It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Sup Forums will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
- The Leader
Joshua Garcia
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Leo Diaz
kek you can't do sh*t
Brayden Parker
DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO
Landon Campbell
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Jason King
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Charles Bell
k have fun with that kek
Elijah Collins
oh gosh man i don't know
Brayden Foster
(OP)
Parker Allen
this shit again?
David Morales
oh noes, not the anymoose
Justin Bell
WE NEED TO RAISE ARMS AND FIGHT BACK! SPIDER-MAN MEMES GO
Dominic Baker
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Robert Lopez
10/10 YLYL thred
Ethan Mitchell
you're nothing without us
Xavier Lewis
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Ryder Sanders
kek u cant do sh*t
Joshua Stewart
The only real sin on Sup Forums is being boring.
And you're boring.
Christopher Stewart
fuck off faggot.
Julian Sanchez
>Except this time it's the leader speaking. >the leader Stopped reading there.
>Except this time it's the leader speaking. KYS summerfag
Elijah Wilson
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Evan Powell
>SUMER >S >U >M >M >E >R
Carson Reyes
That thumbnail
Lincoln Cox
But I only joined this summer! P.S. How do I make my text green?
Nolan Rivera
>but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us Kek this faggot. Nice bait OPfag
Christian Myers
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Adam Williams
Yes yes, well done anonymous, well done anonymous
HOWEVER
Kevin Gomez
Its orcish for lol summerfag
Carson Collins
Copypasta bait
Carson Powell
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Joseph Smith
Anonymous is over moralfag. Also this is a chubby bread now
Christopher Nguyen
But the other guy said it was. Don't lie you big gaybo
Chase Davis
too fat
Isaac Moore
KYS faggot, look it up
Samuel Brown
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Connor Robinson
all you fucking newfags falling for bait. GOD I have never been more disappointed.
Jaxson Fisher
Whoopee. Sorry m9 I only just found out about this site.my friend is an oldfag he been on here for a couple of months
Mason Cruz
How do I join anonymous?
James White
>underrated posts
Leo Reyes
there is only one thing you can do
Carson Baker
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Jordan Morgan
I know that is a female, its ok, sometimes my... loins... my loins. They get to me, I can't help but see a beautiful woman like you and get an erection... you know. I'm not sorry, the way I feel about you, I want to fuck you, and I want to fuck you.
Ayden Brooks
check'em
Landon Fisher
> 12:00am Pacific Time
> 3 and a half hours
4/10 started a decent discussion thread
Ayden Sanders
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Cooper Parker
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Blake Diaz
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Grayson Turner
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Zachary Evans
Why haven't I killed myself?
Benjamin Adams
Surrender
Gabriel Ramirez
Snake bites don't spread. Yo mama do doe.
Jackson Bailey
do it, faggot. improve my life so I can't return to this hellhole.
Isaac Green
copypasta is strong with this one
Jacob King
Where's the upvote button?
Chase Ortiz
Double mask makes you even more anonymoose
Chase Hernandez
Good luck with that
Austin Hernandez
Good job the NSA appreciates your cooperation here is your payment.
Xavier Martinez
No you! Haha lol I'm only joking, what's your username I'll add you? Please no porn though, it's gross
Ask a sociopathic Satanist and devil worshipper anything.
> NO fucking christians or atheist trolls allowed
Nathan Peterson
Hilary got busted on the emails tough luck mexifags
Austin Torres
>Knife is a ozark trail brand knife sold at wal-mart
Anthony Lopez
Listen here summerfag and listen closely. You cannot simply claim to be the "leader" of Anonymous. Anonymous is not some special club or group for autistic cunts like yourself, Anonymous is a group that operates very loosely and there is no main authority because it is based in an IDEA of Internet freedom from censorship and anonymity.