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Claim you're celebrities wife Sup Forums.
once someone has picked her,she's gone, so be quick.

I pick natalie portman

You bastard. Dubs to steal? If not here's my claim

Snagging Emma Watson before its too late.

Yehh dubs steal, forgot to way.

I like the way this is starting

Yoink

Amy Santiago from Brooklyn nine-nine is the hottest chick I've ever laid eyes on

Helps that she liked to please

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she´s mine

Chloë is mine

At least you guys are picking good versions of her, I had to drop her after the Camel Toe picture

Might want to look back two posts

I claim natalie portman
You can have her, I lost interest when she became a feminist

>dat manface
fucking trap lovers

> I claim natalie portman
He already claimed her, dummy

> You can have her, I lost interest when she became a feminist
/rolls eyes

Yeah, he beat me by a few seconds. I'll just claim McKayla.

Lauren Cohan is mine.

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McKayla looks better than Chloe imo. I'd say you still got a good deal.

Both are plummeting down their descent.

everyone looks better than Chloe.

Caitlyn Jenner
Dat ass

>I lost interest when she became a feminist
>implying these claim threads are anything more than physical attractiveness
>Implying she is not still hot as fuck

Mine!

OP hear, I didn't say dubs steal, pick again, Miss Portman is mine.

No I claim her! Natalie portman is claimed by me fuck OP.
She won't let you have sex with her because that's rape. Unless if you offer your tight asshole to her so she can fuck you with her feminist strap on

she has two backwards L's on her leg.

Tbh I feel the same way. She's one of those girls I just dont get the attraction. But if people like her that's there opinion.

She is hot as fuck but when I look at her I see floating hermoine faces screaming 'muh patriarchy' or 'rape'. Who knows maybe she'll get fat

Too bad I dont play by the rules... not even my own

She probably has the one of the most masculine facial structures of female celebs out there.

Claimed

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Yup yup yup
But what are you doing out of your cage nathalie? Get back in there

this. can someone post it?

Pay attention ChloFags and McKayla lovers, *this* is an example of how to pick a girl on the rise

Jenifer Lawrance is mine

>I see floating hermoine faces screaming 'muh patriarchy' or 'rape'.

Stuff her mouth with cock and that should fix it for a little bit.

>Who knows maybe she'll get fat

I doubt it. She's been a good weight her whole life and been pretty fit looking as an adult. I just cant see all that changing somehow.

>backwards L's
J's?

ignored

Her big goofy, toothy fuckin' grin is mine!

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Oh and those dubs secure Emma Watson as mine. No thievery

emily blunt get

Aarrrghhh my nipples! They hurt when I twist them!

Gotta love Selena

That picture is a prime example of why she's Waifu material. There she is doing a meet and great, making contact with her fans/strangers. Letting them touch her.

And she's wearing a braless, thin, nearly see through black top at a time where she *knows* people will be taking flash photography of her.

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Wtf man!? Play by the fucking rules you hairy cunt

Stealing with dubs.

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>waifu material

You just described a raging slut

Ellie Goulding is mine, fuck you all

if dubs every claim will be reverted and everyone has a new chance to claim youre waifu

Her eyebrows are their own entities. I personally don't find her to be beautiful, although she is certainly objectively "pretty"

Her face works for me hey, I picked Emma but she's a contender for sure.

You don't even have dubs and THERE IS NO STEALING STOP BEING A NIGGER

Steal GET

NO SHE IS MINE

Except she's not fucking a ton of guys, check that dating history. This means you're getting a supremely sexual girl that doesn't give her body away.

Terrific choice. She seems like a really cool chick and would probably wear the Dany wig in bed for you

Claiming Scarlett

motherfucker shut up

Claimed

All the surgery would worry me for waifu, she's nice to look at though.

DAT filename irony

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How the fuck has no one picked her? You guys are faggots

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I'm glad at least someone is looking out for the autistic among us.

> tfw when you'll never get her tipsy and talk her into having sex overlooking the beach.

If not her, Yvonne Strahovski.

Claimed

thank youuuu

Ellie Kendrick

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this slut, I dont care she's trash

Claiming Sarah Gadon

meh

You're a bit late on the draw there bucko.

We're talking Waifu here, not hate fuck or one night stand. You sure?

fuck it Im sure, bitch is too hot to let go

Claiming all three

I can see why shes " hot " but the fact that ever single thing on her body is cosmetic and done by a doctor is too creepy and ruins it for me. Literally her whole face, ass everything. Now her sister Kendall can get fucked hard

I am a celebrities wife

Claim Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Claimed

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so? All these bitches in Hollywood have had work done

Ding ding Ding

I know, I live there and see it everyday, but shes just overkill. Im sure Kendall has had some work done but like the extend of a nosejob or something which doesnt bother me as much, but touching a total fake ass is just weird to me

Exactly.

Why does Katee Sackhoff do it for me?

Because you have latent homosexual tendencies?

True that

Because she's a babe

kek

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