Hey fags

hey fags,
name's Dan. Just here to remind you losers that you guys are all insecure fat, fugly, man children with no lives. You lonely fucktards probably never seen a vagina in real life lmao. Maybe its because no sane girl wants to fuck some racist neckbeard who thinks he was too smart for school despite flunking out and living in their mom's basement. fucking pathetic. While you guys were too busy jerking off to ponies and traps, I was busy fucking the prom queen while being valedictorian and getting admissions from every ivy league university. Do the world a favor and kill yourselves because youre wasting my air.
>pic related its me and my gf

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Anyone who knows how to green text is a Sup Forums fag.

Your're one of us so shut the fuck out and get over it.

You have to 18 to use this site kiddo.

>calls us manchildren
>has a baby face

Shut up with ur big head, big pants ugly mf looking ass

>being this jealous

K

Your trap is fucking anorexic

Get out of here faggotass

I wish i had some money to buy this gorgeous prostitute

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This

samefagging because you cant stand dan the man

At least your not hover handing! Good work

Summer has come

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I would suck your cock if i was her.

>that baby face
>that awkward suit

Have fun getting cucked by your "gf" throughout college. If you're lucky she'll dump you first so she can fuck the muscular tall athletes guilt free.

After you graduate and get a high paying job she'll come crawling back talking about how you're her true love and you'll eat that shit up because you're fucking stupid. She'll refuse to do anything sexually kinky with you because she "tried it once and didn't like it", meanwhile she let ever nigger on a sports team plug any hole they wanted back in college and you're just the chump who gets to pay for her kids and get pathetic duty sex once a month while she gets fatter and fatter.

Just kill yourself now and avoid this whole mess.

>being that mad

You two look like a great couple. Your a good looking lad and she's a pretty Lass. Would anal pound both/10

I'm just trying to help this little dude out. You really think a bitch like that will stick with his scrawny ass through college?

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why not? maybe she isnt shallow like the girl you thought loved you

What's wrong with him? I think he's pretty handsome and she's quite beautiful. Stop being jealous fag!

Nice try OP
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Shes not even that hot, shes got at least a pound of makeup on and that hair has so much work into it
you take away her parents high 6 figure income and she's probably a 5

shes slight above his league but hes not bad looking. he probably has a killer personality unlike your faggot ass

You really think a bitch like that getting all dolled up in a tight ass dress and some big heels won't have every ripped ass frat boy running her down?

OP's only hope is to put on about 30lbs of muscle and join a frat his first year. But he won't because he thinks the attention and success he has now will carry on forever, but it won't.

Dude probably just has rich ass parents and a cool dad who takes him and his gf's out on his boat and the girls just secretly want to fuck the baller dad. Yall are some blind ignorant mother fuckers.

I'd suck his cock.

He has a killer personality until some 24yr old college athlete gets him in a headlock in front of his girl and he has to hold back tears while saying "yea bro we cool. I know you were just messin around"

This little dude is fucked if he doesn't act now.

>>pic related its me and my gf
Common Dan. Tell the other anons the truth.... You call me daddy when I fuck you every night, and a girlfriend? You don't have a girlfriend, but you love my cock regularly.

>being this jealous
of a girl with a little boys body? get that skeleton out of here

Wait a second OP why would you post if your so damn successful in life unless your one of those closet fags who doesn't want to admit that he is sad and alone and some ugly faggot who spends his day collecting nudes from porn threads

I'm not denying that, I'm just saying there's a thousand of her at every single college.
In the past 4 years I've woken up next to enough girls like her to tell which ones were all makeup and which are actually good looking, and personally I think she's all makeup.

With that said, I think this kid is completely out of his league with her and is doomed regardless of what his dad is.