Dubs decides. Tinder chick so get me laid

Dubs decides. Tinder chick so get me laid

B

Crashed into a tree when I saw you

Fuck off you miserable cunt

send nudes

Hey, I'm just cleaning my knife from some random nigger I stabbed.

I'm a cuck asking advice how to get laid by you on Sup Forums

Winrar

Hey check out my new watch

show pooper and i'll show you mah dick

I've missed you all this time. Send tits pls

Cause you're bored huh, thanks cunt

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So many awesome dubs

And another get bread

Show me your tits and I'll show you what I'd put in between them.

there is nothing more i love doing than going to some tinder whore's place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGCOCK can appreciate.
i then fuck them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world.

Fuck you, leave me alone you cheating whore

roll

"Hey whats up sweet tits?"

Hey, you're ugly so get out

I hate OP

>inb4 op doesn't deliver

WINRAR

You asked, lets see dem screenshotz

I know perfectly why you're texting me, ok? I'm a nice guy, but do you honestly think that I want nothing in return for beinyour personal diary and a shoulder to cry on? THINK AGAIN! I WANT YOU TO TAKE MY VIRGINITY!

OP is a faggot for not delivering

Dubs again

show me yours I show you mine

I just wanna see dem titties ;D

I wanna fuck you hard on the sink

ROLLIN 4 THIS

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this

What you up to sugar tits?

Double dubs fag

rollerino

winner

So I can jerk off, whore

r o l l

winrar

Let's share nudes. You show me your boobs and I'll show you what I'll put between them.

Now send the watch picture

You're beautiful come on show dem titties

JUST DO IT

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Every tit is a good tit
Ill show you mine if that makes it easier for you ;)

let me be the judge of that. and now gimme some titties

THIS, OP! NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME!

Roses are red,violets are blue,im no good at rhyming,show me your tits

You shouldn't be insecure about them titties set them freeee

roll for this

Rolling

I wasn't asking

roll for this

send it

Ill cover you in my smegma

Roll

WINRAR!!!!

winrar!

winrar

Oh, don't be. Show me and i'll show you my junk. You won't regret it.

Rolling

Be nice. Dubs

Whats it like to realise you are part of the weaker gender

Do it

This

fuck off then, i have better things to do.

WATCH PIC NOW

winrar

Winrar

Let me help you beat you insecurity. Show me your tits and I will send you something back.

R O L L

If I get dubs I veto this

Hang yourself you nigger faggot

agreed

put sharpie in pooper for me, i will do it for you ;D

TRIPS DONT LIE.

There are only 7 planets and I will destroy ur ass

here ill go first
(then op sends nudes)

trips demands win

i want to text with someone

trips winrar

ROLL

so close

TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN!

Okay i'll start. Maybe you change your mind

Want to hook up and watch some child porn?

I own many scented candles

Trips here. Type kill yourself you she devil

rolling

winrar

How do you spell elephant?

Fisting is $20

My dick just died, can I bury it in your pussy?

Dont send nudes. Send me pictures of your cat(s)

I'm texting you to lel

I am james bond. Now like my clit

Dubs

How about we just skipping the bullshit and just telling each other what we want to hear?