Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Miho claimed

Its only 6am

too late faggot
been working since i was 16. fucked over my hobbies but it was worth it

>jenny

Sleep well Homu?

~Shiro

caimed

Claimed.

Claimed, Husbando/Waifu When?

Nice mustard.

Kek. It feels good and it's free, why you mad?
Hi there

I see. Well good luck with whatever you are doing.

But I'd only hurt once. Fapping will hurt you many times more if you don't remove the problem.

Yup. I do love me my fapping. Just like I said above, it's free and it feels good.

Clammed

an hero chara

Much better than I expected but no dreams to report today. How was your day?

lewd pic you have there
yeah its great

U fukken bich fagit. I told u no.

Shut the fuk up bich

You could use some CPR.

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Fuck you nigger faggot cucklord i fuck what i want

Claiming

I was saying how fake it was. Like damn son claim down im on your side.

I lost the thread of my last reply.... Rei chan can you post that link again??

>>clamping Asuka

i do what i want faggot
i only fap to lewds.
i have thick cum. what's wrong with that?

That ain't good to hear either, is it anything you wanna talk about?

That was fake as fuck and you know it.

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I had a dream about me taking a shower. Then 2 of my cousins walk into the bathroom and one walks into the shower with only undergarments. They made a bet on who could stay longer so I started to fap right then and there.

I don't need cpr though.

Oh... I didn't really see the image. I didn't know what you meant by mustard.

No u don't bich. I told u no so way I say gos. Got it bich?

claimed

Do i have to do it again? I will have to
depends on ur way bich. wat u say bout me fappin to non ika?
waddup boi?

Nope, decided I'd stop burdening others with my problems. It's really something I need to deal with on my own anyways.

Walking 5 feet to grab the mustard again oh so hard.

>dream fapping
How strange

watching Aliens just cuz

It's mayonnaise, get it right.

You're in a bitchy mood today.

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Some Paul's ego looking faggot shit.

And?

I aprove of non ikas.

A burden is something that makes other people's lives harder. I like to hear other people's problems and therefore is not a burden. You can tell me dude.

It was very strange. I could not cum no matter how hard I tried. I tried going as fast as I could but I couldn't blow a load out

Hey sorry, I had to run an errand.
I don't have the link, but we were discussing how the beer is better in person, over being shipped.

Oh my, whoa. That is disturbing

He's not in a bad mood to me
>ika

hey man, getting up and walking is hard. I have to move my legs and everything.
excellent

I won't lie, the man's got a nice beard.

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Get your robo bitch to move you. Im sure it can lift 3 tons.

#BanPaul

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Your choice, but usually just venting things out helps me.

Sounds like a nice dream, are your cousins hot? I wonder if interpreting the symbolism of the dream could mean anything interesting.

TJ's right.

Sleep.

Very true. Its much easier to give out in person too!

only the lewdest of lewds?
discounted azusa on clearence

Horse Pussy.

Oh, was just pointing something out.
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All the Katia.

Pretty hot.

I would go to a meet up but im a poor fag right now.

No.

ok?

>implying Shiro is beautiful

i fukked Shiro

Funny thing is, I'm not too far from New Orleans, but I'm under 21.

but i weigh 5.
ho!
I also fap to suggestive. not a picky fapper you know

The feeling was euphoric though. It was like orgasming without the orgasm.

Hi there

I would say yes. Although people would say that 13-15 year olds are not hot though. What symbolism? The fact that I was fapping even though they were right there? There's more to the dream but I just left it short and sweet.

Cringe as always

Yeah im far as shit. Ohio would be closer for me.

Nigga u heavy.

It'll take me a bit, but I'll get out there.
I always keep my promises.

Whoa man


I just got such a sweet quintuple kill in my first game today

This thread is so dense

Well, its been a while. Rory-sama claimed.

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Have you seen chef?
at least i'm trying. over the past 5 years i lost 3 KG! 3 KG! over only 5 years!

interesting :o
no u

Sup bun
This is chefbro on his laptop instead of phone. For once.

Good morning sweetie, those are some nice trips and you were dying to post this one in an appropriate situation weren't you?

No joke there was a point in the dream where amatsukaze's words of wisdom came to my head saying, "edging is best" and that's when I went all out since I realized I couldn't nut.

Trips confirms

Hi there

>not much plot less

If trips post lewds

Is it wrong i want to 3 some with your friend there and my waifu?

>assuming

Good morning.

What kind of dreams do you have, whoa

am leevin

wifu trends just arnt wut dey used 2 b

beye

>actually going for the night. bye

A Lannister always etc. etc. i have plenty of beers though

I'm going to go for my run before I fucking die.

Hey you two, what's new?

Claimed

b o i p u s s

Sup Squiddie
Good to hear. Shinoa still asleep, last I heard.
Sup Asuka
Sup

>Rory-sama

He's so handsome... *.*
Also, best cowbo husbando claimed

You mean Eiko? Well, as long as I'm not involved...

lol what's wrong with my dream? I was in the shower. I tend to think a lot more in the shower. Plus, what could be more disturbing than furiously beating meat to a child?

Goodby bich fagit. I hope u kur ur sik ways soon.

Goodbye, have fun in the run.

Just on my iPod with only 9 images to use. I'm about to use my final ones soon

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Sweet

Ok im gonna try to go to bed now. Night everyone.

I guess that was a terrible assumption to start the day, I will stop with those. Got any plans for today?

Dont wake up.

What the fuck am I looking at?

Please just sleep... You seem to have had a long day... Just rest those eyes of yours.

>ika

Listening to an album Kagami gave me yesterday, reading, probably taking a bath, how about you? Except for the job thing

It's just odd to have that sort of dream

Claiming Yuno before bed

Shut up

I geso... But in real life, if that were to happen, that's what I'd do. Maybe not the amatsu part but that's what I'd do.

>ika

I'm completely out of images now. I'll just signature.

goodnight heretic tsundere~chan

Heretic
dont do yawn deer ree ever again

Listening to new albums too but that's a given, right now I'm trying some post-rock band and it's really enjoyable.
Gonna get a haircut but other than that and the job thing there's nothing special.

My actual driving classes will start tomorrow at 3pm, pretty uncomfortable hour due to the sun and heat.

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