Decided I'm going to become a DJ. Give me a name

Decided I'm going to become a DJ. Give me a name.

DJ the DJ

DJ Vapid Cunt

>you offer nothing to society

DeezJayz

Dj Sup Forumstard

DJ henny

>imply entertaining isn't a contriboot

its not.

>youre going to sit there with a laptop and press a space bar
>lets not kid ourselves

OP "the faggot" DJ

I bet you cant even beatmatch OP

DJ Debt spiral

Ok, the "job" itself is lazy one but it does in fact entertain people and it gives people something to socialise over. That's a contribution in my books.

DJ Shitpost

DJ Glorified jukebox

DJ NEET

DJ Fartsniffer

Contribute to build a better society or kill yourself fucking retarded

8 says Funky Monkey

DJ jews did Nine eleven

dj pipe dream.

If you want people to come, call yourself Free beer...

its a shit career decision in mine.

try the job title "entertainer" during a recession, m8. they're the first on the chopping block as "extraneous expenditures". so are the customer service jobs you'd default to since you wasted time dancing rather than studying for a degree.

If you want to be a DJ, learn how to beatmix with vinyls. All useless faggots use autosync.

DJ Rent delinquence

DJ dunkpie

DJ Bruhsef

During times of great hardship the entertainers can be the most useful.

U. Z. Les Fairyfucker

>most useful
>most useless expenditure

food, gas, bills. that's all anyone cares about when the shit hits the fan. which you'd know if your parents hadn't baby stepped you through the recession.

DJ Kool Kat

DJ Talent delusion

DJ I aint gonna make any money and will be working at chevron in a year

serious though you really only should be DJing because you enjoy doing it, with the kind of money you make you would be lucky to pay for the equipment unless you were actually good/had talent and people liked you. Basically everyone who thinks they can make money DJing falls flat on their ass because there is no money in DJing unless you are actually good and have a good reputation. Even then go to fucking college and do this shit on the side. You should enjoy doing it enough that you would be doing that already.

kek

DJew Overkill

DJ Rekt

or unless you can look like youre having a seizure on stage a la Skrillex.

DJ Masturbator

Follow the MC trends
McDonald's

Are you trying to compensate for the time you've lost trying to become one with this post? Or maybe you did not try hard enough.

Also ''Dj Clover'

Hitler did nothing wrong

MC Wienerballz

well the only reason skrillex can have a seizure on stage is because he worked hard to get to that point.

No I do it for fun and laugh at the faggots who think they can make money DJing, its like playing CSGO and having friends who think they can actually make it playing legit. I haven't lost any time because its a hobby not a monetary profession. Like I said why DJ for money when you can do other shit that makes a shit ton more and leave DJing for your free time.

DJ What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Dubs have spoken

Erebus

Yeah, that's the spirit kiddo. You can do anything you set your mind to.

>that really helped us all when the housing bubble burst
>and we were all jobless because we pursued shit degrees doing "whatever we set our mind to"

/thread. best name you'll get.

Food is more useful than a douchenozzle putting distorted 808 noises in garage band over good songs through rented speakers.

DJ Nigger

I agree with keeping it as a hobby, while keeping a normal job as the main income, however if you didn't do your hobby half-assed way then maybe someone would notice you.
No one is telling you to get a degree for it you dumb fuck