ITT: we (somewhat poorly) describe anime in 2 sentences and other people guess

ITT: we (somewhat poorly) describe anime in 2 sentences and other people guess.

I'll Start

>Clothes are evil
>Don't lose your way

littl boy works at his grandpas bar.
little boy gets an ice cream from a grown up man

Oda Nobunaga is a woman
Loli Ninja Girl

Kill la Kill?

Ding ding

Next up:

>I'm an exorcist
>But I'm a demon

Blue exorcist.
Come on user

>seriously amazingly obnoxious

>I hate exorcists
>I'm fathering the messiah

>I'm a God
>a poorly known one

Bump

Kannagi?

It's the future
Shits fucked but fancy guns

No wait it must be Norugami
though both would technically fit

Trigun? Really that's a little too vague, that could be so many anime.

>monsters
>death results in egg

Bored as fuck.
No respect.

This is the only one so far that I'm stumped on.

...

What is Digimon?

Baka no Test or maybe Gintama?

Nope, I'll give you another clue:
Criminals are the police

Boku no piko

Sounds like maybe Psycho Pass but I've not seen that, only heard about it so I don't actually know.

>bald
>OP

Ding ding ding we have a winner! And you should see it if you can, it's hard to get a hold of if you don't have Netflix but it's good.

I've been answering a bunch of these but nobody has even guessed at mine. Is it too hard?

>About a detective
>Detective is a 17 year little boy

Win

Detective Conan. Come on guys these are pretty easy.

I only need one sentence

>JUSTICE IS A MIRACLE

d. grey man?

Twin Star Exorcists or whatever. God that show is terrible.

>main character is literally raped by a nigger
>angst

Nah, earlier user got it. BRUE EXORCISTU

>two children look at each other
>they proceed to throw oddly colored balls at each other

Okay I'll do another one since nobody can guess my first one.
> Small isolated village
> Vampires take over but in the end are killed off.

pokeman

>you died
>feels

>About autistic goku rip-off

>trying to save his country and boyfriend, whose the equivalent of a nigger

Shiki

shiki, what was the first one?
angel beats?

yep

Dang, you got it. (AB). Next one:
>Happy people are liars
>helping others but can't help myself

It was The Ambition of Oda Nobuna
I was the second reply and most of the answers so far.

Propane
Propane accessories

Here's a good one
>Lives in the jungle with his mom
> His friend is a weird girl who can eat anything

Anybody who hasn't seen this one should btw. It's a real sleeper hit. Super underrated.

>I have gained eternal youth
>I shall master all the creatures on this world

pokeman again?

Family guy

>5 guys in a high school full of girls
>end up being tortured throughout the entire series

>hollow earth
>Steven Universe ripoff

Oh I saw that anime, friend recommended it to me. Fucking hated it, I forget the name but holy shit it was fucking retarded. Fuck you Hiper

At least try. Prison School.

Corey.
Is in the house.

That was it. They should show that to terrorists they are trying to torture. It's worse than waterboarding.

>you died
>start again at save point

Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dou Kangaetemo Omaera ga Warui!?

>.

>three girls, two other girls, other useless characters
>WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>she a girl
>OH SHIT THAT NOT A GIRL

Watashi wa, ningen

>get kidnapped
>become a lawyer

>highschool boy atempts world domination
>ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!

Ya got it ! Never seen that anime you're talking about. Is it any good?

Boku no Pico again
Nichijou?

>Be half dog demon
>Ay bitch, you remind me of my ex

any trap anime

Steins gate?

Arr hair ruroush!

RE:ZERO STARTING LIFE IN ANOTHER WORLD FROM ZERO. BEST ANIME OF THE SEASOOONNN

deathnote? though i dont know about that second sentence

woop, nichijou it was, good job

I don't know

>bisexual British man is ambitious
>Ruins everything for 130 years

Nope

>gender isn't a thing

Zis

Inuyasha. Nigga are you even trying?

>black kid
>he's in the house

>girls talk about food
>more girls join

>time for highschool
>oh shit its a murder

dangling grandpa

school days

good luck.

lucky star

>be monkey alien
>Temper tantrums give you the power of instant hair dye

Black lagoon?

What is it?

>Shit, trapped in game world!
>SHIT, IT AIN'T THE WORLD THE GAME WAS IN

>Parents are murdered
>gets sexy demon butler

Haré+Guu mother fuckers
ITT: Casual faggots who ain't seen but a few anime that weren't shown on Netflix or Adult Swim.

>life sucks
>Then you die, bang.

"Draggin ma balls, see?"?

>a group of brothers are virgin neets
>that never changes

dbz

black butler
i hated that show so much

SPACE POLITICS THE ANIME

Code Geass

>he has to go fast
>fucks up walking mushrooms.

no, but i'm gonna watch it now that you mentioned it.