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Jon popped. RDA vs Eddie is today. Yoanna vs Claudia is Friday. Brock vs Hunt is Saturday. Get goofed.
/heem/ - Call Piana Immediately Edition
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With the luck UFC is having with their main events this year Conor is probably gonna get shot or something on the day of 202
Pianaposting is even worse than schaubposting. I hate you.
Would this Piano guy be a good fighter?
I also have to remind you that everyone itt could heem me.
@arielhelwani 1m ago
Getting word that Hendo has boarded a flight to Vegas.
No.
Taint your supplements to improve your chin to prevent heeming
still forcing this meme eh lad
Seriously, what's Jon Jones' fucking problem?
remember when all those beta faggots had a cry that this douchebag got fired for a day
you poofters revealed your cocksucking level hard that day
What kind of ban is Jones looking at when he tests positive?
you now remember when everyone was booing DC and cheering for Jon at that press conference
Could Pianoman heem everyone itt?
Fucking italy you made me laugh out loud and my gf is sleeping.
false
Can't resist that delicious cocaine
he tested positive already but 2 years
...
His manager said that it would be at a catch-weight if Gus gets the fight.
Worst part is that everybody was ignoring the natty goat's upset of the decade to talk about how unfair that poor kike's treatment was.
No one wants to see him fight like a moron and let DC uppercut him in the clinch for 5 rounds. I'd rather see Chael or Nick Diaz go in there.
He wants to be the Mike Tyson of MMA
DC will be 40 when Jon can fight again....
Based piano and his 8 hour arm routine. WE MUTANTS BRA
He popped for PEDs, not recreational drugs
Seriously weak as piss.
He's already probably the most physically gifted fighter in the UFC in terms of physique alone, and still feels the need to dope (most likely, we don't know all the facts).
Fuck Jon Jones
How long till he ends up in Prison or dead already so we can all forget about what a cunt he is?
Also, I do not have twitter and do not know how it works, if I create an account can I tell Jones what a fucking crackhead cunt he is or what?
Sample from june 16. Why the fuck they waited so long to announce this???
>jon jones drives under the influence, crashes into a woman, breaks her arm, flees the scene
>no one cars
>he tests positive for peds
>no one is his fan anymore
confused black man with the question marks.png
>All these fighters stepping up saying they will take the fight
>Spamming Dana saying give me the fight
>Dana is just frowning, arms folding, saying "NUH! it's CANCELED! >:(!"
What actual reason(s) do the UFC have for not letting someone step in to save this fight?
Why just fucking kill the fight and skip to the next one?
they're both still suspended for a few more weeks though
he was a better and more interesting fighter before he stopped partying and training seriously
he has only finished old has beens since he stopped partyinh
So bad environment?
Mad niggerish.
Based Gus
Gus very nearly finished DC.
Pretty sure neither of them are eligible to fight, both those fights are retarded for DC anyway, easy wins
We're not not his fans cause he tested postive for peds, dummy. We're not his fans anymore cause he got a huge fight canceled and because this is like his 5th offense.
lol
give it to frank mir before he leaves
Niggers gonna nig
Trying to save DC JJ in case the B sample is clean.
Uh actually Dana said he wants to find an opponent for DC in the press conference.
It's not an instant process and they probably wanted to make absolute sure before they just casually annihilated one of the biggest UFC cards ever.
Speak for yourself, or ideally don't speak to the tripcunt.
I feel like he thinks he's invincible.
Maybe (depending on when he took it) he just shat his pants about regaining the title after the hiatus. Or he might have shat his pants after the OSP fight when he fought like dogshit and thought he needed something extra.
Who knows it could have just been something innocuous (or """""innocuous"""""").
Exactly what does the UFC lose by just paying $10k to Dada to show?
All of its remaining credibility
PPV buys
As opposed to having DC fight no one?
Is he the whatever it takes guy?
DC Vs anyone else wont help PPV sales
THE fight was DC V Bones
At least we know Brock is the natty goat
>he seriously thinks DC is selling any buys by himself
192 did horribly
>Camera man has to be there for 8 hours
>Sun is in the same position the entire time
>Same people in the background walking around for 8 hours
They would literally lose Dada's life. He wouldnt come back from the dead this time if he fought DC or any fighter who isnt shit.
>friendly reminder that all UFC fighters are on PEDs
wtf i want to see gus vs. DC now
please god let it happen
reminder this is the 3rd major ppv jones has pulled out of
>usada exception
Daily reminder that Dada beat Kimbo
Mighty Mouse will be the undisputed P4P #1 next week
he's american, he's athletic, and he's black, he's learned from a young age that the rules dont apply to him, so he does whatever the fuck he wants
Literally already happened
>mfw Gus becomes champ
If only he'd pulled out of your mother.
yes but he maybe know now what to do against DC
he's closeted
he unironically took the red pill
he's a shit person in general
probably atheist
he was tested 5 times already m8
dumb question but is the Brock Lesnar fight just a fucking meme fight? how is this shitter headlining the biggest PPV event for UFC history
and still no one will care about him
So he's lost the belt for two years
Does that mean all the previous wins are nullifed?
still got exception to cycle off
holy shit
robbie lawler might make it to #3 p4p.....
How long until my cunt takes him out?
because it's a meme ppv
You know how, multiple mis-managements and fuck ups have led to this. It was never intended to be the main event but here we are.
WHY JONES WHY REEEEEEEEEEEE
Brock Lesnar is a legit beast who already headlined UFC 100. Plans are already in place to bring him back for UFC 300.
because conrad's pussy got sore and he missed a flight
>Gus wins and training camps get exposed as a meme
Samples take a while to process, when they find a positive, they have to test it over and over to make sure they got it right and to figure out precisely what was taken.
Lawler is the most exciting fighter in the UFC
I pray every night for mcfucknugget vs Lawler, it would be an absolute fucking horror show
>mfw BASED HUNTO gets to KO a mandrama fag and walk off victorious in the main event of UFC 200
i'm happy for him
Gus deserves that fight, he deserves all the fights
>lost to johny hendricks
>lost to carlos condit
Claudia will get this
Enemies of Dana/Fertittas bribe USADA goofs to release this at the worst possible moment for maximum damage.
>Mighty Mouse ahead of Cruz
>Cruz BEAT Mighty Mouse
The fuck kind of sense does that makes
Pray for Daniel
expected a better bunda desu
>UFC 200 ruined thanks to Jones
lads
who won the lipsync challenge?
>there are """""""""""""posters""""""""""""" in this thread who think that that fat cunt Hunt can defend the takedowns of a former UFC heavyweight champ division 1 wrestler with over three hundred wins
He's gonna eat the pavement all night long.
I'm legit gonna lose my shit if Hunto does a walk off KO.
lol fuck off cunt
Mate, he's gonna get a fight against Cormier either way, he's a top contender
Would rather him get the fight when he's prepared - other than the money bonus. If he loses at UFC two hunnit because he wasn't prepared, I can't see him getting a title shot against DC anytime soon, if ever.
I want lawler to defend 5 times, whether it's by maia replacing an injured wonderboy, or him beating wonderboy, i want the 5 title defenses for robbie, so he can match up to hughes and miletich, his mentors.
And yes, we need to see if he can up the horror show, just something really fucking wrong, him ground and pounding and finishing a opponent with a full mounted rape choke with one hand and assault with other while staring at GSP outside the cage and not even acknowledging the ref/opponent
he has that thousand-yard stare
>Wake up
>Remember UFC200 is few days ahead
>Check betting site to see odds for DC vs John
>Don't see the fight in the list
>Check MMA news
JUST
Hunt will be waiting for him to go for a take down and will uppercut him when he goes for it.
walk off KO
fight cain on 203 so they have 3 huge HW fights, invite JDS. super HW jamboree to end the year and keep progressing the division