Fuck you countrymen. I'm done with the loser attitude of most of Spain. Everyone here that ever had a shit job...

Fuck you countrymen. I'm done with the loser attitude of most of Spain. Everyone here that ever had a shit job, or trouble finding work, or even one bad experience, blames everyone but themselves.

So you have a boatload of people from here talking shit about our country in Sup Forums, reddit (pls no bully), hackernews, and whatnot, basically every foreign forum, saying how much of a shithole it is. Not even legit criticism, literally pretending it's worse than India. They're doing it at such a large scale that I BET it's legitimately affecting our economy in a way. I mean it can't possibly be good that most foreigners think this is a third world country.

From now on I won't even try to correct them, it's frustrating. As an experiment I'll try to exaggerate it even more, like, pretending we're dirt poor, mostly uneducated/iliterate, etc, just to see what happens. And unlike them I have brains so I'll actually try to leave comments strategically so they have as much visibility as possible. Just to fuck with you guys.

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fuck the nu-male betafags of spain that think hate our country way more than what's logically correct
sure there are some problems, but no matter how well things get this fags will make any excuse possible to try to blame the country for every of their problems
anglo media is cancer and cherrypicks data even tho we are one of the top 10 economies in europe and most betafags here think that liking spain is being a fascist that misses the Franco days

>69306595
spain is worse than africa.

life expectancy of 2 years

Interesting.

Your english is ridiculous but I agree. Even if we were the richest countries in the world, those people would still whine.

However I don't care anymore because it's not just those guys shit talking, our reputation for most other countries is shit in the first place for some reason I actually don't know. And I don't care anymore, from now on I'll try to make it worse at every opportunity, for the keks.

>baww baww noone wants to give me a job

This isn't the USSR
How about starting your own business

>america
>worst media and news in the world
>most gun crimes of any 1st world country
>3rd world healthcare
lead poisoning makes you retarded, educational system keeps you dumb and media gives you misguided opinions and fearmongering
sucks 2 be you

Tell that to my countrymen kek, I agree with you actually.

He's joking dumbass

spain has illiteracy of 90%, spain has unemployment of 80%, the employed people are employed in tourism, spain survives solely from euro inflows of Germany, Spain has never had industry or an advanced economy, the majority of spain are starving, pls donate a dollar to save starving spaniards.

>for some reason

Mexico, cuz.

I don't understand you OP, are you going to start posting about how much it sucks our country? Because that's true, we suck ass

any spaniard you see here is starving and weighs 50 pounds.

I love Spain

Nice. This is what I'll unironically do on foreign boards (not only Sup Forums) at every opportunity when someone talks about Spain.

Pretend those euro inflows from Germany are charity and it's perfect.

I mean I'll exaggerate and pretend it's actually a run down third world shithole for the keks

It's just always the same loser who shits on all Spain and then you have the random norteños who always shit on Andalusia.

Take it easy.

Dzięki.

Spain has crimrates worse than africa, the streets are filthy, there are no roads, no hospitals, no schools, pls donate to save a starving spaniard today.

we norteños just cant stand the weather in the south
and our way of thinking is completely different
but i dont get why outsiders have this completely retarded view of spain, i think most of north americans just think chicanos and latin america are the same than us

Do a quick google search mate.

For example "Spain working conditions". Not in general since then you'll get news sites, but within board like leddit or hackernews or whatever (with the "site:" option). There's A LOT of whiners.

And they're stating outrageous things as facts that are completely foreign to me, and I had to take a not so good job because I needed money. I don't even know why.

spaniards have no houses, no medicine, no central government, and has warlords ruling the streets, the streets have giant craters in them.

kek

Believe it or not im doing this on leddit as we speak. Won't link because it's an account I use to get help with academic stuff (all leddit is good for tb h), but some spanish guys are butthurt already.

As a catalan who has travelled all around Spain and has made friends from Andalusia/the south, all the myths are basically exaggerated prejudices.

You are doing the same that foreigners do to us, taking the worst and making it the norm.

You take the typical southern spanish gyppo and pretend that's the average Andalusian. Good fucking luck then.

Spanish women will suck your cock in exchange for some Levi's pants.

You can bribe the cops in Spain and they will let you drive their patrol cars around.

In Spain you have to pay in order to be given a job.

Vote Podemos btw.

Man.

There's no need to be so butthurt.

I mean I'm making them butthurt

>start your own business

I agree with you on nobody owing anyone a job, but people say "start your own business" as if it's as easily done as said. How is your business going to find clients/customer in a country where nobody has a job? Where are you going to access start-up capital in a country where nobody is lending? 60% of businesses fail, so even if you somehow do access capital, you might just end up laden with debt and with a crumbling business.

Lol, shitposting aside you guys do have a point, there are overrated and underrated countries and Spain is consistently underrated. We've got a bad image abroad that we just can't seem to shake off and it hurts our credibility and opportunities on the global marketplace. Obviously governnent-sponsored tourism campaigns had a lot to do with shaping the image of Spain as a toros y flamenco cheap and sunny holiday destination abroad (which hurts Spain's credibility as a "serious nation"), part of it comes from old Black Legend stereotypes and 19th century romanticism, and part of it is plain old ignorance (people who unironically think Spanish is indigenous to the New World and shit like that).

There's no growth left in the toros y flamenco route but tbe government still seemed hell bent on pushing it as part of our "Spain brand" so things will have to change up there if we want a strong policy to reverse this trend.

You are victimizing them the same way you have been victimized.

There's no need to be upset.

stop jorgito it is time to stop

>some reason I actually don't know
lemme break it down to you
-cataluña and pais vasco are two of the most developed regions of spain
-thus, their citizens tend to travel outside more often than the rest
-thus, as they hate spain, they spread a negative image of spain internationally
-the only solution is to grant them independence so that they can't whine abput spain anymore

nobody cares you greasy moor

>the only solution is to grant them independence so that they can't whine abput spain anymore
They will whine even more if they are independent.

no way

nice autism

Do some people in Spain consider themselves ''Andalusian''?

No, although some irrelevant leftist groups consider themselves that way.

So yes

Half the Socialist is andalusian and makes a point of speaking in a ridiculous accent as in LOOK AT ME IM ANDALUSIAN OZU ARSA MI ARMA

>El Glorioso Sindicato Andaluz de Trabajadores (Gordillista-Leninista)
>Irrelevant

It's the Sup Forums 12yo response to everything. 'start your own business be your own boss :) I actually run my own business I earn millions a year'

No, we consider ourselves Spanish. Nobody except basques and scatalonians think of themselves as something else.

>Ignoring the Glorious BNG

Spain is white asshole

Is the accent a lot different compared to northern Spain, like Santander-Bilbao-Burgos area?

Yes

Paco relajate, esto debe que tener solución

Spain has always failed the propaganda war to the extent that a foreigner doesn't even basically know what a spaniard is, this is the biggest and most painful truth in our history.

For a spaniard they have a blurred image of a semi-white mexican looking torero who eats paella and tapas daily, takes siestas as if it is a religious duty and never works hard. When Hollywood has to reproduce historical peninsular Spain, they just take a bunch of hispanic americans who look like the extended family of Moctezuma and they put them in Asturias or Toledo like it's the same fucking shit, and why do you even care if both of you are Hispanics and all Mexicans are descended from Spanish colonists, right? But this is just a small thorn on our side, the problem has deeper roots than it seems and the consequences of having a bad image internationally have been shown to us since the times of the Black Legend.

Today, for example, any historical victories or achievements that Spain did in the past are automatically belittled by anyone, because, given the caricature that we are internationally, it would be impossible that such a laughable people ever achieved anything of magnitude or did anything impressive, or even gave birth to brave and intelligent men, it would crumble their narrative, everything needs to be automatically downgraded or excused with bullshit and feelgood rationalization such as, "hurr durr Spain was shit militarily you just conquered the primitive Native Americans because muh gunpowder", when guns were barely even used and most conquistadors fought with a sword and a rodela, and by the time we were conquering México our troops in Europe defeated the biggest military power in Europe, France, during the Italian wars, and the Tercios were steamrolling over Europe and stopping the Ottomans at Lepanto.

Anyway, worsening things is obviously not going to help.

Spain as a nation is just a recent Franco's construction. You should be more like the United Kingdom actually.

And calling the language "español" is ridiculous. We don't call English language "reinounidense" but "inglés". In my country we use "castellano", the more appropriate term.

There are way too many accents in spain actually

>When Hollywood has to reproduce historical peninsular Spain, they just take a bunch of hispanic americans who look like the extended family of Moctezuma and they put them in Asturias or Toledo like it's the same fucking shit, and why do you even care if both of you are Hispanics and all Mexicans are descended from Spanish colonists, right? But this is just a small thorn on our side
I think even the mexicans would be more offended that you. I mean I wouldn't want to be compared to a siesta taking, lazy, unemployed, north african.

ok chicano

i see your point actually, its racist to be offended because we're mistaken for mexicans, and you're right, but at least admit you're one yourself

>implying
I'm chinese yo

The armada invencible defeat is taught everywhere, while no one teaches the Cartagena de Indias battle, way bigger. Vernon fucked up in tremendous proportions, given honors when dead, Blas de Lezo pulled out one of the most impressive victories ever, forgotten by his own people.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cartagena_de_Indias
The english version is forged as fuck and still they couldn hide it

>The armada invencible defeat is taught everywhere, while no one teaches the Cartagena de Indias battle, way bigger. Vernon fucked up in tremendous proportions, given honors when dead, Blas de Lezo pulled out one of the most impressive victories ever, forgotten by his own people.
ok, fäm, go masturbate to some history book and leave us alone

Name one good thing this country has done in the past years.

>a fucking disgusting chink

You would be better off pretending to be a spic tbqhwy

>the British had agreed not to trade with the Spanish colonies except under limited conditions, under the Asiento de Negros slave trade and the Annual Ship under the Navio de Permiso. The Asiento allowed Britain a monopoly to supply 5,000 slaves a year to the Spanish colonies.
>Asiento de Negros

kek

not being greece

Jail eta terrorists

capturing 8 times more islamic terrorists than all other european countries combined
while we where working hard against ETA we got a lot of experience, while other countries thought we were busy in "siesta" and not really doing anything.

Spaniards are friendly and attractive looking, that's your duty in this Union.

excellent post

I would suck your dick if you let our girls suck your cock and let us alone.