ITT: Asian dude with white gf

ITT: Asian dude with white gf

AMA

Shameless self bump

does your name start with p

Nope, J

thats good

Its a good letter

Is she fucking niggers behind your back?

No, she is not

Show her tits

how does it feel that she finds no pleasure in the sex with you.

Feels goodman

Why does it feel good that you cant pleasure her?

Because I still get off

But she doesn't, so you will lose her to another man that can pleasure her.

She gets off with me.

Are you a rich computer guy?

Hate to break it to you dude, but even if the anime girls look white and pale, they're still japanese

I manage a restaurant

how does she get off with you if you cant pleasure her in sex?

Good one, fam

I can, just figured id ride with the small dick joke.

this isn't a joke op.

Sounds like 9gag in here.

Okay then.

She finds pleasure in the sex with me.

She's a 9fag and picked the image

but she doesn't op, why do you think she does.

Because she's not with me for my looks or brains

and since its not for the pleasure of sex than what is it?

Is it pf changs?

Derrick is that you?

Is this you?

Panda express

Sex, food, conversation. It didn't start very serious, but somewhere along the way feelings changed.

Close

you said it wasn't sex

No, I said it wasn't looks or brains

i asked how does it feel that she finds no pleasure in sex with you. and than you said feels goodman, so you where agreeing with me that she doesn't get pleasure from sex with you.

You guys are stingy as fuck with the chow mein

How much food you expect for $7, fam?

That was when I was joking.

What is your profession?

This isn't a joke op it was a serious question. but i'm going to bed have a good night man.

I've worked in restaurants since high school.

I got good grades in high school and college, then I hit the party scene hard and dropped out. So now I manage one.

How much do you make managing?

I expect 10 pounds of chow mein for 7 bucks and don't say fam your a chink not a nigger.

As an Asian guy, do you feel totally emasculated by White and Black guys, physically?

My wife is Hong Kongese. Anytime we go back to visit her family, everyone defers to me. It's like being around women, except women seem to be more comfortable. Of course, alcohol bridges the gap, which is why I like to drink with people.

Still, I always wondered if Asian men are naturally emasculated by men that fit the natural picture of a real man, as opposed to an effeminate Asian male.

I bet your mom wants to kill herself.

Found op

my dog is missing,did you eat my dog?

Unfortunately he's in bed now and questions from his perspective can't be answered anymore. Sorry guys. Night.

What a fage

was your gf surprised at the size of your dick?
was it a pleasant surprise?

Congrats. you're just like 75% of your chinky brethren.