Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
Little early, eh m8?
You draw the pic?
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they have the same creator
I meant I would 'fight' you. Id win, but then we would both win.
Rory-sama claimed
>claimed
Hai, wakarimasu
Rikka as a bespectacled beauty was almost too much for me.
>is she really that squishy
I feel as though I need a donut at this very moment.
>Go out and by a tire inflator
>Don't notice the only power source it uses is the 12 volt lighter slots
>Mfw motorcycle
I guess it's time to install one...
A few months ago I promised to ship corn dogs for Christmas to a waifu, but I don't remember who
Can someone tell me who it was?
mfw forgot to link post
oh well, figure it out
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Hidden lurking claim
youtube.com
This song has me rolling every time.
I dunno but u can ship me some
>claim
(Chuuni)
>this gif kills the Amatsu with cuteness
>claiming
So many rules, today.
Lauren Faust (the creator of MLP)'s husband created the power puff girls
It seems forgettable, something you'd rent at Blockbuster (If you can even find one) and forget to take back. I hear you but eh that's not me, fine being outside the limelight.
1v1 me with Genji bro.
>Amatsu! Amatsu! Amatsuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Kek, really? How much was it?
>Best idol claimed
>Amatsu in that sweater
Hngg...
Cousin like sister did. She said "I'm drawing shinoa for you now k?"
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Cause it's TEXAS!! We also have this place called texas roadhouse with amazing rolls and sweet butter
>Nibu sugiru no yo tensai tekida wa hontou
You're welcome :3
Lmao I sing the first part when it comes on
animated* I believe. Any why would your parents have that knowledge.
i think they just think it's a show for kids/grills.
I would just watch it off your tablet with headphones if you must.
I wish I had more of her in glasses it makes my heart stop. Go, go eat one and share it with me please
Like a dollar, she wrote John senpai on it, it made me die, my best friend got his name on her other cheek so we were both taking over her face
God damn it I will revive you!
Id reck you with genji
Texas Roadhouse was started in Indiana.
This gwan be good. Currently watching.
Wow Shinoa's really good at guessing. What's crackin?
What...what is it?
I'd reck you as Bastion!
Bring it on mothafucka!
I said her husband created it but I worded it weird.
I don't really want to watch it that bad I just thought it was cool that it was on TV.
Claimed.
I'm going to roll to claim Rory's pantsu and get Karen lewd
Leave a mark. Lasts forever. Rick & Morty. Season 3.
I miss when boomerang was a good channel. CN fucked it up with shitty remakes and all that jazz.
Now where am I going to get my Top Cat and Pink Panther fix?
boobs the bats mine
>takes revival pills
Just a prank bro, I used the pills that fakes my death :^)
Isn't she a beauty~
>Heroes never die.. For a price
It's fucking pouring rain, yet I'm still going for my run. Bye.
It's very short, enjoy.
Or you could use a car? Theres one under the seat of some newer bikes.
These pantsu?
I 2nd this
>Rolling
Lemme be happy about Texas
It's where maki's anime is from. This is one of their many songs
>good at guessing
Holstaur said the same thing
Claiming best girlie!
I could, but I plan on keeping this thing in my bag when I'm out for rides, as well as a pair of jump cables. I'm running into more and more people that have dead batteries.
>Not like I ever have anything else in my bag
they will be mine
you better back the fuck up
before you get smacked the fuck up
W...whar price is that??
I'm still waiting for that folder
Tenryuu claimed
>tfw your project works
>tfw it nukes itself after you put in VLANs
>tfw your project is basically back at 0
kagami claimed!!!
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Ohayo qt.
>rollerino
mega.nz
Enjoy all my RAM killing I went through for this.
>There's about 900 repeats though, but I can't be damned to remove them manually.
You tell me
lewd
It's good to see you again, Shinoa-bro. And your dance.
Shinoa guessed I would thread reply today? She'd have to be some sort of oracle, because I didn't think about it until just now.
I'm doing well, thank you. I just finished up on a good read, and wanted an intermissioni before starting another book. How are you faring?
I'd Ryūjin no ken o kurae! the fuck out of both of you.
That place sounds familiar even though I'm sure it's not here.
>Chikadzuita ashioto kimi nara ii no ni
You should know the rest, if not I'm disappointed.
Haha, that's pretty sweet. A dollar isn't so bad for that entertainment either.
Is that the slogan or something? Gah every mention of that gets me hyped. If that's not the slogan then yes, it may feel nice having a impact on history.
Wew, had me for a second there Boss!
hello!
s-stop calling me that!!!
Hai
Oh. I see. I'll have to give it a listen in closed quarters one day then, if it's that catchy. I don't know who that is.
Uh......I..youre confusing me
Oh no no I didnt think so and she was pretty cool too so it was totally worth it
>Challenging a god
You're gutsy, I'll give you that
Bitch pls just try and touch me
Ladies, theres no need to fight
>keep fighting
>itll get hot
Jumper cables for bikes are a BAD idea. If you jump from a car, you can easily short the bike. If you jump from a bike, you can kill your own battery. Jumpstarting is easier and safer. Bad for the gears, but its the safest option.
Claimed UMARU BB
Here's a real dick
>rollerino
So how goes it once again?
lmao
We could all be enjoying some Rory lewds but this nigga wanna catch these hands, I like me some kurumi but I cannot resist a challenge
it's going good!, i think im about to go to bed though!!
Would a quick jumpstart from my bike really kill it's battery that fast? I do keep it fairly fully charged...
I bet you don't even know about the animation cancelling attack. Step up your game boi.
Do you remember her username?
Banned in 3
2
1
Lol wrong board, post dicks m8
>last chance rollerino
Alrighty then. Goodnight. See ya tomorrow.
Kys
>Banned for porn
Thats the day I die.
Listen to our Pink Goddess and contain your mammaries.
Being a god can't save you
I'll have Rory's pantsu if it's the last thing i do
If you want to live longer then don't go to Sup Forums lol
A tired moka is claimed
8 hours overtime this week
A garenteed 4 next week
Whats everyone else up to
Thank you!
You're the best~
Don't worry about me, Boss
Never!
Sorry
w-what!! im not going to bed right now!! lol
I'm not sure what it is, but my body is ready.
youtu.be
Wouldn't put it past her.
Right into the book thing, huh? What was it you were reading?
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It's best Dance! How was the party where you, from /lit/, got... lit?
Never known till you check out
I think this is the part they say "a-re?" Or something
Turn this down for reasons lol
youtu.be
Laying in bed
Shiina Mashiro ~~
Nigga any genji players know that
Yes my son, heed my words
Hell awaits for you, dear child, you'll soon regret challenging a god
Dreading over sleeping early for tomorow
You are now my little qt. Go sleep. Off you go.
>roll then
I'll take some Karen lewds in the next thread she's in
and nobody can deny me this right
not even Dio
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Depends on the age of the battery, size, voltage and resistance.
Why not do both?
Keep fighting!
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After all i did roll quads just now
>turn down for what
I'm gonna play that in the office at work. Loud. On repeat. And then hide my phone. And then leave.
I suppose you're right, am in of an itch for a fight
i'll take three dubs
DOES IT COUNT
O SHIT
you're right...i should!
good night everyone!!! sleep tight and sweet dreams, i hope you guys have a good day tomorrow!
It's fairly new considering it's a 2015 bike. Also believe it's a 12 volt.
aren't we arrogant
Hey friend. Could I trouble you to check your steam?
But if something happens to you who's going to bring down Cipher?
Jermaine's voice is wonderful. What was your favorite episode?
You have a point there.
Uh nah m8, you're kinda off. At least you know the song, right?
>Doubt
Nicolesalera is her name
Goodnight purple haired friend!
If I go down, another will take my place
I'm passing the torch to you, I'm tired of fighting
Goodnight lewd one
Oh you
Sup milinda
The roll and sweet butter. Gotta get some
Uhhhh yeah...
Go ahead, make my day
Boy..
all your panties are mine
The newer batteries might be good for jumping other bikes. Cars are a bit more of a problem, a lot of them are 24 volt. You should just tell them to get a trickle charger or use moar power.