When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

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Does my sock count? If not then never

Last Thursday. But it feels like forever

3 1/2 years ago

does a bj count? than if so 5 hours ago!

she got me off fast, like 7 min, normally it's like 15-20 lol

two weeks agao, it was all right

Well I'm married so....I've had sex twice in the last 18 months lololol

December 30th 2015

Never. FML

im a complete virgin

>Last Thursday. But it feels like forever

>3 1/2 years ago

these 2 comments following eachother made me lmao

Haha. OP you so funny.

4 hours ago get on my level faggots wew

yesterday

Six months feels like forever! I could easily con the pants off a number of people but I have high standards.

June, a couple weeks after I got snipped if I recall.

couple weeks ago

Two months ago. Probably won't have again until august.

/thread

LIAR

Last night.

...

Approximately 19 years and 9 months ago. I'm 19.

Married and quite possibly a month or two ago. In fact, probably gonna jerk it in about 5 minutes.

sometime in march
i was hooking up with a fat chick after me and my ex fiance broke things off for a little while
i feel gross about it now

Little less than a week ago, I don't enjoy sex though, just do it to keep the girl I'm seeing from leaving me because I'm hopeless without someone to lean on/cuddle at night.

last night, feels good to be able to say that

Last time I contacted a vagina was my birth.

February 2012

It'll be 4 years in September.... fuck

2 months ago in early May

I did something very similar user. That feeling doesn't go away.
>the fatrolls
>the smell
>the sound of my bed begging to be put out of its misery from being clearly under more weight than it's capable

Few hours ago

Different girl today

30 minutes ago.

About two years

she smelled alright
what bothered me the most is how difficult it was to find her vagina
she literally had to lift up a tuft of fat for me to get to it

June 4th. Feels like an eternity.

6 years

2015

Bout 2 months ago. Banged my crush from high school. Stuck it in her ass. Wasn't as satisfying as I had pictured all those years.

1 year 3 months

July 4th was two days ago...

Around this time of year in 2003.

>FML

I had to resort to doggie. She was so much bigger than me that missionary wasn't possible.

∞

June 4th, not July. Nice trips btw

6 hours ago. for the first time

2 years fuxkkkkk

3 days ago

when i showed my girl this video youtube.com/watch?v=7kmbnDSW91c

3 years and I am horny as fuck

Been like 2 months. Longest dry spell in years. Started as a self control thing (stopped having sex, drinking, smoking) but now it feels like I lost my mojo.

similar except it was about 9 and a half months ago. also wasnt anal

Fall of 2014. I missed wizard status by 9 months. Thank fucking god.

Skipped last night because it was 2am and had to get up at 7am, but 3 night in a row previously. My wife is insatiable.

November, got an HIV scare few months later, too afriad to jump back in

2 years ago, only ever been with one girl and have had surgery on muh dick since then so I would rather like to try it out.

2 hours ago but she was fat

literally as i type this shit out.

>does a bj count?

Obviously not faggot

This morning, well it's almost 1am actually.

So yesterday morning.

wtf you're getting cucked

Being this excited about a blowjob on an anonymous forum

over half a year ago
was the best one i had yet to be honest

no idea when i'll have sex again cause i'm not that ons type of guy

2 weeks ago
bretty good
also down for round 2 tomorrow
woo

last summer

Literally about 2 minutes ago

Last... Friday? Slam piece when out of town on for a couple days over the weekend. I'm seeing her tomorrow. So, it will be six days including Friday.

When I was 27.
Turning 40 next week. Haven't even cared enough to speak to another woman (aside from ordering coffee) in the 8 years.

two weekends ago, no complaints

1 1/2 years ago

Last summer
She was 16 I was 18.
Was so ca$h

like 3 years a go

cant remember, maybe a week or two. but my gf is coming over tomorrow and we both know we're gonna fuck

6 years and counting...

>13 years

I'd bet half the /btards on here weren't even alive the last time you had teh sexo.

last thursday i believe

Late May then gf broke up with me to focus on her emotionally taxing job. Fuck poor people.

Couple decades ago when I took my vow of celibacy and chastity for the Church.

prostitutes count? If so, last week. If not, 2009.

Depends. Does getting fucked by my dog count?

The only sex I've ever had, but I can get it whenevs so, yeah.

femanon here. almost a month ago because my boyfriend rarely fucks me. he says it makes him sad, but about once a month he'll get duper horny and break down and fuck me and last about 45 seconds. I really need a good fucking. someone. help.

3 years :(

I'm Virgin

>posting on pedo site
Checks out, carry on father.

Monday evening

Over the holiday weekend motherfucker.

So far all I see is a bunch of beta ass faggots in this thread.

What in fuck do you think you're doing on this site?

You can lie to me, & yourself, but you can't lie to God.

It is not good to lie.

there are no women on the internet

craigslist

Last Wednesday

like 6 months ago, bitch gave me herpes.

>tits
>timestamp
>sharpie in pooper

---------------->or GTFO

Just do what this user does. Get a dog. Keep it on the dl.

Like a year ago. Fucked a stripper in the back room at the strip club.

2 days ago with my ex. It was nice.

I have never seen any illegal content the few times I have come here to help counsel those lost souls I've been shown here that the Heavenly Father lead me to.
Tonight is one of those nights again.

A really long time ago.

See for why I come here.

Im having sex right now