The FIRST NUMBER of your post determines your fortune!

The FIRST NUMBER of your post determines your fortune!
1 - You are a rich man will die happy
2 - Highscholl will be/was hard for you
3 - You are closet homosexual
4 - The next pet you own will love you unconditionally
5 - You wil fall in love, but he/she will die sometime during you life
6 - You are fucking newfag
7 - You will eventually own a Mac
8 - You will be randomly selected to survive nuclear war
9 - Your parents are having sex
0 - roll again

Start rolling, Faggots

I bet i'll get 3

this one looks fine. I bet i'll get 3 D:

Let's see!

roll

Newfags

This is 100% accurate

roool

Wheel of fortune!

Roll

fuck it

i mean i am homosexual, and im open about it, so that was proven false

Rolling for a 6

Roll

nigger

ROLL!

re roll

Roller skates

Roll

Newfags...

Rollin

Oh yes

Too many newfags.. cant even read it says:
>FIRST NUMBER

checkem

...

hokey pokey artichoke

Roll

Role

Calm down

i'm going to combine all 10 to detail the whole timeline of my life

leggi fam

roli

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lazy bastard