The FIRST NUMBER of your post determines your fortune!
1 - You are a rich man will die happy
2 - Highscholl will be/was hard for you
3 - You are closet homosexual
4 - The next pet you own will love you unconditionally
5 - You wil fall in love, but he/she will die sometime during you life
6 - You are fucking newfag
7 - You will eventually own a Mac
8 - You will be randomly selected to survive nuclear war
9 - Your parents are having sex
0 - roll again
Start rolling, Faggots