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gf 2017

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lads

LADS!

The man i liked kicked the ball better than the other man

LADS

the man kicked the ball and won

no they dont, they dont look human you fuckign weeb cunt

blonde hair only suits white women

statists fuck off

aoty

nonce bastards

plymouth is actually an alright place

Islam 2017

Hey all you goobers, it's time to say "hoooowwwdy!" to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober!

Awful taste

listen lad, twelve bottles simply will not do

I need to get plastered

meant to type unnatural

wait

so I need an ESTA just to visit the US?

$14 to fill an online data-farming form in to visit your shit country?

hmmm yes bargain

don't know what album you're talking about but based on the art it looks like it's for absolute fucking runts

WAHEYYY BIG NIGHT IN WITH THE /brit/ LADS WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY WAHEY

looks like shes wearing a beanbag

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

white ghetto shitehole

Ahh yes, the spongebob movie, i remember it all too well

Being plastered is no fun falling all over the place and shit, unless you have a bag of composure

Why would I regret avoiding guaranteed rejection & humiliation?

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ywn have a sick ammount of cossack leg strength

off to the tesco, you lads want anything?

Would love to have passionate and vigorous intercourse with a short yet thick statured woman of Persian, Arab, Latina or Pakistani descent

wonder why he did that take so many times. not hard to fall on the ground

surely 8 cans + a shoulder would do anyone for the night

I'm ready for /getlaid2017/

Didn't make /getlaid2016/...

need a paki gf

thanks for sharing with us

going to get pozzed tonight lads

is that worse than a lifetime of loneliness and sexual frustration?

going to get drunk

he had special needs

When ive a little bit of the ole colombian bam bam in me ill hack it no bother

I miss her so much

Yes

I'm alone and miserable right now. That's measurably better than being alone, miserable and humiliated.

ah yes, tower hamlets

wait were we supposed to get gfs this year?

going out now

shall be posting on Sup Forums regularly

going to get pizza'd tonight lads

Gonna get a better posture for 2017. Had enough of forward head posture.

>meet 2nd cousin at New Years' party
>He's a racemixer
>his gf is a chink who looks like a man
>they have a fucking kid

Why are so many in my family content to throw their heritage away?

some halal steak
cheers akhi

Can't be arsed to go out. In other news, I just did a poo and it was really dark and smelly, what does this mean?

Yes, women of middle eastern/latin persuasion are definately very, very appealing to me

SCREAMING AND HOWLING

yeah you're right lad, failure is inevitable, it's literally impossible to get a gf, better to just stay home and not even try i guess

you shouldn't talk about your 2nd cousin's Finnish wife like that

>you will NEVER be this strong

I'll mix your heritage if you know what I mean

I'll be back when you're drunk

>POOCHESTER SHITTY

>never did porn
She was a waste of talent

Thats disgusting mate

Chinks are fucking ugly, only loser white men go for them. They literally look like pigs. When a white man breeds with an asian woman the result is a little elliot rodger sperg whos gonna shoot up the school one day. Have others in your family done the same?

Wallet Inspector ...

haha i wouldn't want to be finnish right now

won't be that ugly either

New year's resoltuion lads?

>Limit my time on the chon
>Read a chapter a day
>Keep up my exercise but try bulking rather than just getting healthy
>Completely cut out fizzy drinks from my diet
>Try to cut down on chocolate
>Lots less takeaway
>Get a job I actually enjoy
>Start to enjoy my life

All women are ugly

>did the man kick the ball?

every time someone says NYE I think New york? new york what??? hahahah

Two of my uncles on my ma's side are race mixers, one married a philipino and the other a half indian.

My american cousin married a nigger as well

funny thing is that lad probably has an 8+/10 Ukrainian wife as all uggo Ukrainians do

Does you Brits have the whole mono-culture in the youth thing too?

because people don't care about miscegenation

implying anything about iceland is worth preserving

A bin bag was bitten by a radioactive spider and came to life

2017 is the year I win the lotto and land the smoking hot goth babe of my dreams

>ora ora, user-chii, don't you want to do ecchi things with onee-san?

Get a job
Get a gf

thinking up some good lies for tomorrow for why I didn't go anywhere tonight

might go with "I lost my house keys and I was afraid to leave the door unlocked with no home"

You will only achieve two of these things

ah yes, absolutely hideous, who could possibly be attracted to this

...

Half Indians sometimes end up looking white , a quarter indian child would just be white most likely

No I won't.

It's happening lad. It's my year :) Best of luck for yours.

>do well at uni
>hit 1/2/3/4 on the big 4
also hopefully get gf but that one is less likely

Do* fuck mobile

Ahahaha no fucking way

My uncle who is a literal genius and makes huge money working on nuclear submarines came back last year with a Vietnamese girl called "can"

He dumped her tho, also he only works like 3 months a year and when hes not working hes sauntering about my grandmothers smoking pipe tobacco and drinking tea and sleeping in til 6

No one cares if you're going out tonight, stop making such a big deal out of it.

move to NI, get a protestant wife, have kids, and heem any irish I see

could've used a better picture mate

can't stand white males with no nose

MODSSSSSSSSSSS

Who is this jism prism?

It is for me, as mentioned I'm shit. Why try when you can't succeed

Do you guys actually use UK size for shoes?

>goth
underage

Actually forgot, she's barren

pretty offended they didn't blur her face desu

bet she's spending NYE with her bf
if she was single when we met we'd be in a relationship by now

You can see she has an obliviously ugly face

Covering that ugly chink face

See you soon :3

I'm just being realistic. It takes a long time to cut out the many bad habits you have.

Disgusting.

PAUL CLEMENT HAHAHAHAHAHHA

>My uncle who is a literal genius and makes huge money working on nuclear submarines came back last year with a Vietnamese girl called "can"
>He dumped her tho, also he only works like 3 months a year and when hes not working hes sauntering about my grandmothers smoking pipe tobacco and drinking tea and sleeping in til 6

do you guys still use French for a language?

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