spending nye with my mate charlie edition
/brit/
AISHA
this is not funny
gonna do a suicide this year i swear
need a bf
plymouth is actually an alright place
fucking backwards paddys living in the 15th century
A I S H A
definitely a bit gay
lads I told a normie i would go out tonight and I've decided not to, what's a good excuse?
>find ASMR girl's facebook
>it's tamer than her instagram
wasted effort
nae i jus said to ye d' broon bloke on d' counta didnae no wa a 10g amba leef wos n so i adtae taek a wee drag from d' argos catalog all roolied oop intae a wee spluff
How many texts from girls will you get wishing you happy new year tonight?
im a little virgin and im going to stay in my room wanking to lads putting their willys in girls flowers
say you've got the shits
trying to decide what my last wank of 2016 is going to be
If homosexuality is completely normal, how come homosexuals can't reproduce with each other? A homosexual wouldn't exist if he/she weren't born
Blasphemous
move to northern maine. it's basically the same but you won't be a canadian which makes it better
I'm getting bummed.
good post
ah yes mate i'm a virgin for not spending NYE with people I don't know very well and don't like
this is factual and accurate
>le funny accent man
aha - love it!
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who /nofap2017/
>Chinese finger trap treatment
is this a euphemism for docking
I call upon the members to address new business
2017 should bring the following changes to every /brit/ thread:
>link to previous thread
>post an uncommon English language word with its meaning to promote the awareness of the English language
>runts screaming FOY FOY should be banished
reply with aye or nay
Cami Morrone
it is fucking gay Tbh mate
absolute weapon
who here /optimistic/
JOY
(Jog On, Yank)
will heem any fucking irish here
>tfw actually got the shits but holding it in to go out
you lads may be getting a hilarious story tommorow about me getting thrown out of a club for shitting myself whilst in a k hole haha xx
FOY
FOY
nah I'm not feeling it
normalos
shut up yank
>when you think about what 2017 will bring
hmmm....... yes.........
shall be sending £20,000 into your offshore in order to claim a stake in this excellent idea
will heem any fucking leafs here trying to heem any irish here
>I call upon the members to address new business
>reply with aye or nay
If you're going to shitpost lie this at least have the decency to post it in Westminster Commons parlance
stayed up pretty much all night last night doing cocaine and drinking. got about an hours sleep. just looking forward right now to just getting even more fucked up tonight. i'm an absolute machine tbqh
we're all finding God next year, getting wives, and having children.
well tired
imagine linking the old thread
it's done. gone. finished.
live in the moment
spinning my arms around wildly in a circle, will heem anybody who gets within a meter radius
Hope I die in my sleep tonight
will heem anyone here trying to heem a leaf before me
just heemed two runts at once
are we bringing back kristenposting lad?
STOP SAYING HEEM FOR FUCKS SAKE ITS SO FUCKING ANNOYING
I hope there's great anime released in 2017
God isn't real.
>post it in Westminster Commons parlance
make it so, la
will heem anyone who crosses the Wakefield border
...
literally me
*teleports behind u*
*heems u*
What a deranged narcissist
Ah yes, 2017.
>>>/ladbible/
sort it out
Only if you have excellent photos of her feet
>>link to previous thread
what is the point in this
Are you gonna delete your browsing history before going to sleep though?
If not I question your desire desu.
>God isn't real.
Last night I had a dream I shagged a tranny up the ass, really made me do a ponder
Portcullis.
Do Muslims celebrate New Year's?
why does she cut ;_;
alri gaylord how's the trap porn going
>le 2016 is awful maymay XD
have a word
>not doing everything in private
So people with severe autism who've never heard of an archive can go back and catch up on the day's memes
What?
ahaha fucking hell gaz what are you like hahaha seshmaster over here hahaha on the road to seshlehem hahahaha
wonder what are kid gazz is up 2
because Corbyn isn't prime minister :(
might start working extra hard on my heemage in the new year lads. already at the top of my game as you all know, but I could still be doing more when I think about it
hahahahah
JUST
porter cullins
i love the elaborate ones, but why is there a band at the top of his head?
ah yes, the regressive left
express.co.uk
>hmm yes new years eve, what shall we put on telly tonight?
>good programs?
>no, no I think not; let's put total shite on all night on every channel
>ah yes, excellent decision sir
so there are people who sit down at their computer and just read through old /brit/ threads
sometimes bantz are left unfinished during the last few posts of the old thread. this would also encourage runts to post their ebin gimmicks without letting them feel robbed by the presence of a new thread
why would anyone do coke when speed exists?
Who's at uni or applying for uni lads
maybe
long lost cousin of IMG1142
The lads and I
do you think they are her m8s ? or just randos who live with her
private browsing ... the one that doesn't save history or cookies ...
who cares what the sort of runts that stay in watching telly on new years think
plan on getting something to eat, and then walking around aimlessly tonight
dogs asleep :3
me sat down in the chair in the middle
who bitch dis is?