Ask a deaf fag anything

ask a deaf fag anything

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are you retarded?

I SAID ARE

YOU

RE-TAR-DED

yes

how do you imagine Music?

nigger i cant hear

we watch asl videos
youtube.com/watch?v=uGr4IYPfSgE

Whats your favorite band?

How can you read this right now

?

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is this funny or offensive to you?

do you talk like wuuhhh wuh wuh wuuuuuuh wuh wuuuuh wuuuuuh wuuuurrrrrrrrrrrh?

Favorite music? Not even sarcastic, red that deaf people can feel the music at concerts

Have you developed super x-ray night vision to compensate?

hmm idk i cant really find any asl videos for bands but i like night lovell

i can read and speak sign but i cant say anything

guessing sign language or braille or some shit, idk how it works tbh

funny

Are you allowed to drive?

braille is for blind people

finally someone who can really appreciate this
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yes

Can you hear thoughts? Or are they in sign language?

If I fuck you in your ear, would you hear me cumming?

Have you seen the movie Deafula?

Also is the term "deaf" offensive now?

can you fingerspell a little fucking slower please?

i can hear thoughts but i cant hear the outside world

He said he was deaf. If you're deaf you're blind too. Have you even been to school?

idk

what's you favourite band

How many fingers am I holding up?

i use to go to the deaf club for punk rock concerts

the deaf people loved us cause the throb of heavy base they would dance to (quite normal dancing) in a cordoned off section and all us punk rockers would slamdance in the front by the band

ps i love you gordon poptart!

do you need a wheelchair? does someone come round every morning and lift you onro a toilet then clean you up and empty your poop bag?

You can't hear anything? No sound whatso ever?

Assuming you've always been deaf - Do you have an 'inner voice' that narrates your thoughts? I mean, clearly you understand the written English but you wouldn't know what the words sound like so how does it work?

Can you dream?

im not handicap nigga please

what did you think of the mormon sign language announcement video to stop deaf people from masturbating?

what was your favorite remix of it 50 cent in da club or other?

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are you on medication for it? how long does it normally take to clear up?

When you go to McDonald's, bring your own motherfucking notepad

yes
i cant hear but i can spell out words so if there is a word i dont know in sign languange i spell it out on paper

i'm half deaf but you don't see me trying to get sympathy for it from the world. go back to tumblr fagget

Sent from my Android phone

nope

what do you use for an alarm to wake up in the morning?

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Are you deaf since you were born? Do you hear the words as you read them or you just see them or see weird signs with gross lips movements in your head

Would you be willing to go blind but suddenly hear again?

do you have a cochlear?

did you make a vid of getting your hearing back when it got installed?

youtube.com/watch?v=0ym1ybKPC8Y

nigga am i trying to get sympathy fucking android nigga

that's really cool tbh

want to listen to my mixtape?

no im still deaf

whats your favourite song

If we created technology advanced enough to make you hear would you be able to speak?

sure

Okay you answered yes to this.

In my history; Are you retarded because the state says you are but are pretty fucking smart by collecting free money?

>inb4 I had a friend who was deaf and doing this.

Can you describe your inner monologue? Like, when thinking, do you just picture the sign for the word or do you "hear" what you think the word sounds like?

probs bryson tiller exchange
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So when you realize that a fart makes sound?

I don't have one so you're not missing anything

i live in uk and i collect no money im in college

Idiot. The fag is deaf. You'll need to post pictures of you're lips for crying out loud.

in a restraraunt with my girlfriend it was a big wet one and everyone looked horrified at me

if you had to let either a) a nignog fuck you or b) let your dad fuck you then which one would you choose and why?

we feel vibration of it so yes yes we do

How long have you been deaf for. Since birth? Developed with age? Medical condition?

What's your favourite band?

How can you tell the difference between a yawn and a scream?

since birth

>Idiot
>you're lips
>you are lips
>Idiot

He can hear thoughts fool, the fuck more do you want?

because we feel tiredness when we yawn and when i scream i feel vibration

would you eat a dog turd for a million dollars? you're not allowed to spit any out and if you puke then you lose all the money

can you hear me?

Answer my questions OP

I meant on other people

no

yeah

Did you know that the webms do not have audio ?

How did you die?

WHAT ABOUT NOW?

guess not, but he'll feel your tiny dick

ok, so deaf people like eating dog turds, I get it now

oh umm not really we cant hear anything so yeah

no

This'll probably be a tough question to explain or answer but, how was it trying to learn growing up in your early years? Like, as a child everything is new, so if you've never seen an apple someone will tell you ' this is called an apple'. But if you're deaf how do you learn that? Does someone just keeping signing the word "apple" to you until you grasp the concept?

damn

Underrated post

What porn do you get off too?

This is a good one

i had a mentor that followed me in school who taught me everything

we have a vibration alarm

Muuurah naaaah feeeeee doooolaaah ?

What do you think of music videos? Does it seem crazy?

Are you trump 2016

my sister has one of those, I found it in her drawer once

oh shit, I just realised my sister is deaf

So you just set it on the bed or is it like a watch or something?

This yo!

normal, mostly lez

describe what you think is sound

Are you the same deaf guy that posted the thread about realizing that farts make sounds?