OFFICIAL SEATTLE MARINERS VS HOUSTON ASTROS GAME THREAD

where did it all go wrong edition

early games just don't suit these threads

mariners keep botching the throws to first base

I pretend to work hard all day to come home to this? What the shit?

g-go mariners...

that freaking hill. I knew it would hurt the team one day

its horrible

No shut out. Thanks cano

hot damn SEAGER obliterated that ball. I love that an M's fan got the ball.

The comeback is on!

It's like they heard our cries of anguish and sobbing and decided to play today.

BASED DHL

ONE RUN GAME

everything is going so well this inning

still in it

martin isn't having a good day

hi

hello

a DP is coming up right?

It looks like you called it. Now talk about home runs and triples and stealing home for the rest of the season.

got it

I normally do. Its usually hit or miss

martin will run and make a double

the m's can usually count on smith to get a base hit

lets get robbie home

bring him home, nelly

DARN

good play

crud

pls win guys

Lol is there any Astros fans in here at all?

Is there ever any Astros fans in any game threads?

I haven't seen many this season

come on ump that pitch was perfect

cano was just so casual with that catch

>Astros trying to kill Iannetta

It scares me sometimes.

I think he's only messed up once

lets go m's

lets go dae ho

someone pls get on base

>ball-boy faking out that little kid
haha oh man thats fucked up

why do the m's keep screwing up at throwing to first base

Mariners pls

Servais needs to take every pitcher and have them practice throwing to first.

A lot of them have been fucking up such a routine play.

really need to get a strike out

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fug

crap

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>it's yet another Mariners get swept by playoff rival episode

Fuck this team, just as they look like they start getting their shit together

took him long enough

come on Karns

and they score another

it's time to face reality

we have terrible pitching, and it will not get fixed anytime soon.

tanks ump. tanks

Karns is fucking garbage

too shit to start, too shit to relieve

i think he's gonna get out of this

just throw the strike

3 innings to get 3 runs

whew, not too much damage

get back in this M's, can't afford to get swept within the division

God damn Seattle, I think Cano might have cursed this team. He's becoming a stat paddler on a shit shite team like Harden here for the Rockets.

Get on base Martin, let Smitty go for the dinger.

>Martin actually did something

SMIFF DINGER PLS

SETH SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH

fuck yeah I called that shit

Woah

SEFF
M
I
F
F

HE FUCKING DID IT

What in the good fuck?

I love Seff Smiff

>go get milk
>come back
>tie game

CRUZ MISSILE NOW

more dingers pls

lol fuckin cruz, always looks like such a bitch when he strikes out

fielding seems more engaged now

watch it with the wild pitches

>Lind as the DH

He is Kendrys Morales shit tier

make a base hit

new slant on things...oh you asians

make sure he stays stranded

Diaz please

oh hell yeah Diaz

almost got him to buckle

Cmon Diaz, can't afford to walk him with manlet on deck

brb killing self

FUCK YOU DIAZ

FUCK THIS SHIT TEAM

KILL ME BROS, JUST END MY SUFFERING

Holy Christ that thing was fuckin crushed!

noooooooooo

...

I fucking knew Servais fucked up sending Diaz back out there.

Who /downthethirdbaseline/ here?

>Benoit
Alright Houston just fuck my shit up.

Inb4 Gregerson shits the bed.

oh god that haircut on the right

Is Benoit an ogre?

>Dae Ho Lee

Nigga has the body of a fucking bear.

why are Texans so fat?

he very well could be one

tex mex and bbq

This is why

And this

m's can do this

smiffy make it happen

SMIFF AGAIN PLS