Hello, what is Sup Forums's favorite kind of pie?

Hello, what is Sup Forums's favorite kind of pie?

Reverse anal creampie

It sounds interesting, what's the recipe?

A girl's butthole and a ballsack full of cum

Oh my gosh, is that really the recipe?? If so, I believe I can make it later with a friend of mine.

Pewdie

That sounds interesting as well, how do you make a pewdie pie?

Might anyone else have any pies that they might like to talk about? I'm willing to try new recipes if I hear of some more answers

Mine is 3.14

yeah how bout the toriel cream pie, it's where someone fucks you and blows in your pussy

lets see

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Ahahaha! That's a nice number pun, user.

I've already done that one, in case you've been wondering.

I think we should hide this sort of lewd imagery from the children for now, although I would like to see more.

Imb4 pewdiepie

Blueberry Boipussy Creampie.

I want to ____ the goatmom

What's an Imb4?

Where can I get the recipe?

You want to do what to me?

PUMPKIN PIE

I can tell you the recipe, if you want it.

your moms creampie, of course

>no homo

Pizza.
Cheese pizza.

Honestly? Spank that fat ass, pull your ears, and fuck you raw.

Oh, I think Alphys wanted to try that too!

Sure, I'd love to hear it!

My mother? Um, she's dead, I think..?

I haven't tried that, is it good?

Oh my god, um, maybe later? What a lewd thought you have there, my child...

> maybe later
Come on, pretty lady. All these men are here giving you special attention, why don't you show off that ass at very least? I'm sure your audience would appreciate it.

Lemon meringue. Now die in a fucking fire.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD
I CAN IGNORE TRAPS
IGNORE FURFAGS
IGNORE GAY SHIT
BUT THAT THE FUCK IS THIS PIE ROLEPLAY SEXUAL EXTRAVAFUCKINGGANZA
FUCK IT

my old mom used to make pecan pie from pecans she handpicked from the tree. im never gonna forget the day we left her behind.

Fine, but don't show anyone this picture, user. Especially not Asgore.

That sounds nice.

What?

Left her behind? Did she pass on?

Goddamn, girl. Stay just like that for a little while and let me appreciate you. Thong's unnecessary, though, you can go ahead and get rid of that.

My favourite is the qt

Well, first you find a cute boy. Then, you bend him over. Pull down his pants, and then his boxers.
Are you following?

Honestly why bother with any kind of pie that isn't pecan

I don't know, should I really give you more pictures?

That's nice! I think I know where I can get a qt pie! Oh wait, that's you!

Yes, I'm following.

no. everyone moved really far from her and no one visits her anymore. she doesnt have a phone or facebook or anything. i went down to check on her last year but i think she moved.
I think maybe thats worse...

I think all pies have the potential to be great, my child!

Oh... Do you know why everyone stopped talking to her?

> should I really
How is that even a question? Of course you should. With an ass like that, keeping it on display is a civic duty.

i dont know... it all just kind of happened? i moved away for college, forgot to write letters like every bad child does, my brother cut communication because he was concinced she was a bad person, my sister just never cared enough, and dad moved on(in the saddest way) a few years back.

what if she didnt move? what if shes gone? i dont even remember my last words to her...

Poontang pie

Sage in da house

Coconut Cream Pie

How the fuck do you just like... Lose your mother. Surely at some point one of you got a hold of her, or some family friend or something?

Then, you put a couple, maybe a few fingers into his tight little ass, and feel around. Once he starts moaning, you can start the real fun!

Fine, just please keep these pictures to yourself and the others in this thread. I don't want my friends flirting with me because they found these things.

Okay, got it! Are there any more directions I need to follow?

Ah, why not try to speak with her some time? I highly suggest you see her at least one last time.

Poontang? What's that?

Sage?

Nice, I hope it isn't too creamy for me.

the family friends never liked me, so id never know if they talked to her. i didnt ever really keep connection with my siblings either. we were too different. bro was in and out of jail, sis lives a few days away. these things happen gradually user

im not sure where she is. house was empty when i went down. should i ask the post office?

That's just... So weird to me. I guess even the parts of my family I'm not close with aren't like, *unreachable*
Best of luck in your search, I guess?

I think so. I do hope you're successful in your endeavors my child.

Well, then you spread his cheeks, and stick your dick up his butt. Slowly at first, and gently, but strongly. And then faster. And then, you fill his sweet hole with your cream, overflowing out his tight butt and trickling down to his gooch and balls. Boom, Blueberry Boipussy Creampie. I don't know what the blueberry has to do with it, though.

> keep it to yourself
Can do. While we're keeping things between us, though, why don't you turn around? No sense in stopping now that you've come this far.

thanks. i dont really know why i let it get so far.
man yknow i didnt expect goatmom rp to make me feel better but it really has

I prefer apple pie

Oh, I don't have a dick. Might I need to get some help with this?

I don't know, are you sure you'll keep these photos a secret?

Thank you for telling me about your problems. It was a pleasure to help you.

Oh, that reminds me! I forgot to bake an apple pie for the fourth of July!

what the fuck is this

What kind of discourteous host asks about people's pie preferences without stating her own?

i concur, what variation of sweet deliverance pops got mommies tight pussy

What's going on in this thread...?

I can provide the dick, and the load. We just need a qt boipussy.

I think this was a survey on pie preferences, but I believe it turned into an "ask me anything" type of thread?

Oh my god, I completely forgot to state my preferences! I like butterscotch cinnamon, by the way.

What??

Oh hi Asgore. How are you?

> are you sure
Who am I gonna share with? If I was even going to talk to any of your acquaintances I'd just get more pictures from that little brunette-
but that's neither here nor there.
Now come on, get those fuckin' tits out.

Oh, thank you very much for your help!

Okay, just give me a moment to get the camera in position for that.

Fuck outta here, batterwitch lookin-ass child murderin-ass shrub-cuttin-ass motherfucker

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Look what I found

I mean, it doesn't have to be a boy pussy, neccesarily.
It could be, for instance, a goatmom-pussi.

Watch your tongue, the duties of king must be carried out, no matter how grave.

Look I know you will always love me but sometimes a boy needs more then a mother's love. How do I get a girl to like me mom and understand me the way you do.

Oh my god where did you find that?!

Aren't I the goatmom? Does this mean I need to do the frick frack with you?

I think I found some boipussy, user.

Couldn't have just taken one soul and gone through the barrier.
Nope.
Had to murder all those fucking children.

Same place that I found this, your a very slutty goat mom

Pics of you sucking cock or I kill your first born child

And do what exactly? The barrier needs to broken, not crossed. Speaking of barriers.

It's time to crash this thread.
With no survivors.

I can't believe this stranger is finding all of these lewd pictures of you before you even flash your tits.
You're obviously a complete whore, goatmom. Why act so bashful?

This is a big picture

>select all images with pies

Oh I don't know, say, kill seven humans that aren't literally innocent children and then come back.

Just be yourself, my child. I promise that someone will love you.

Here's that photo you requested of my frontside.

Asriel's already dead...

I'll do anything to keep you from sharing those pictures, user.

Asgore, please calm yourself or I will make you calm yourself.

I only took those pictures because I needed the money.

Pics of you sucking cock or I'll resurrect your first born child and kill him again

have sex with asgore or ill send the pictures to the fallen child

Yes. It does. You need to feel my load dripping in your warm cunt.
How does that make you feel, goatmummy?

> here's that photo
> only because I needed the money
Oh don't act like you didn't love it, slut. Here you are showing your pussy to strangers. What's your excuse this time, huh?
Embrace it, mami. You're a whore. You love showing off. Show us more.

Here. Please don't send this to my child.

Here's a picture of that.

I yearn for that feeling, user.

Fine, here you go~...

Good girl. Tell us what a fucking whore you really are.

We have to follow the recipe first.
I think you get 3 fingers, though. You are quite experienced after all, aren't you?
Would you like it in your butt?

I bet creampies are your favorite kind of pie, aren't they?

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more ass pls

I love taking all these pictures for you, I just can't stop.

Yes, I believe I'm experienced. I haven't tried it in my butt though.

Nope, I said before that butterscotch cinnamon was my favorite.

I think that's Asgore in a costume?

Do you really want that my child?

Oh, that's perfect! It'll be nice and tight to take the cream filling.
Why don't you show it to me?

But you do love the taste of cum

pecan

>I love taking all these pictures
> More ass > show it to me
We have a consensus, whore. Show these boys your ass. Spread it, and tell them how badly you want to get fucked.

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Goat mom, i know yo had bad moments without money, but how will you explain this pic? Isnt that too much?

Greetings.

Im Back

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I need a better artist to draw toriel wearing panties saying cinnamon on the front and butterscotch on the back.

"Do you prefer cinnamon or butterscotch?"