Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

nig

Claiming Chen.

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I hate fan service in animes, but that's all you guys claim :(

>tfw all decent Shiki figurines are expensive as fuck.
I just want my cheap cute nendoroid, why'd they have to stop making them.

Chen I wasn't just trying to sound cute...

FUCK OFF KONATA

What are you trying to be by being the most retarded user in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.

Claimed

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I declare this superior to everything that will be posted

You'll always have the fan art

Oh.

Hi everyone.


Im still sick.


I keep falling asleep.
How's everyone doing?

Still not a lot compared to the boatsluts or ms. Cashcow.

mornin'

Claiming glorious north korean traffic lady

>Hitagi
What kind of project? Something personal or for work?
What are the plans this week?
I'm doing good, thanks
I'm just really tired from shearing and removing hedge all day
Also, did you find any ohayou's online?

>Hamakaze
Why hide your love?
If I could afford it I'd put my Akiko figurine on a fucking pedestal

Greetings painter friend

*Insert clever way of saying Blair is claimed*

I'm bored af, how's everybody?

Kek

Ayane claimed

Fuck off, you are not pin

Hello.

Merchandise is great

Claimed

You murdered ruri

pins my waifu you dolt

Work, most of my projects are all work related.
Plans this week are staying inside, watching a bunch of anime I have listed and working.
I havn't found an ohayou yet.

What's up

FUCK OFF KONATA

What are you trying to be by being the most retarded user in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.

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fuck off mai

OP is a faggot

yo fuck off he is a pretty good player

mine

At chess at least

Ah, alright. Sleep warm and well when you do, man. Hope you get some good rest.

I'm eagerly awaiting for this week to end.

>Syndra

fag

You should start posting as someone

I don't exactly know who I'm talking to here BUT...

I found this forum in the internet search history after my 11 year old son had been using the computer. I surprised him earlier in the evening when he thought I was out. There was a link to a threads called pics-u-promised-not-to-share and REKT (whatever that means) in the history and there were some pictures in the recycled bin (including this one - I thought maybe somebody would recognize it. I wont post the other pictures of course but lets just say they were quite pornographic in nature). I couldn't get the threads back - all I got is a 404 message. Is there any way I can retrieve these topics? - I want to see what my son has been looking at.

I have been looking around this last couple of hours and doing some research on this Sup Forums Random forum and I'm pretty shocked at what I've been reading. I'm pretty upset and disappointed in the youth and young adults of today to be honest - this stuff can't be good for young minds. My initial reaction was to call the appropriate authorities but then I realized this forum is not exactly a secret.

How am I going to keep my son away from this filth if he's already been tainted by the stench of it? And at such a tender age too. It just makes me angry and sad.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves - that's what I think and I will not apologize for it.

I wish to draft a letter of complaint about this forum (and a few of the other forums here from what I can see). Is there a complaints admin I can contact??

I love unexplained nosebleeda

Rory-sama claimed

kyle

And what is the point of that, anonymous user.

Hello

You're probably dying

I still occasionally wake up with blood soaked pillow.

newfag

Kyle

¿Qué?

Nyanpasu~
Oh nooooo-
Wait, this means no more Crohns.
Yeah, mine happened as I was walking away from a customer having just delivered his meal.
What kid uses the recycle bin anyway? Everyone should know the shift delete by now.

FUCK OFF KONATA

What are you trying to be by being the most retarded user in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.

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Have you tried getting cauterized?

Worked for a couple of months for me but might work better for you.

newfag

FUCK OFF KONATA

What are you trying to be by being the most retarded user in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.

Sauce please

Okay, I see 2 options here.

1:You're a troll, in which case please be quiet.

2: You're legit, in which case let me clarify.

I understand the confusion, but trust me, not all of us here come to this specific forum to look at traps, animal abuse, and stuff like that.

The only reason we are here is for this specific thread, where we can just chat with people and basically have fun, not posting anything disturbing or wrong, except when some jerk comes in here, then you'd see weird or disturbing stuff.

So go ahead and punish your child all you want, it's not my decision to make, but understand that while some of the stuff in this thread CAN BE lewd (pornografic), it's usually not the main focus of the thread.

Just wanted to clear things up.

Also as for complainst, I can't help you there. Just go to the FAQ (frequently asked questions), you might find something there.

Don't respond to copypasta.

Oh shit, you have crohn's disease? That must suck

>People responding to pasta

I don't care.

I'm bored and haven't posted anything.
So please, be quiet.

please tell me this is a 2 part pasta
fucks sakes no one can be this retarded

How are things? Feeling okay lately? Or at least not as bad as other times

What kind of job do you work?
>staying inside, watching a bunch of anime I have listed and working.
Those don't really sound like plans to me, but I don't know how organized you live and I don't ever plan anything myself
>havn't found an ohayou yet.
Then there's probably none out there
I'll add you to the queue. It's a pretty long queue but you're above those who already have an ohayou

>people dodging aram matches because they don't like their pick

Only when it is used well.

>people staying in the front-line as Cassio

I'm an artist.
I'm pretty organized, but only because I like everything to be in place.

I could give you something in return for the ohayou if you'd like.

>being this new

Some people are just dumb

Hello, how are you today?

>Not following up when I dive as Leona

>people playing league

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>people

QOTT: favorite waifu pasta?

>People who think fictional characters will actually love them

This is my first one in 4 months
U wot
Yeah. It does.
Please dont tell me they didnt like Urgot. Urgot OP in ARAM.
It can be done well if Cass is built tanky

Esdeath's rant for sure

>renge

ive been holding all in for so long im done you all think this is a joke just how i would expect people to act all unsympathetic monster no one deserves life we sould all die im at my breaking point i want to die we all want to die we just dont excpect it ill do it ill kill someone you want to see it my family is first my dads a big guy but with a knife i could do it kill them all then the neighbours ill show you the pics i will infact fuck it im going to do it watch me watch me ill post pics unless something happens to me and either i get uressted or shot god i feel so free its all going to be over

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Nice script there bucko

>QUADS

>how do count?

Keep on believing that, delusional fag

Probably not needed then.

lmao now everyone will come in our thread

btw nice script

I thought I fucking got the other, not thumbnail image god dammit

>trying to play a squishy adc with 200 ping against a blitz

>I'm an artist.
A fellow artfag, look at that. What kind of stuff do you do?
>I'm pretty organized
I'm not. I wish I was because I have the short term memory of a goldfish
>something in return for the ohayou if you'd like
No need to. I'm doing them of my own volition, and they're not even that great. I don't ask anything for them

Greetings Fran
Tired but happy. I'll be going back to my own place tomorrow, which is when life will get a lot better for me
>Not following up when I dive as Leona
>Not following up
The pain

>people greentexting what other people do in their time

>this

>checked

No idea, but aram games get dodged all the fucking time

I can't believe he's only 12, kyle :0
4/10 eh
Konata

>Not me

I have this as well
Do you take remicade?

nice quints

aw man where's Rei chan? i need the password for that archive...

FUCK OFF KONATA

What are you trying to be by being the most retarded user in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick.
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting.
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks.
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked.
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement.


this isnt even my final form

You do know that while you call us autistic, we only post images to converse. Meanwhile you're posting so often you don't have time to do LITERALLY ANYTHING but click 'browse,' scroll through a list, find the image you're looking for, select, captcha, upload, repeat.

You are spending these moments of your life doing one of these most mundane and autistic activities imaginable.

You know if you wanted to you could get to know us and talk? But if you choose to live alone, avoid sensible contact with others and spam boards like this, you're most likely the most emotionally depraved, depressed human being on planet Earth.

Please consult a doctor, I'm being serious, get help.

WITNESSED!

>captcha
what are you, poor?

Is a meme because Mikan said "quads" when someone got quints a long time ago

Quinted

Lots of surrealism, darker things.
Though I told an user a few days ago that I'd give something cute a try when I was done with the current piece I'm working on.

Mostly use oil paints and watercolors, but lately I've been messing around with digital.

My main inspirations are Giger, beksinski and barlowe

I normally just paint and draw what I see in my dreams.

So when someone makes a mistake it's one of those horrible forced 'waifu memes'

Diane, Serpent Sin of Envy
Claimed.

I want to stop, but I can't. I think I'm addicted to the salt

user is dead

Hope that gets better, though they are about to try out some new treatments for it. Electrodes on the vagus nerve to regulate the inflammation

Oh, where did you go?

>People not understanding Braum's passive stuns the enemy

Oh, hey Asuka

I FUCKING MEN

yes

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