200 ibuprofen tablets ought to do it Sup Forums

200 ibuprofen tablets ought to do it Sup Forums.

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bye Sup Forums
to all the rekt threads
feels threads
and fucking cancerous ylyl
heres to you
ive had a great time

i love ya guys

oh god it hurts

enjoy your uncomfortable death, emo

Get yourself 6 vials of insulin. You'll just go to sleep and die.

Later mang

Just an Heroin

should give you a shitty ulcer

lol you will fail retard i know someone who tried that

good luck I took two handfuls and it just made my stomach/heart hurt.

Just get cyanide. It's faster

Autism at its finest. Literally anything would kill you faster. Mat as well have eaten shards of glass, same effect but this is slow as fuck.

here's your (you). also sage. Also post pics or it didn't happen.

OP here, still kicking but it hurts like a fucking bitch.

Read online that lethal dose is roughly 191 tablets, i took 200 with 4 shots of fireball.
I'll be gone shortly. Hopefully.

More like just get a seezur,amirite

keep drinking m8 until you pass out so you go to bed and dont get up

>Just get cyanide
Where the hell does one "just" get cyanide?

pppbbt

This b8?

why r u anheroing anyways, mate

You'll need to go to hospital, and won't die. Nice one

post your name and info, you're dying anyway.

just curious to see where this goes.

Pics or it didn't happen.

This b8?

or is this b8?

who gives a fuck?

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one time i was drunk and stoned i took a single big ibuprofen to see if it would give me a cool effect. i started feeling really weird and i wandered around and laid down and suddenly i got this unbelievable ZAP in my brain. it swear, it felt like an electric zap deep IN the brain. the brain itself has no nerves but it might have been the connection to the spinal cord. it was amazing. it was like an air horn went off next to my ear.

I spy with my jap eye something beginning with...... liver failure.

Post a pic tomorrow when you're yellow and write "JB knows" on yourself

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No buddy, it's just going to fuck up your body.
See you when you get out of the hospital.

zip diddely di bap

Ricin or bust. And in your case, a laughable fail. Good luck wiping the bloodstains from your tighty whiteys.

*with a rekt liver and 10 years to live

what is there to timestamp? i took them all.
same fag

Did you count them?
Don't want to undershoot it, and you especially don't want to overdo it.

JB is a faggot

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sir i am really sorry for your crippling autism

That was very mean. You should take some pills.

yes i counted them

Your body will just reject it. You'll be barfing them up.

But any inflammation you might have had will be gone.

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More than twice?

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What was your last meal besides headache lollies?

I bet you could extract it from the fruit stones that dumb shit health food stores are selling as 'superfood', don't know what solvent you'd need though

OP here, i just puked.

well you tried

Joke's on you, I already did. Double faggot.

it hurts so bad still idk what to do

Saw that coming.
Other than that, how're you feeling?

just make an exit bag, ffs

Post a timestamped pic of your empty headache tablets faggot.

imagine getting stabbed in the gut
20 times
and then have someone just play with your insides.

i think some of you fags were right
i might call 911

op if you did eat that; it will take you WEEKS TO DIE. it will be a very very painful and very slow death. if you did eat that you will need to be hospitalized.

This nigga, 1 will do the job.

satan trips
and i just cleaned up all the puke, i dont want to go to the hospital cause then everyone in the house will know i just did a failed suicide attempt.

Do 200 Tylenol instead you stupid fuck. You're not even serious

I just had one ibuprofen! So cute

Take some more weak sauce.

Thought you wanted to die. Or are you all plum tuckered out from your attention attempt?

it will do the same thing; it takes about a week or so to die from liver death. it is one of the most painful ways today. HAVE YOU HEARD OF GOOGLE?

Noice, check em
Also if you feel like writhing in agony with your new ulcer, go ahead and stay home

good luck in the looney bin m8

you have no fucking idea
you dont want to die like this
im gonna go to the hospital, besides my phones gonna die soon so i need to call now

I took more than that chased with some vodka once. Lived through it, obviously. Got some liver damage and some fucked up stomach problems though. It definitely doesn't work.

MAYBE if you manage to hold in all the vomit and explosive diarrhea, and keep up on the booze, you'll manage to shut down your liver, and be dead in a few days. Good luck holding it all in though.

Either way, couldn't really have picked a shittier way to try and go out, trust me.

Not sure if you're really trying to die, or just making a cry for help, but here's hoping you get whatever is you're after!

if i go to the hospital will i live?

that's going to be very painfull. one time i took like 2-4 ibp for a headache, forgot, started drinking, holy fuck my stomach/liver

yeah theyll pump your stomach and get you on whatever meds you need, you're gonna end up probably going to the psych ward or some shit after you're better though cause they'll know you're suicidal.

Nah m8. YOU have no idea. You're the dumbass that thought 200 pills would kill ya and I'm the one who told you to enjoy turning yellow.

Dumbcunt m8.

At this point, probably. You'll wish you didn't, especially the longer you wait, though.

Yeah, you'll be fine. They had me drink a big ass styrofoam cup of liquid charcoal. Charcoal soaked everything up and I spent about 16 hours puking and shitting it out of my system.

But I waited more than 12 hours to hit the er. Go now, and you may get off with just a stomach pump and won't fuck up your liver and esophagus like I did.

i read that it was a lethal dose

Ibuprofen ? ROFL

What a shit med to an hero with.

Where? Sup Forums?

after my attempt i was pretty much detained for 2 days until they deemed me not a threat to myself. shit sucked though i got to watch a couple of movies

your liver will probably fail and give you one hell of a painful death,

how much do you weigh OP

Could at least an hero while blowing up a mosque OP.

Why take 200 ib when you can take just 2 aleve?

stream it you faggot !

no

Following up on to second this:
I spent a week in a psych ward. I was underage though, so it was my parent's call. You may or may not have a chluce in the matter

225
i have nyquil but not aleve ?

Still, somewhere one Internet.
Right?

Next time consult your doctor before overdosing on meds. He will perscribe the right drug for you.

On the
10/10 fuckin keyboard

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m8 stick a knife in your stomach and that would be a better suicide attempt

Why take all those ibuprofen when you can take just 1 aleve?

caymanchem.com/msdss/70280m.pdf
lowest lethal dose recorded in humans is 800 mg/kg
225lbs = 102kg
that means to even have a chance at dying you'd need 81600mg of ibuprofen which translates to 408 standard 200mg pills.
basically you've done nothing but destroy your stomach lining which has probably given you an ulcer which will only get much worse if you don't go to a hospital.
if you're going to an hero at least do some more in depth research next time.

Lol

>i think some of you fags were right

trips don't lie

You are so fucking stupid you don't even deserve the sweet release of death. Lmfao

Get a large stake or post, carve one end to a sharp point and dig a hole in your backyard. Set the post in rapidset concrete and grease up the pointed top with Vaseline then come back the next day naked with a step ladder.
Then ease your rectum over the point and slide comfortably down till the post comes out your mouth.
This is a sure way to kill yourself and you can show everyone how much you can take up you ass at the same time.