HALT!

HALT!

I ain't no jedi, trooper! see? no dubs

RASIERAPPARAT!

Quick, stand in a doorway! They can't hit their target if it's standing still in a doorway!

brave words, rebel scum!

Are you guys look for the Death Star plans

Lord Vader demands blood. Reveal youselves, scum!

How would you know about those, unless you were part of the rebel alliance? Prepare to die!

I work for the empire and here

Don't shoot

Thank you, your loyalty to the Empire shall be remembered.

Yay

Star wars is the gayest shit i've never seen. Its probably overrated as fuck

Why shouldn't we? prove you're no rebel

Has the empire never heard of email? Seriously easier way to transmit plans. Less likely to get dropped or lost. You guys need to get with the now.

Same person who gave you the plans

Hey, here's the last box of your Gungan delivery. I put the rest of them in a stack over there, but it looks like they busted out and got loose. You're gonna have one nasty infestation of Jar-Jar look-alikes.

No need for payment. They were already paid for my one Mr. Solo.

Have a good day!

O fuck it's NATO.

Fuckin scruffy lookin nerf herder

Whoa-ly shit don't shoot! It's my first day here man. I left my suit at home!

That is against regulations, trooper! I'm going to have to write you up for this! What is your identification number?

The galaxy shall soon be ours! Nothing shall stand in our way!

Haha just got done slaughterin your pals, buckethead!

uhh...

What happened while I was in cyrostasis

Anyone else notice that these new suits look weird??

The traitorous jedi attempted to assassinate the chancellor, trooper! Our new emperor has issued the order to hunt down and kill the remaining jedi

You aren't a, traitor, are you?

Ok what with the armor

Will you let me go if i have dubs?

It's...practical

>the cloud is secure guys
>i promise

nice try rebel trash

Looks like you're dead, scum

Another question why would they assassinate the chancellor

It would appear that we've exited warp in another reality, Enterprise