How many of you guys pretend to be drunk just to get nudes. Fucking works 10/10. Dubs decides what I say also

How many of you guys pretend to be drunk just to get nudes. Fucking works 10/10. Dubs decides what I say also.

Shit I got dubs I don't count. Moving on

Brb need to go drive to get more booze

Kek that'd make her mad.

If u got dubs

Bump to keep alive

had like 3 Mike's Hard Limeades, sooooo drunk sexy lady

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once i got my dick stuck in a can of coke and i tried to pull it out real fast but motherfucker wouldn't you believe it, the sharp insides of the can tore my dick to shreds. luckily i had a bottle of elmer's glue handy so i fixed that shit right up. anyways the point of my story is that if you're going to stick your dick in soda cans then you should probably at least file down the insides so they're not so sharp or whatever. but enough about me, how u doin babe???

top win

Roll

Rollerino

Reroll also check em

if I had a dollar for every time I nutted to a picture of you, i could afford to treat you to a fancy dinner. but i don't, so what do you say we go grab some taco bell (you drive obv), then watch zootopia (got it on blu ray/dvd) and maybe some over the pants stuff?

>user drinks mike's hard lemonade
>three gets him drunk

For fuck's sake

samefag

ROLL

(Not me)

I kekd at that one (op)

bumpin dis thread man

dubs get

See what you get faggot

W I N R A R
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Shit lol

Winrar deliver op

OP confirmed retard /thread

"had like 3"
aka. had more than 3.
You should know this, kid.

Post tits OP, don't be a faggot

i've used this on tinder, it's got a 2/86 success rate haha.

SHIIIIEEEEEETTTT

I'm working on getting the tits homie

Don't worry gotchu covered

Patiently_waiting.jpg

then why don't you just pretend you are sucking me off and send a pic?

*rawr* ;333

Bump

alright, then give me something to work with, quick tit pick for ya boy?

where d fucking tits at fuck u faggot, what do you think we are? we want tits more than you do

Can you dress up like a man when we fuck?

The only time I pretend to count is immediately proceeded by the officer asking 'How many have you had to drink tonight?'

what do you don't know is that i had a drink for every minute that past without seeing your tits. let me see before i end up drinking bleach next to me

rerolll

I'll pay u to put ur tongue deep in my hairy asshole

This...?

send nudes or i cut myself

Fuck niggers

Buttered Rolls

I'm gonna fuck that throat of yours so hard you'll squirt out every hole

Make america great by showing me ur tits bby

this

Winrar

Wins

Show me ur tits quick my mom says im a faggot

Aw shit op

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This

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WINRAR

Jk I'd rather be the one doing the sucking

op you have a curfew? How old are you?

This

kappa

Op you better deliver I didn't get dubs for nothing

This, except say, Make my dick great again.

This aint twitch you fucking faggot

>I didn't get dubs
Accurate

>curfew
What?

peepee poopoo
op has curfew

Winrar

Lol op.
3 mikes lemonades and she fell for that.
Tldr.
Drunk text retarded girls to get nudes.

Please peg me, I'll provide the strapon if you want me to, but I want you to ram a 10 inch plastic cock up my ass. Split my sphincter.

Shove your fist in your asshole for me baby

Kill a nigger with me

Use the curfew for needing tits

"Well since I can't get out tonight lemme see those tits so I can dream about them"

this

No, this.

Micharljacksonthisisit

Shit just puked on my cock while I was jerkin it fuck fuck fuck

Both these

Send me your tits before I come to fucking rape you

OP been gone a long time. probably trollin to see how long we'll stay in this thread...OP is winning...

Winrar

I WIN FAGGOTS

come over so i can suck a shit outta ur asshole ;))

OP not delivering?

bump

I'm gonna berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

Say "I don't give a shit about curfews. Let's go to Taco Bell and jack me off in the bathroom"

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