Why dont we ever have celebrities?

Why dont we ever have celebrities?

being associated with a board full of mildly pedo jew hating feet fetishists might harm the career.

Because we're an extreme right wing (or left) internet group

We have.

It can be me, you, him or even their.

You only need to believe.

we have Krager and RLM shills and marvel publicists, what more do you want?

>Sup Forums
>right wing

>Sup Forums
>extreme left
nigga you gay

We can only hurt them.

we have tom hardy. he even admitted that he was the one who started Baneposting

Because any q&a thread would be spammed with racism, misogyny, and porn.

I'm actually Miles Teller. Of course you have no proof whatsoever besides my word, as this is an anonymous image board. I'm pretty famous myself, despite doing some shit movies recently, so I'd image that there are other celebrities more famous than me lurking.

You fucking know why

What the fuck happened to him? Did he go on chemo in between doing mountains of coke?

James Cameron post here regularly

Because this board is shit, remember?

I would not want to associate with someone after learning they spend their free time here. This pit of self-hate and cognitive dissonance is not something to be celebrated or shared.

I'm Bill Murray in this picture. Ask me anything.

just piles and piles of gore and loli with hardly even the glimpse of a good question, let alone a real question.

We do. Most of them stay anonymous.

Sup OP. When I become famous I will come to you guys, not the ledditors. Promise

>mildly

Why is your mouse in the screen cap?

Nice uh, what do you guys call them here... Trips? Yeah. I was feeling a little tipsy from the rose. My secret? It was Sutter Home.

this
this

and because we do
Considering half of the userbase on Sup Forums has a plebbit account and we raided Hardy's and Seagal's ama anyway, there's literally no benefit of coming specifically here unless you want to be associated with Sup Forums

>why don't jewish people go into a vile nest of vicious of antisemitism?

I'm gonna need proof on that.

We've got Max Landis. Hey Max, say hello to everyone, would you?

How does mainstream media report about Sup Forums? yeah, that's your answer right there.

I had no idea who Miles Teller was until now, but seeing the terrible, terrible movies he's been in, i'm inclined to believe this user is telling the truth. Nobody would willingly claim to be an almost nobody whose career consists basically on terrible movies.

>mildly

This.
I'm Christian Bale AMA

How would most celebrities react to BLACKED DOT COM pics?

Everyone still thinks Sup Forums is a pedophile ring and most bad things come from here (most recently the celeb nude photo leak), do you really think ANYONE wants to be associated with this place openly let alone celebrities?

I could believe that
Your career's gone to shit and you come across as a smug, arrogant prick. Whiplash was awesome despite your presence

Do you and Damien still talk?

at least tay loves us

If I ever get famous, I'll come to Sup Forums daily as a tripfag and then I'll say it on all interviews. That's a promise, guys.

Thanks for making me cringe asshole

Aaron Paul here, AMA. It's not like I have any work to do these days anyways.
Also don't ask me to call you a bitch, it's annoying.

Gatorade me.

What do you think of these dubs?

Reddit is so pathetic it needs cool points from celebrities to stay relevant.

Nice try m8 but here's how it's done.

We got Marlon Brando

>implying he didn't preassured one of his kid to impersonate him and end up getting as fat as him, only to end up dying...
...while the real marlon brando, unsuspectly, shitpost everyday on Sup Forums

Bitch

...

Noice.

Now do you believe?

Thanks based bale

I can't believe he's only 65.

Yeah if reddit were really anything they would murder people sometimes and make posts about it I mean come on are they cool or not

Aidan Gillen here, ask me anything...

i love you

...

Back at ya m8

Good choice, seeing his career now I fully believe he could be spending his days memeposting in Sup Forums

Because we won't kiss their asses the way r/edd/it faggots will.

Ryan Reynolds here.

I managed to get Leo DiCaprio's phone number. I often send him links to posts here from my friend's and associates phones when you guys make fun of him. He has no idea it's me.

He get's extremely butthurt and sends back angry texts full of threats, rage and tears.

Hope you guys enjoyed my deadpool leaks.

You faggots can't ask me anything but I will answer 1 question only.

was getting caught part of your plan?

We CAN'T ask you anything? Why?

There is no difference between the degeneracy of Sup Forums and the democratic party, and entertainers are always shilling for them, so...

My only plan was getting rich.

That plan was a success.

Because I am going to go browse a more interesting thread... hey look you got a freebie.

Later fags.

I'm DJ Qualls

AMA

>he can't browse more than one thread at a time
kek, what an idiot

Because this board is a meme shithole.
The most famous person we had was someone who made a documentary about a not so well known director and he came here accidentally primarily tell us not to pirate his documentary.

>screengrab with the mouse cursor visible

>Because this board is a meme shithole
yet here you are

So are you

I'm not the one crying faggot.

Tom Hardy here. It's bullshit.

Taylor Swift is always on Sup Forums trying to make herself a meme.

I'm Michael Cera
I know you all hate me but I fuck hot whores everyday so get cucked senpai

>confirmed Sup Forums poster
we have the best celebrity

Fuck off Taylor you skeletal whore.

>michael cera
>fucking whores
pls
He would never stoop that low. He finds up-and-coming wannabe actresses and gives them shit loads of coke then fucks them stupid
Idiot

how about no

>tfw you hope one of the people claiming to be an actual celebrity is telling the truth
I know they aren't though.

Oh man I'm very glad that D&D didn't revive this bitch , literally hated her from her first scene on the show
>le caring mother xd

Corey Feldman here AMA

We have.

I once posted a script here and a famous Hollywood director got in touch with me.

Justin Roiland posts here. He mentioned Sup Forums in one of the Rick and Morty commentaries.

I love you justin.

literally who

>Skeleton no ass no tits bitch with hello rato face
>best celebrity
wanna wew my lad ?

What difference would it make?

Because no one expects any good questions to be asked by Sup Forums users. Redditors are retarded but they pretend to be smart so most celebs will go there because most people here would just spam memes and shitpost. Maybe one day there will be a celebrity who does an ama here just to give out joke answers and to shitpost.

kept moving my mouse in hopes of getting rid of the pointer in the picture

he said he shitposts on Sup Forums not Sup Forums

Keanu Reaves posts on here

...

Yea actually this.
>someone has AMA
>its relatively calm, a few subtle joke questions
>as soon as Sup Forums gets a hold of it people just start spamming meme questions and are on the nose trying to be funny

Ha.
How come tumblr can't handle the bantz?

We have Dead Mouse on Sup Forums, Robin William's daughter, Zelda, on Sup Forums years ago, the guy from The Whitest Kids U know, Jenna Jameson on Sup Forums, Brazzers Pornstars and Directors here on Sup Forums. I'm sure there are some I'm missing.

Don Cheadle here AMA Sup Forums

based

You named basically all the decent ones
Sup Forums gets the fun people who just don't give a fuck anymore.
Also the guy from PARTY HARD but I forgot his name. He was on Sup Forums

>things that never happened

Upvoted

based christian bale

ITS ACTUALLY HIM THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

why does the cast of every show hate us when we basically make up the majority of their audience

why cant we get mel gibson then?

James Gunn here
You guys dissapointed me by calling my movie GOTG meme the movie

You are suppose to be more creative and put some effort. Call it hollywood puke mixed with manchild characters or horrible millennial stuff pandering to 80s nostalgia and trophies.

You guys still have a long road before you can dominate the art of banter