/NBA/ GENERAL: FUCK DIRK DYNASTY EDITION

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Hypothetically lets say injuries are disabled in the NBA.

How do you stop this team?

They would be the Knicks. That itself would stop them from achieving anything relevant.

Well if we're talking about MVP rose and Nugg Melo then nobody

Fuck you daddyfatsax. You are a piece of shit.

thunder fans, enjoy your only trophy ever

This
I got a cat instead its pretty chill, those hahahahahahahahahahhahahah posts you see every once in a while is when i let him shitpost on my laptop
I named him Hinkie btw not even a sixers fan but the guy who sold him to me had a sixers cap on

disable injuries are they still shit

they already are damaged by injuries, they dont need to get injured again to be ruined

8th seed, maybe steal 1 playoff game and that's their ceiling.

This is a good thread

Pacers to the ECF

Reality

WE JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

Curry/Livingston
Thompson/Miller
Durant/Iggy
Green/West
Pachulia

kek

So... who else do they have?

>According to Bobby Marks of Vertical, Langston Galloway getting $5-6M per year on 2-year deal with opt-out.

Cam Payne and McGary are killing it in the summer league.

Chris Paul and Blake Griffin lob city shit.

>le bench

>sign Durbeta
>Warriors say they're ready to embrace "villain" role.
>Lebron talks a wee little smack
>Curry and Warriors get shook as fuck.
>Durbeta leaves half way through the season after social media gets to him.

So why do people think the Warriors are going to win shit this year?

It is a shame that Brandon rush left us.
We will have a stacked starting 5 but a bench full of washed up veterans

I would pay good money to see that.

That second unit is worse than last year

I mean unless Wade is just chasing money at this point in his career, I have no idea why he'd even consider Denver.

I find it a little weird that he doesn't have better teams interested in him.

>us
>We

>that flag
>this team

Warrior bandwagoners need to be purged.

cry more bitch nigga

>I find it a little weird that he doesn't have better teams interested in him
So do I. He's still arguably a top 5 shooting guard in the league right now, behind Harden, Klay, Butler and DeFrozan.

Fuck, I really hope he comes to Denver. Nugs fans hardly ever get to have fun during free agency.

cry more bitch nigga

better teams are all capped out

try less

>I find it a little weird that he doesn't have better teams interested in him.
there's a real possibility that his wheels come off at some point during the first year of his three-year contract. you don't want to pay him 60m for half a year. that's not a gamble, that's reckless.

>The #Mavs have traded forward Jeremy Evans and cash to the #Pacers. The #Mavs made the move to make room to trade for Andrew Bogut.

>I named him Hinkie
so your cat is a faggot that is jobless, makes terrible OC on a ipad, got doxxed and BTFO off /nba/

le fake death man

Rate my kicks lads

Dont insult Hinkie like that desu his OC was great to half decent, literally carried the Wall meme

neckbeard/10

Black guy here. Would be ridiculed nonstop.

can you fuck my white wife

I got blister on my foot lad pls dont judge me cause of my socks

>waiting for guy to buy my aquarium
>/nba/ is posting their feet

Degenerates

How big fampai?

>roommate gone
>posting on Sup Forums with my ipad while taking a dump with the door open

"you's goin ova dere?"
"yeah, Bron. my sons..."
Stephen Curry, Klay Thompson, Kevin Durant
"...need me."

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meh not even a good SL game today

can't wait for based becky to lay waste to las vegas

>roommate

>implying the roommate didn't install a camera to livestream you taking a dump

Lakers?

>smoke 2 ounces of weed and go to bars every weekend
>live off of Ramen and frozen pizza
>drive a shitty car

I have a problem lads

Lakers.

11/10 would bang

>smoke two ounces of weed a weekend

i dont even think snoop dogg smokes that much

how much you smoking familia?

Predictions for Cavs offseason movies with FA?

If you smoke 2 ounces per weekend, the problem's with your weed's quality, m80.

Meant in a month

2 oz/month is a retarded high amount. at my heaviest I was an 8th/week

The family man's right, that's still a huge lot. Unless you roll all of it into joints and let most of your smoke drift away into the air.

weak

I think i did a half a week at my peak for a few months. It depends how you smoke it 2bh. If you smoke that much with good bongs you will be high 24/7

>Pacers getting blown out by OKC in the summer league

Damn, I think this is the first one of the season.

He's winning one for da lanta

half ounce/week FUCK. I'm mostly bong, but keep in mind I've always been in school/working out/working when on the qbp grind. i've never just smoked weed all day

is htat a new pic? his definition isn't at all what it used to be :/

r8 my shoe size guys they're men's size

youtube.com/watch?v=qEX57yqaWJU

is he wrong?

an old edit

>size 15
You're a big guy

fucc I remember being in high school and wanting to get gnarly capped delts like dwight. does anybody else know this feel?

gj mate, great effort but it paid out, nice accomplishment

Remember, if you're down about the state of the NBA or KD being a bitch.

Just remember what Bob Ross said.

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>Better teams interested in him

They're all capped out senpai, the only real teams that had real money to spend are ones who didn't need a 2.

It doesn't surprise me why he'd consider Denver, he took less money for years from the heat and when it's time to pay him they prioritize others and offer him a 10m a year contract?

That's disrespectful for all the times he'd taken less money to help the team. Look at how the mavericks treat Dirk, with the GM saying that Dirk gets what Dirk wants in his twilight. Look how the lakers treated kobe. Dwade is just as important to the heat as those guys were to their organizations.

He made painting landscapes look so fucking easy.

Yeah 2 ozs is a month is quite a bit. I wake and bake almost every day, smoke a bowl before and after work, and a bowl before I go to bed. I never smoke more than a eighth a week.

Fiend here. I either vaporize it or roll king sized joints

>2 ounces of weed
What the fuck

When the fuck did you think this was your own personal weed blog and not the /nba/ general of Sup Forums - Sports?

Fuck off.

Harry just relax, take your medicine, and put your dirk trip on. Just relax okay. Deep breaths

this

When will Brown or Simmons play again in Summer League?

Miami gonna match the Nets offer sheet to Tyler Johnson because Dwade wants money

The 98 WS winning Yankees sign Clemens the following year. The dynasty Niners buy Dion Sanders after losing to the Cowboys the previous year. And we have the right to say the Warriors championship will be hallow? Pu-lease.

Who else Knicks and Wolves fans here?

We finally get a season that will maybe be worth talking about.

Hopefully our entire roster on the knicks doesn't get BTFO by injury.

>using that much weed when vaporizing

jeeeeeeeesus. just stay safe senpai

fuck off

I still don't think he leaves desu

>Spurs, Davis Bertans finalizing a two-year deal

i am okay with this

who?

>massively injury prone and overrated 1st unit
>completely trash 2nd unit apart from jennings

J U S T
U
S
T

A big guy from Latvia

I don't think so either but the longer this goes on the more I think he'd do it

Adrian Wojnarowski @WojVerticalNBA
Sources: In last few hours, Bulls calling teams to unload contracts, trying to create space to sign Dwyane Wade. Wade is serious about them.

@IraHeatBeat
Source tells Sun Sentinel: Heat apparently might not be able to move McRoberts to clear Wade space unless a pick or Winslow(!) included.

C Z E C H E D

Is OP trying to summon me?

>NBA Finals MVP: 2011
>NBA Most Valuable Player: 2007
>13× NBA All-Star: 2002–2012, 2014–2015
>12× All-NBA Team: 2001–2012
>RANKED 6TH IN ALL-TIME SCORING
>Ranked 2ND in all-time NBA Finals free throw percentage
>82 consecutive free throws made (the third-longest streak of all-time)
>One of FOUR (4) players with an NBA Playoff career average of 25 ppg and 10 rpg (25.3 ppg, 10.0 rpg through 2016 postseason)
>One of seven members of the 50–40–90 club: 2007
>Holds the record for most free-throws made in a single playoff season with 205 free-throws made: 2006
>Dallas Mavericks all-time statistical leader in games, points, rebounds, field goals, three-point field goals and free throws

Literally LITERALLY Top 10 player in NBA History

>b-but you need to play defense and offensE to be Top 10

>RANKED 8TH IN ALL TIME DEFENSIVE REBOUNDS
>One of TWO (2) players with 150 three-pointers and 100 blocks in a single season: 2001
>One of THREE (3) players to surpass the mark of 1,000 in both three-pointers and blocks for the career
>One of TEN (10) players to surpass the marks of 25,000 in points and 10,000 in rebounds for the career

Based Fucking Dirk
Most Loyal
Most Clutch
Most Lovable

>he's here

Tiki stop please.

What would happen to Sup Forums if wade signed with the cavs, and they won the finals against the warriors?

Relax, Im in the Rangers thread I dont feel like deatroying the casual newfags in this thread right now. Im chill

implosion

I'd shit my pants on cam

forgot all about him

in that draft I thought Parsons and Bertans were sleepers

Lebron felt pity and let Dirk win a ring.

He's literally the 14th best player in NBA history.

Wow what a loser only 14th best what a shitcunt.

Impossible.

LeBron would have to sign the minimum, or a bunch of guys rotation guys like Shump and Love would need to be dumped somewhere.
JR would have to resign for a small amount.

Reports are already out that Wade to the Cavs is definitely not happening and Wade is just after getting the max, not to win a ship.

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So Dwane actually did meet with the Bucks today, in New York where the owners are. Just heard it on Milwaukee fag news channel TMJ4.

HOW DO YOU DARE, STOP THE CONNECTION BETWEEN 3 AND 6?

Dirk ain't even top 3 in pfs

Duncan
Chuck
Kg
Malone
Dirk