Whats wrong with my dick whys the tip red

Whats wrong with my dick whys the tip red

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I want to die

penis =====> vagine

Did you let your dog chew on it?

Draw a single eye on it, and a fin further back

Please

pull the foreskin back

i hope you are fucking bullshitting us OP. >timestamp that shit.

This pic will make yours look like that, only immunity cat can save you

would it hurt if i pulled the foreskin back?

Uhh...

lmao

Looks like it's not attached to your body

Dafuq
Havent seen peninitis for a long time
You have about a year to live ... with your dick
Then it becomes a vagine

Circumcise that shit you savage

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Looks like it might rather. Alternatively, go to A&E and they'll pull it back for you.

They won't be gentle about it though! It's probably best to DIY retraction if you can.

If you can't, I'd see a doc ASAP. Failure to get it dealt with may result in your dick having to get a Jewish haircut.

It would be extremely painful

looks like a trans dick
just cut it off OP you failed as a woman and you fail as a man

for you

What the fuck is going on here. You nasty ass uncut fags are the fucking worst. Go get circumcised and join the master race Captain phimosis

Vasoline man will most likely fix that will take a few day tho

So im actually going to try and help LOL. if you decided to jerk off with soap or something it made the tip dehydrated. I SHIT YOU NOT. it might be painful but jerking off and letting your cum sit on the tip will help. cum is a super lube yo.

Why don't you go back to spitting on your own dick and jerk off to pictures on Facebook

God fucking damn it I am dying here

Why would I need to spit on my dick? You have been miss led my dick cheese filled friend. The cut master race doesn't need lube to jerk off.
And I certainly don't need face book pics to jerk off to, not with your mom blowing me every night.

>he went there

>not with your mom blowing me every night

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Ouch

That's not all that wrong with it

He's gonna need some ointment for that burn

Yup, that's all you cut fags can get, old moms with loose vaginas.

>arguing about having forskin

>loose vaginas

Found the virgin

So you get off by shoving your dick in a dead persons mouth?

OP it seems like you've got something stuck to your foreskin. answer these questions:

can you pull your foreskin right back, past the head and down to the bottom of you penis?

if not, how far can you pull it back?

does mastebation/sex feel normal?

is the red thing a part of your foreskin (is it unattachable?)

click here for info on what it might be. answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090917121743AANkGBA

Please draw a smiley face on it. I need this.

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you fap too much, OP

Who doesn't?

Phimosis

Looks normal to me

Someone forgot to circumcise you.

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underrated post

i think that means you are gay

That's some horrendous phimosis. Motherfucker needed to play with his dick starting 5 years ago

wtf is this ugly shit.. Im glad my foreskin is good looking

holy shit

>my foreskin is good looking
yeah... it's not though

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circumcision is wrong.

epic thread

Kek

>uncircumcised master race

Have fun with your weird dog dicks that no girl wants to suck.

topkek

Lol

holy shit all of my keks

It looks like a joint, try to smoke it

Why does your dick look like it should be attached to a coral reef?

Lel sum1 posted funny and original maymay again, I'm fuggin dyiiiiing