Hey Sup Forums. I'm the user that ordered the escort two hours ago. Here's what happened:
>Be me, virgin >Horny and pissed off at my virgin status >Order girl >Checkout motel >Start having thoughts on getting busted >Still do it anyway >Five minutes in my room >Second thoughts get stronger >Look outside window >See some people out there >Oh shit! What of they find out and tell the guys at front? >What if cops breakdown my door? >Start sweating like I have a fever >Four minutes until appointment >Text gril I wanna bail >Finally start gathering courage to go with the sex >Replies ok then >I text and call for to comeback >Blocks me >Lay there and just think about I was so close to intercourse >Grab my trojan condoms >Use them and start thrusting my dick between the mattress and bed >Came but sad I didn't get the real deal
Thoughts Sup Forums?
Dylan Scott
Pic related. It's her
Jace Kelly
You dun goofed
Cooper Wood
awkwardness, disappointment, self loathing...
sounds like 99% of the population's experience regarding losing their virginities..
pretty surr you did it right. don't trip.
Sebastian Rodriguez
Not the end of the world. Remember this and don't be a part next time. Live and learn. It's what makes you a strong person
Jackson Turner
how the fuck?
Hudson Hall
jesus..that ass looks disgusting...
Levi Butler
Fag
Liam Reed
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Ian Wilson
Just try again man, you know what happened this time, just don't do it next time
Caleb Ortiz
HahahahahaHahahahaha sorry I laughed op.
Logan Turner
thats good advice good sir o_g on the no shit Shurlock scale
Lucas Harris
Just try again later. Just understand one thing with ordering an escort, they NEVER look the same as they do in their pictures. They always look 2 points less attractive, that is if it actually is them in the picture.
PS. Always order an outcall. Never go to them. Cops are much less likely to set up stings for outcalls.
Colton Perez
I did reverse Google search and only found results from the city, so I came to conclusion that she was real. I wasn't afraid of sting operations, i was afraid the employees and other folks would catch on call the cops.
Tyler Hall
As long as you guys dont cause any problems, i dont see why they would care enough to call the cops. People meet hookers at hotels/motels all the time.
Andrew Brown
>people meet hookers at hotels/motels all the time
Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room, You can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room. Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room, You can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room. We at the hotel, motel, holiday inn. We at the hotel, motel, holiday inn. We at the hotel, motel, holiday inn. We at the hotel, motel, holiday inn.
Mason Brown
Not for me. I just played it cool like I knew what I was doing and got to fuck.
Tyler Long
It was a nasty cheap motel. Cigarette butts all over the floor, trash under the bed, bathroom door broken off and laid at the side, AC was shit and the room was like a sauna.
Luke Jenkins
Or record it. Then its porn and perfectly legal. I love loopholes.
Joshua White
smoke weed, it makes you a better person
>dont say no, you just tried to fuck a whore
Charles Scott
holy shit is this true? imma own a rental porn star company