Dear Sup Forums

Dear Sup Forums,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Sup Forums will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.

- The Leader

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kek you can't do sh*t

DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO

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k have fun with that kek

oh gosh man i don't know

(OP)

this shit again?

oh noes, not the anymoose

WE NEED TO RAISE ARMS AND FIGHT BACK! SPIDER-MAN MEMES GO

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10/10 YLYL thred

you're nothing without us

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kek u cant do sh*t

The only real sin on Sup Forums is being boring.

And you're boring.

fuck off faggot.

>Except this time it's the leader speaking.
>the leader
Stopped reading there.

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What does kek mean? Is it short for cake?

go kek urself anonnymoose

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Yea

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>Except this time it's the leader speaking.
KYS summerfag

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>SUMER
>S
>U
>M
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>R

That thumbnail

But I only joined this summer!
P.S. How do I make my text green?

>but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us
Kek this faggot.
Nice bait OPfag

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Yes yes, well done anonymous, well done anonymous

HOWEVER

Its orcish for lol summerfag

Copypasta bait

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Anonymous is over moralfag.
Also this is a chubby bread now

But the other guy said it was. Don't lie you big gaybo

too fat

KYS faggot, look it up

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all you fucking newfags falling for bait. GOD I have never been more disappointed.

Whoopee. Sorry m9 I only just found out about this site.my friend is an oldfag he been on here for a couple of months

How do I join anonymous?

>underrated posts

there is only one thing you can do

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I know that is a female,
its ok, sometimes my... loins... my loins. They get to me, I can't help but see a beautiful woman like you and get an erection... you know. I'm not sorry, the way I feel about you, I want to fuck you, and I want to fuck you.

check'em

> 12:00am Pacific Time

> 3 and a half hours

4/10 started a decent discussion thread

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>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Why haven't I killed myself?

Surrender

Snake bites don't spread. Yo mama do doe.

do it, faggot. improve my life so I can't return to this hellhole.

copypasta is strong with this one

Where's the upvote button?

Double mask makes you even more anonymoose

Good luck with that

Good job the NSA appreciates your cooperation here is your payment.

No you! Haha lol I'm only joking, what's your username I'll add you? Please no porn though, it's gross

Ok

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lol

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How do I post pictures? Do I just drag and drop? I have a really funny from Facebook that you will lol big

We don't have a leader.

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>Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time

>As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

Dumb nigger, 12:00am is MIDNIGHT. It would be 15 and a half hours.

Low quality bait

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i disagree
regular quality bait, says my standards

YAMEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ANONYMOUS NII-CHAN

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Not chubby, that's fat borderline obese

if only. the world would be a better place.

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Summer King

Ask a sociopathic Satanist and devil worshipper anything.

> NO fucking christians or atheist trolls allowed

Hilary got busted on the emails
tough luck mexifags

>Knife is a ozark trail brand knife sold at wal-mart

Listen here summerfag and listen closely. You cannot simply claim to be the "leader" of Anonymous. Anonymous is not some special club or group for autistic cunts like yourself, Anonymous is a group that operates very loosely and there is no main authority because it is based in an IDEA of Internet freedom from censorship and anonymity.

Christ loves you

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Can u hack my life so I can finally die

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You look like a elephant pussy

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At least taje a good photo dude

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