Dubs decide
Quads I send dick pic
Dubs decide
Wazzzzzup xD ;p
Can I sniff your armpits?
Do you like sand?
Send me your tits.
ayyyy gurl you s fly you like a fucking airplane
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So let's spice things up, got any fetishes?
Do it fgt
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i showed you mine.. what's your kink?
bite my nipples and call me a bitch
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do u think u can also shit in my mouth?
While we're on the subject, can you send me a pic of your feet
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No I'm not. I'm just joking, I actually have cancer xD
Come on now! You know all I really want is just nudes, send them!
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Hey, send me a quick pic of those titties.
Can i see your boobs
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Rollieo
yas
Rollll
WINRAR
>Win
do it
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Just send her your dick.
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i mb to my dads groans when he takes a dumb
I read online that black guys like kissing girl's butts, would you like something like that? I kiss your butt?
Dub-win
winrar
so many 99 dubs
do it faggot
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what if dubs decide that you send a dick pic?
yea and dubs decided!!
It said quads not dubs
Fuck off fag
update please
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quads
dick
what kind of sorcery is this?
I was hoping if we hit it off on facebook I could invite you over for a nice seafood dinner. I would catch the lobsters myself, with my bare hands, from the nearest waters that inhabit them, which is the tank at the Red Lobster down the street. I would cook them for you in my kitchen...naked if you desire. Then we would indulge in the lobsters, along with any side dishes you would like, and a few glasse...s of wine from my cellar. Over dinner we could chit chat a bit, you could discover that I am more than just a gorilla juicehead bodybuilder that plays starcraft and I could discover that you are a smart, sweet heavenly blessed beauty just putting on a calloused façade. If you enjoyed my company then perhaps we could do it again. If not, then you leave with a stomach full of good food when otherwise on a night like that you would throw one of your Lean Cuisines in the microwave and watch One Tree Hill just hoping one day you could find a man like Julian.
seriously lets get a pic of those fun bags ;)
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DO IT OP
Black magic
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?
roll kek
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Winrar
Dick Pic
Winrar
Send dick pic.
Get quad
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Rollerino
Best answer i could ever imagine.
Fuck it, wanna hang out on the weekend?
>skipping the other get
Shit OP
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Why am I still a virgin? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my dick, my balls, even my boypussy! The pussy I never had, the dicks I never had...won't stop hurting! I will make you take my virginity!
WINRAR
(You)
What do you like most about me?
OP IS GETTING LAID!!!
Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture) . As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse. Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins /damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol. You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY ' would be unfair , since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh.
WE DID IT!
WE BROKE THE ETERNAL CURSE
Stop
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Fuvk
So what was the background picture about. I missed it
*holds you tighter and massages your breasts while kissing you deeply*
When we hang out i want you to spank and fuck my slutty ass with a strapon.
Kek
Never seen the real version of this before
I'll hang out my balls you hang out your tasty tits?
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Oh wait.. nevermind... I got this thing this weekend..
Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy I know says he'll let me bring a girl in to see a private showing of Finding Dory,
vfv
Wanna see some child porn?
I love you
Do you wanna Hentai roleplay?
*A worm wraps onto your body*
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If I had a dollar for every time I nutted to your picture, I could afford a fancy date, but since I don't, taco bell and Netflix? Maybe some over the pants touching?
Give her some Donald Duck Titties
rooollll!