probably enjoyed it more than I did. About half way through it probably became consensual to be honest. Rape is a complicated game, you need to do a lot of reading and practice to fully understand the psychology of it.

super boring.
same to you, brother~ hope you're having a fun time

how about we get a little wild~
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kegh! alright, shit..

Show your ugly mug punk. If not then shut the fuck up

What's with the regular show shit?
You 12, nigga?

I like Beard Glasses Bro's threads.
He's a drinking buddy, and nice.
Definitely great considering how Sup Forums is primarily fur and trap shit now.
Most people only come here for porn now, sadly.

Rub your nipples while you watch child porn.

Been good man, just enjoying a day off before work tomorrow. Not sure if you remember and its ok if u don't. I'm the dude that asked for advice about working at a 4****star hotel

Happy you are doing well man.

'ey! these are halloween store glasses, they at LEAST cost eight bucks!
fuck you, that's private stock~
I work overnites, you motherfuckin' chain-dragger! two and two, they're easier to put together than your parents, give it a shot!
yeah, because I'm water and you're a shit-biscuit.

Porn is more interesting than his daily shtick of being poor and boring.

Bullshit you don't work. Then how are you so mega poor?

I don't see how.
You can only fap a couple times a day.
I've fapped 3 times.
That's good enough. Time for something not porn related for once.

Are you a faggot? Sad? Suicidal? Stupid? Or all of the above ?

Seems like you hate your dad bro

hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

Dude stop being a fucking beta and move n with your life man.

You want attention go on Skype

I drink because I'm bored with life.
I'm bored with life because I'm stuck with nothing to do.
When the situation arises and I can do something, I don't want to do it because I'm a loner.
Life is confusing.

to each their own! that's why I'm here, to offer up music and fun talky-talk~ glad you're enjoying it
hot measure. Hope you're having an excellent time, but I could use more to remember than that.. wish I could remember though

It's so sweet how you white knight your boyfriend stacey.

when were you born? October by any chance bro?

was hoping if we hit it off on facebook I could invite you over for a nice seafood dinner. I would catch the lobsters myself, with my bare hands, from the nearest waters that inhabit them, which is the tank at the Red Lobster down the street. I would cook them for you in my kitchen...naked if you desire. Then we would indulge in the lobsters, along with any side dishes you would like, and a few glasse...s of wine from my cellar. Over dinner we could chit chat a bit, you could discover that I am more than just a gorilla juicehead bodybuilder that plays starcraft and I could discover that you are a smart, sweet heavenly blessed beauty just putting on a calloused façade. If you enjoyed my company then perhaps we could do it again. If not, then you leave with a stomach full of good food when otherwise on a night like that you would throw one of your Lean Cuisines in the microwave and watch One Tree Hill just hoping one day you could find a man like Julian.

Its not really worth trying to make you remember cause in the end you have hundreds of posts and one gets lost in the many. You gave me good advice, or rather on advice so I'll take that and move on like a good peasant :(

June, actually.
Why, remind you of someone?

Moar porn!

got some jameson tonight, unfortunately liquor doesnt last too long around me :/

drinking day old cold coffee while i pack and slowly get ready to move somewhere warm.
still thinking if i should buy about 100 gnomes and set them up at this house as a nice and kind surprise for the owners

because life is hard.
confusion is the blue-screen error of life. you're getting it again and again.. perhaps the commands you type in could perhaps be at fault?

perhaps another song will sort this.
WHERE'S THE WORLD GOING
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Check the stupid astrology signs and what they mean to who you are and you will see much clarity. Its weird how they can define you perfectly. I was surprised when I read what kind of person I was or could be and it fit me well. Try it user, you have nothing to lose bro

Life suposed to be hard. You spent more time working and less time drinking you wouldn't be on your mama's couch nigga!

I would think you would want to remember.
hey, I'll say it first, mexicans like me can devour most cultural booze with astounding speed.. just get ready to hear singing~
that sounds immensely hilarious, I wish I knew why that should be in the cards~

Go back to instagram you stupid fuck, this is not a place for you.

If I track your ip and make sure it is compromised you won't be happy

TAKEDOWNMAN!!!!

Fucking summerfags man

What does this shit even mean!!!!

Lurk more fagget

So if I cover my eyes and make faces at people, will it still count as socializing? Can I put myself in an environment where even though half the attending audience is disturbed by my behavior I can choose to cherry pick the responses that give me the highest sense of self worth and continue on as though this hasn't spiraled into a sort of sperglord oriented freak show?

Man, I just wish I had the kind of delusional confidence and lack of awareness necessary to pull something like that off and not feel even a little bit of shame.

I'm living with friends, as I prefer to! but I gotta admit, I do miss having a door and window with a closet.
I'unno, but I like making an impression! TIME FOR MORE MUSIC!!

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>Lurkmoar

Wow you really got me man. Ima have to hide away and die cause you bullied me

Oh no!!!

I'm sorry don't I didn't mean it

god, I love the fore-thought you put into that.. it's like I can SMELL the butt-hurt you're feeling for failing yourself, your father AND me all in one whiff!!
KUDOS~ I mean, I'm a horrible mess myself, but at least I don't have whatever THAT'S all about.

Your friends probably want you out because you don't pay rent and you stink up the joint.

i wish i could see the reaction, id put one outside the main door with a tiny sign'welcome home' and 99 scattered all over the house, in cupboards, shower.. or just line them all up all outside around facing the well with some tiny rope sticking out the top.. i never do anything disruptive, i just like leaving a fun way to remember me by.

Get a fedora and grow a gross beard that should get you started

Hey, I'm just jelly man.

why would be allowed to live anywhere I don't pay for? is that how you do things, what a fucked-up perspective... fuck
uhm... TEE-EL, DEE-ARR.

I've seen you around a bit recently, what do we call you?

Because your mom is an enabler

Stacey