Hey Sup Forums. I'm the user that ordered the escort two hours ago. Here's what happened:

Hey Sup Forums. I'm the user that ordered the escort two hours ago. Here's what happened:

>Be me, virgin
>Horny and pissed off at my virgin status
>Order girl
>Checkout motel
>Start having thoughts on getting busted
>Still do it anyway
>Five minutes in my room
>Second thoughts get stronger
>Look outside window
>See some people out there
>Oh shit! What of they find out and tell the guys at front?
>What if cops breakdown my door?
>Start sweating like I have a fever
>Four minutes until appointment
>Text gril I wanna bail
>Finally start gathering courage to go with the sex
>Replies ok then
>I text and call for to comeback
>Blocks me
>Lay there and just think about I was so close to intercourse
>Grab my trojan condoms
>Use them and start thrusting my dick between the mattress and bed
>Came but sad I didn't get the real deal

Thoughts Sup Forums?

Pic related. It's her

You dun goofed

awkwardness, disappointment, self loathing...

sounds like 99% of the population's experience regarding losing their virginities..

pretty surr you did it right. don't trip.

Not the end of the world. Remember this and don't be a part next time. Live and learn. It's what makes you a strong person

how the fuck?

jesus..that ass looks disgusting...

Fag

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don't give up good sir you'll get a girl

Just try again man, you know what happened this time, just don't do it next time

HahahahahaHahahahaha sorry I laughed op.

thats good advice good sir o_g on the no shit Shurlock scale

Just try again later. Just understand one thing with ordering an escort, they NEVER look the same as they do in their pictures. They always look 2 points less attractive, that is if it actually is them in the picture.

PS. Always order an outcall. Never go to them. Cops are much less likely to set up stings for outcalls.

I did reverse Google search and only found results from the city, so I came to conclusion that she was real. I wasn't afraid of sting operations, i was afraid the employees and other folks would catch on call the cops.

As long as you guys dont cause any problems, i dont see why they would care enough to call the cops. People meet hookers at hotels/motels all the time.

>people meet hookers at hotels/motels all the time

Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room,
You can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room.
Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room,
You can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room.
We at the hotel, motel, holiday inn.
We at the hotel, motel, holiday inn.
We at the hotel, motel, holiday inn.
We at the hotel, motel, holiday inn.

Not for me. I just played it cool like I knew what I was doing and got to fuck.

It was a nasty cheap motel. Cigarette butts all over the floor, trash under the bed, bathroom door broken off and laid at the side, AC was shit and the room was like a sauna.

Or record it. Then its porn and perfectly legal. I love loopholes.

smoke weed, it makes you a better person

>dont say no, you just tried to fuck a whore

holy shit is this true? imma own a rental porn star company