Let's play a game

Let's play a game...

Post your deepest darkest secrets, with 2 being true, 1 being a lie-

Mine are:

1- Put hidden cameras in a spare bathroom to catch my cousin (F) naked

2- Jacked off into a friend's dinner when making it at Uni

3- Went on a walk in the french countryside, waited until out of view before stripping and jacking off saying my best friend's name...

GO

1. Op is a faggot

2. Op is a faggot

3. Op is not a faggot.

I get happy ending massages from my girlfriend's 15 year old cousin

I've swam nude in front of my little sister

my friend let me get a lap dance from his sister

1- Drowned a cat in a bucket of gasoline

2- i've thought about getting fucked by my best friend

3- i'm a furry

1.Lie
2.True
3.True

lie
true
true

Once stole $1000 from an Atm

Fucked three guys at once

Ate dog shit

1. I lost a girlfriend once because I asked her to shit on me during sex.

2. One time I jacked it while secretly watching my grandma in the shower.

3. For years my cousin and I took turns buttfucking each other.

True
True
Lie

My father felt me up crudely at a funeral.

My mother felt me up crudely at a funeral.

I felt up a corpse at a funeral.

Lie
Truth
Truth

1. True
2. Lie
3. True

True
True
False

That's hot.

opps... I did 2 LIES and 1 truth

Change my response to
True
False
False

Still hot.

Nice try but it's
1. True
2. Lie
3. True

No. It wasn't hot. Not at all.

true
true
lie

Now that is a tough one, because that means you are a combination of fag, thief or a filthy fuck but im gonna say

True
True
Lie

Heheh, close.
Its actually true, lie, true.
Ate dog shit when I was a kid. Told it was chocolate, actually believed them.

i have hidden cameras to record friends gf/wives in my guest room during visits

i've shot someone

i've done heroin

>I keep shooting my neighbours rainwater tanks, because he's a fucking asshole.
>Im a high functioning methamphetamine addict.
>I cheated on my girlfriend with my mates mum
Well which is it Sup Forums?

Was spit-roasted by two men

Engaged in scat and urine play

Came in the milk and watched as my roommates drank it

Damn i feel ya bro, something similar happened to me, it wasn't shit though, a dude told me to eat a plant and told me it was a herb they made tea with, turns out it was poison ivy

Winner winner chicken dinner

True
Lie
True

True
True
Lie

True
Lie
True

correcto

Aw man, that shit sucks.

1. I've creepshotted almost every girl I know and then never look at the point pics again.
2. I spend about two hours a day masturbating very slowly, which has ruined my ability to creampie a girl.
3. I fucked one coworker and am now probably going to fuck her best friend and ruin everything.

True
True
Lie

>Masturbated under a blanket with my mother sitting next to me.

>Had sex with a cat.

>drove 600 miles with a dildo in my ass.

Lie
Truth
Truth

I once fingered my sister
I've kissed a guy
I'm on the sex offenders register

How did you know?

1. I've killed someone, the body is buried somewhere in the mid western america

2. I did cocaine for two years but stopped because it bored me.

3. I've used a molotov cocktail on a police car

1. i fap to traps

2. i sucked my friends dick when i was 8

3. i watch anime

Truth
Truth
Lie

True
Lie
True

And I'm guessing the truths are related.

Two of those things go hand in hand so im gonna say
True lie true

>never masturbated as a teen
>tried to influence a friend to an hero
>sold myself for money

How do you fuck a cat


▲ ▲

Am magic

Lie
Truth
Truth

Finger it and rub my cock on its belly. When I came we both licked it up.

truth
truth
lie

1. Had gay sex with neighbor when I was 11.

2. Habitually wore my mom's pabties when I was 11.

3. Jacked off while touching a cat's balls when I was 11.

Sorry, wrong.
Creepshot is true, fucked coworker and gonna ruin the friendship is true.
I can still creampie a girl but I do j/o a lot haha

correct

truth
truth
lie

1. Used to make out with my hot 12yo counsin when I was 10
2. Masturbated and came onto a baby's face when I was 14
3. Woke up to my 13yo sister grinding on my morning wood (she thought I wouldn't realize and she just wanted to masturbate like that)

Lie
True
True

Wow, thats really surprising. Let's hope it plays out well for you :)

>Dad is a pedophile
>Dad is in jail
>I have an 8" dick

True
Lie
True

Kek
True
True
Lie?

nope :3

no

Disgusting.

True
True
Lie

As much as i want to believe there is no way the sister thing is real

Correct, don't even have a sister.

now that shit's sad

Why did you kill a dude?

1. i enjoy furry and anime music

2. i performed self circumcision

3. i drowned a mouse in a jar full of mustard while it was spinning like crazy

Yeah, I too wish I had a sister. We would have had so much fun :3

In my sleep I drove a car to some gay dude's house and fucked him and a black dude I made him call over

I used to work at McDonald's and put buns down my pants in the staff bathrooms then put them back on the rack when nobody was looking

I fantasise about fucking my ex girlfriend's 55 year old mother

I've fucked my trashy cousin that's a suicide girl
I turned down a blowjob from an 11 year old when I was a senior at a football game
I've fucked a pie

Germanfag here.

1. I betrayed my wife (married for four years now) and my come-to-be wife before her (couple for Three years) with at least eight women each and am still doing it.

2. I stole my brothers wife's dirty panty from the laundry, almost got caught by her, because it peeked out of my jean's pocket, at their home and jerked while sniffing it when I came back to my home.

3. When I visit my uncle at his farm, and I get drunk with him I sneak in the dark into the shed / barn / Stall (however it's called, where the animals are) and lick and fuck the Pony mare that is there.

True
Lie
True

Too easy

1. I've jacked off to a group of 14 year olds on omegle and they watched and helped

2. My cousin took my virginity

3. I have a kid size sex doll i dress up as a kid and fuck to hold my fetish

yeah :(

No, he's not in jail.

True
True
Lie

Im kinda the same, except i drowned a cat and dont enjoy anime music

Oh. Kudos for the dick, did your dad touch it?

1. I raped a 13 year old
2. i raped said 13 year old's 15 year old friend two years later
3. i drugged and raped my best friend's cousin while her infant child watched

Get the fuck out of here jim

!. I have multiple children in the Philippines that my family does not know of.
2. I am a retired US. Marine
3. I am a well known DOM in the BDSM community

Lie
Lie
Lie

1. I cheated on my wife

2. I work for the goverment as an agent of AISE

3. I killed for my job

I hate niggers
I hate niggers
I love niggers

True
True
Lie

Those two go together, I think.

Lie
Lie
Truth

it's two truths and a lie user

Correct! Couldn't really think of anything.

I want to say they are all lies but for the sake of the game true, true lie?

u got it, the last one wasnt a rape
i sense jealousy

True
Lie
True

Or
Lie
True
True

1- Stole my best friends sister's clothe to dress up like a sissy. but gave them back.
2- Stole one of my friends weedplants (weedplants were as big as cristma's trees) did not gave the back but payed money for it
3- Stole a bottle of scotch from the lickerstore and i drank it all in 2 days.

You have a good life user

Jealousy? Nah. Rape fantasy isn't my thing.

Check'd
Czech'd
Check'd

I say Lie, True, True

First one, mate. Most I've done is two guys at once :D

>lickerstore
..well anyway
true
lie
truth

I fuck my friend's wife while I tell her I would like to screw her teen daughter

I pierced my own cock(apadravya)

I stole a thousand dollars from my ailing grandmother and used the money to buy drugs

The first two were treu but the last one is falls.

1) I have had two cocks in my ass at the same time
2) I took 17 facials in one night
3) I got my 14 yo nephew drunk and let him creampie me.