You think your life sucks?
>be me
>virgin and 29 yo
>parents let me stay with them but charge me
>not for rent
>for their love
>can't afford to pay this month's love
>kicked out and forced to go homeless
>end up sleeping on bench
>lose job because i didn't come in
>all i have is a phone to my name and a few bucks
>live off cheap fastfood
>sitting on bench when qt sits next to me
>strike up conversation
>she can tell im homeless due to my stench and tattered clothes
>she still talks to me anyway
>asks me if i want to stay with her till i get on my feet
cont?
You think your life sucks?
cont pls op
Just tell us
i never thought my life sucked. got laid at 16 and became chad status at around 17. i was blessed.
Then what the fuck are you doing here
OP dont be max fag
fucking post the rest
bumping, I want to hear the rest of this story
Yea cont
>Chad is not a status to be aspired to friendo
Why do people ask if they need to continue? Just fucking post
mommyabusiveincest dood from the other thread
This
Says the fat keyboard warrior, virgin, pony lover
lel i'm literally none of those things and I say again, Chad is not to be emulated.
1) his name is Chad
2) he pops his collar like a 2006 fuckboi
3) he votes for Trump
4) did I mention his name is Chad?
lol whats wrong with trump faggot
continue
>3) he votes for Trump
Spotted the butthurt leftist.
It's been 30 minutes. OP is kill
>whats wrong with trump faggot
Oh, Chad... If you have to ask then you're probably beyond hope.
somuchhairgel.jpg
he's an unqualified bigot
FUCKING CONTINUE
>spotted the guy with only a high school diploma
and Hillary is a criminal liar. our best bet is Trump, Bernie was a huge faggot.
off this board pls
>implying i have even that
And i'm not even voting trump.
>he's an unqualified bigot
I get the feeling i already know the answer, but let's hear it, who are you voting for?
If you dont end up fucking the shit out of this girl, get out of my Sup Forums.
...
>waiting for op to continue
>only posts are faggots and chad
OH ho ho. What a real free thinker we have over here.
I tip my fedora to you, you pseudo-intellectual faggot.
>cont?
I hate this shit. The answer is always yes, regardless how shit it is.
OP HERE
Sorry, shit came up will cont.
goodbye thread
>Obviously say yes because i'm homeless and i want some ass
>go over to her apartment
>its a fucking mess
>there are literally bras everywhere
>i didn't complain
>found it strange because she had a lot of gaming consoles and general tomboy shit
>she likes games too
>she's a keeper
>"y-you like games?"
>she laughs and says
>"Oh those? Haha those are my boyfriend's"
>feel bad but at least I have a place to stay
>she says her boyfriends at work and I can crash on the couch
>couch looks fucking uncomfortable
>the bench was probably more comfy
>tells me about her boyfriend like the beta i am
>this guy sounds like a chad
>asks me why i'm homeless
>make up some bs story about dead parents
>she buys it
>was hoping for a support hug
>she never gave me one
>finally her bf comes home
cont
bumpin for more
Keep this shit alive while i type
Bump
"To be clear, this is not to suggest that in similar circumstances, a person who engaged in this activity would face no consequences. To the contrary, those individuals are often subject to security or administrative sanctions. But that is not what we are deciding now." - James B. Comey, FBI Director
This is criminal. He is saying that there is not equal treatment in this case.
twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/688917116314120192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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fucking PAGE 8 OP U TOOK LIKE 10 YEARS FUCKING TYPE FAster
Bump
OP has returned
Bump
You are a fucking idiot, I didn't read it yet but if you are going to write a greentext, write it in one reply you dumb cunt.
You mean write the shit up in a text file and copy paste, LIKE A REAL GREEN TEXT
>became Chad status
>chad returns home
>looks me in my eye
>he starts screaming
>"WHO THE FUCK IS THIS LIZ?"
>silent because awkward as fuck
>shes screaming too trying to explain
>chad comes at me and punches me in the face
>hurts way too much
>fall in tears
>he leaves angry
>qt is crying
>decide to fucking leave
>shes crying in the other room so i take chad's consoles and book it
>sell them at gamestop for like 50$
>still poor but slightly rich
cont
cunt
...
>becomes chad status
>still wasting time chasing/talking to women
I'd rather work on my own life before I waste 1 whole day for pussy
>inb4 hurrdurr virgin
a self-satisfying life with the pussy coming for you is more worth than having pussy own you.
yeah fuck off, wheres OP
Bump
>return to my bench
>some weird niggers sitting on it
>at this point my face is fucked up from that punch
>feel pain but thought i looked ok
>go up to them
>"hey that's my bench"
>they stare at me
>"AW SHEIT NIGGA WUT HAPPEN TO YO FACE DAYUM"
>i don't understand niggernese so i ask again
>they laugh and tell me to fuck off
>lose bench
>decide to call up parents and beg to return
>dad tells me to fuck off
>ended up drifting from bench and sleeping in allys
>was dangerous but whatever
>this is where i met Henry
OP here
that is me.
Henry? I like where this is going.
>Henry
imagine this nigga just retells the story of Hardcore Henry from the perspective of a homeless man
Cont
>oy vey
>Henry
dis gon be gud
Wabba dubba dub dub!
>Henry was a druggie
>He was also homeless
>met me in an allyway and had a knife on him
>tell him i don't want trouble
>"ehh"
>"what?"
>"ehhhhhhh"
>literally just says ehh
>doesnt speak but puts his knife down
>sits and begins digging through trash
>can hear him saying "ehh"
>decide to leave
>he screams at me in his language
>"EHHHHHHH"
>so confused at this point
>scared as well
>i always lived in a fucked up area but this was beyond fucked up
>dude started stabbing his leg and licking the blood off the knife
>scared as fuck so i dipped
>he chases while screaming "EH"
>run out of ally and he stops the chase
>panting and shit myself
tf op? what drugs he had on him?
Bumb
EHHHHHH
You take too goddamn long to greentext, I'mleaving this thread.
bump
>was fucking surprised how he ran with that leg
>decide to go visit qt and apologize
>had to walk so shit took a while
>reach her door and knock
>no one answers
>maybe shes not home
>guy is headed to his door too
>ask him if he knows where the qt went
>"She hung herself the other day"
>what the fuck
>feel so fucking guilty
>realize i was the one who killed her
>angry to the point where i'm almost in tears
>the door is unlocked
>open it and see that she had a bed made for me with food
>there is a note
>"Take care of this while i'm gone"
>she paid enough rent worth about 5 months
>stay there till i land a job and get back on my feet
>now working at walmart
>not my ideal job but it was thanks to her i'm where i am now.
the end
I rate this an:
ehhhh/10
story sounds fake as fuck
Nigger that doesn't even make sense. Shittiest greentext ever.
i was hoping god tier. i read one of homeless OP who became homeless for wiping his ass with a bible
f a l s e
Saw OP's pic.
Laughed hard.
Didn't read.
Had to post.
That ending, and you say your life sucks.
Running out the ali ?
Kekd
Man I thought Henry was gonna be important to your story.
...
This was retarded and fake
That one is my favorite green text ever.
me too, hope for some sick plot twist
Lol. ONE MAJOR FLAW IN THE STORY. This is fucking 2016, derp derp. That bitch woulda texted her boyfriend and been like "Hey honey I'm letting a homeless boy sleep on our couch."
BOOM. Entire tragedy averted. Suck a dick, OP>
Catfishman is better >(. )
>Lol
ah, the wonderfull summer :^)
I don't mind the fake, but the whole Henry thing was a red herring that went nowhere you had no real sense of comedic timing despite the promising start and the ending, the girl hanging herself was not a bad twist, you completely fucked up be being completely oblivious to literary irony. The funny thing OP is fucking 14 year olds understand these things instinctively first try.
TL;DR Read a book or at the veryleast watch some anime, you suck at writing stories...
Kill yourself libcuck.
Trump 2016.
No. You kill yourself trumptard. Or you won't have to if he beats out shillary
I take that back. Either way you won't have to kill yourself
ehhhh?
Don't shit talk me, boy. I've been here longer than you have. I could out meme you anyday, punk. Do you even know who Xenon is?
Whoops guys, I mistyped, this is how it really went
>"She hung herself the other day"
>what the fuck
>feel so fucking guilty
>realize i was the one who killed her
>angry to the point where i'm almost in tears
>the door is unlocked
>open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody do the dinosaur
This seems fake af not buying it go post your bullshit story on tumblr
This is better ending than "original" one
*kicks you in the balls* That's right. Why don't you pick on someone your own size, chump? Or do you want a knuckle sandwich, kiddo?
-dodges your kick and counter attacks with a kaioken x2 punch to your throat-
I'll fuck your dog in the ass.
DONT DO IT YOUR SO CLOSE TO BECOMING AN ARCMAGE
Hey guys what's going o-
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody do the dinosaur
pathetic faggot
>closes the door
>dinosaurs and floors strictly prohibited
The best posts in this thread was the political debate shit.
Also if you don't think Illegal immigrants are breaking the law by coming into America without the proper paperwork you are beyond help.
Seal entrances and exits.
Rise up.
Run with a mammal.