>be britbong
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>start thinking of Muriel from work
>would i like to have a little in out, in out with her
>"scuse me mum. I…I need to have a go"
>head over to the computation machine
>it's off
>"OI, TURN ON! I NEED A WANK"
>it turns on
>search for porn
>blocked
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administrator
>"Ello? Her Majesty's Pornography Administration Centre. Who's this callin'?"
>"Ello. I need a wank something good"
>"Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Pennywood Lane."
>"Alright then. And what time of porn will you be wanting today, Mr. Smith"
>"Cuckold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about to burst"
>"Alright then. One moment please… And you are all set sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted access to cuckold porn."
>"Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
>"God bless her right! Cheerio"
>Race back home before the cuckold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>blood is everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims
Be britbong
This is gold
Bretty good
Plot twist got me something fierce 10/10 should make a book
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Im on mobile, somebody screencap this.
ending ruined it
Stale pasta faggot
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Now that i see this, i wonder how many of the greentexts that i read everyday are just copy/past
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no street has 3242 properties on it in the uk, blatant faslehood right there
stoopid amerifag detected
maximum number of houses on one street would be 500 you silly american
also we probably invented porn
even when it was banned in the 70s my dad was a printer and used to print illegal magazines
Oh bloody hell. Just when you get your pornographical services sorted the Muslims come and spoil it, the ruddy Rotters. It's about time we got this bloomin' sorted!
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>old ass pasta
>no one calls a telephone a tele
>porn isn't blocked
No idea where they come up with this stuff
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another dickhead amerifag who thinks he knows english, we never use ruddy or bloomin these days , this isnt the 1950s
>posts picture of an Irishman
Dis' great can't wait for Series 2.
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reported for being the son of an illegal porn printer. have fun in the pokey faggot.
>>mum is dead
>>beheaded by muslims
who didn't see that coming?
dads dead, plus this was in the 1970s, good luck on getting a conviction you faggot
Check me dubs, mate.