Waifu claiming thread.
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>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
STOP ME!?!
Claiming best girlie!
I wish we had conventions where I live..
Where you from nigga?
Holy shit you're not deceased?
Re-Reporting in
there's literally no anime over here either.
Here comes dat boi
South western NC dude. Closest con near me is a total shit-show every year. You?
Not biting
Its nibbing
>claim
Texas yo
Nibbing my ass
shirotan you know Brewer Asukachan never dies! its been another amazing week lol
Amatsu still here?
Kinda surprises me Texas even has cons, not gonna lie.
How so? We're a big ass state, its bound to have every types of niggas you can imagine, even weebs
I dunno. Never been to Texas besides as a plane switch on a flight. You're right though, the state is fucking huge.
So, what you been up to?
No.
Phone dying. Hold me.
Well damn, I just got done downloading about 7,000 thigh pictures for em.
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god dammit that's not all! you can kiss all this bullshit goodbye!1!
aliens is best movie evar...
wew hoo
>7000
Silly thing is, being here all my life it has surprised me how short amount of time it takes to travel from one state to another while here.. it takes the same amount of time just to get to ANOTHER city
That's when I finally realized "Oh... my states fukken big.."
You'll live, surely you're not today's generation
Houston here.
no
appealing to both my primary interests (asuka/loli) thats not fair!
Nah nigga thats gay
It's more around 7,600. But doing a dupe scan, there's about 700 duplicates it seems, and I can NOT be assed to pay $25 for the full version on the program to delete the dupes, or go through it myself and delete that many.
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And biting isnt? Fag
wow hotel drakula waifu? niiiice lol
Dude same. I've lived in NC my whole life, and when I went to Cali for a visit, that shit was total culture shock man. The place is huge dude.
Loli you say? I know it's not much, but here ya go.
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Texas is the greatest damn country on earth
As long as it isnt your ass its fine
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Where is mootles Asuka
If you think cali is big, you're in for a surprised at texas
>We dont say "everything is bigger in texas" for nothing
No everywhere else is gay, fuck outta here with that shit
SPOILER
YAWN DEER REE CHAN IS REALLY YUNO
RIP in peace thread
ay
You don't say?
I'll head down that way at some point.
Heretic Tsundere~chan
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just cuz i'm old and i trade back for whatever you've toasted
No u
What a multiple waifu heethen
Wut
i've been toasting here for 12 years and i've never been Mootles lol. I wish i got that payday
Dude man if you do, you gotta try our steaks
Jesus what is up with those legs
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Thete was a differemt asika tjay we calked mootles
:o
If you make your way to NC, you gotta try our BBQ dude.
>BBQ
>Anywhere but texas
I would say maybe your hotdogs.. but I dont like hotdogs
i have been called mootles previously... having actually posted on mootlebreads I am more use as brewer-asuka-tan than any mootles rep.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, but my NC pride has it's BBQ rated highest. It's delicious as fuck dude.
>implying bbq in Texas is different from anywhere else
claimed
Claimed.
I finally got my life together enough to get a comp and internet.
>inb4 attacked by asuka
We'll see about that.
>Put a couple of weenies on a small ciruclar grill
>Calls it bbq
You city folks these days, smh
Good job
I live in Texas.
Barbecue is mediocre-tier food. Nothing too special about it.
Ho!
Please notice me
Oh oh oh no my dude. I'm talking about pork mango. BBQ pulled pork. Fuckin' this little family owned place around me called Blacks is fucking the best in my area.
Bait
Heretic
ITS A BLIMP
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10/10 best waifu
Thank you.
(You)
I'll give you a reason to stay up.
>mediafire.com
wait is this a joke these are pics i posted of my ex... lol
Im sorry shiro this isnt going to work out
I-i think you should leave
Then how do you pronouce pecan.
(you)
>Blacks
Wheres my rope?
Hi Sachii, have a (you)
Who do you usually claim in these threads?
Your ex is animated? Those are all loli pictures, I'm sure of it.
Pulled pork sandwiches are pretty good, everything else barbecue related is pretty shit.
kek
At last! a (you). So how have you been?
Fuck you, i live off BBQ food.
He's a lurker, but he's pretty cool.
well shit
Agreed
Blimps are truly majestic
peecan.
You aint no texan nigga, fuck outta here
Enabled auto correct to aggression level lets see Whats it does nigger im Japanese and shit nigga nigga nigga nigga
Shiro im trying not to make this awkward just please leave
Glad to help.
I've been good. I had to sell my old comp to keep my place, now I've finally gotten around to getting a new one. Figured the logical thing to do would be to shitpost.
How've you been?
Yeah, I was the usual Rei claimer for a while.
I've been trying to get my shit in order, so I've been away.
Nice to finally have a decent chat with an Asukaanon.
How've you been?
Why would he lie about living in Texas? It's not like it's a good state, such as Nebraska or Montana.
How would this get awkward?
Claimed asuna
your waifu a sloot
Well, everyone has their own opinion
Good shit man, good shit, how the fuck are you tonight?
What's PaulsEgo doing here?
Kek
Lived here my whole life.
It's terrible
See shiro your just digging yourself deeper
Please just leave before i have to call the mods and have you removed by force
K kirino
And I'm the king of siam
i'm doing fine. just bought RPG maker and got some new jenny images. You mentioned you sold your own computer? Were you really that in need of money?
you mean husbando newfag
I object!
Wait now what I am doing? I'm thoroughly confused.
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I'm just here man
Southern Houston, all 20 years of my life.
施プッ
You cant come into a Texas thread and talk shit about Texas and barbecue
Now either quit your shit or leave
i'm actually the OTHER asuka-user (brewer-asuka chan) the other shit head trying to clam Asuka shows up sometimes >.> and i'm like THIS
HAND KUNT
個日和
>texas thread
Excuse me? Barbecue and Texas are both overrated, I'm just stating my opinion.
waddup boi?
you look like you're in your 30's
That's neat, are you gonna make Fallout great again?
Yeah, I had a bit of a coke problem.
It got pretty out of hand, so I had to make some shitty moves to pull myself back up.
Now, I'm finally back to where I was before I fell out.
Good to know.
It'll still be impossible to really tell you guys apart.
Well, your opinion is shit.
Barbecue is amazing.
個っみt 切腹
Maybe this isn't me.