Holy shit

holy shit

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i am enjoying this.

>.> .>
What...

If they don't believe me now, will they ever believe me?

cannot even understand the lead singer, it's perfect

What?

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well im sure lost here

There is also this one.

youtube.com/watch?v=n1_eV9tabiY

So lazy

it is queued.

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Aw fuck I forgot to put nick on there

Be careful before I post how short you are.

how short is he

oo is that an argonian maid

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4'2"?

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No.

But you didn't save any pics Autismo Maximo

No but I got the next best thing

3'6"?

how short are you spoony

Are you sure?

Yes!

short dudes are the best for cuddling

quelana... my heart ever aches for thee

I was....... Short enough that I had to jump to take that picture?

Not if you're little spoon.

He's so small he doesn't even have a body.

give me a number, boy.

Give me a number. Surely you can't be shorter than I.

you are cute and i adore you.

i will never be the little spoon. it hurts.

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I'm 100% sure that your sweaty fingers didn't save anything.
Because if you did I'm sure you would've fapped to it by now

I'm no boy, sir

Give us the number spoon.

Imagine a tiny man. Like, the tiniest little man you have ever seen. Now imagine someone so short they are essentially feet attached to a head.

Shorter than that?

pics incoming

Be my big spoon ^^

LOL

pppls dom

Apparently sleeping got too tiresome so hey there again
He's speaking the truth though c: Or if it's a she, I dunno

No the only digits I'm giving anyone are going to be from my old python projects

there are no girls here

She always tells the truth, don't question her

Hello.

I'll tell you how short I am if you tell us. I guarantee I'm shorter than you.

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what the fuck is this

Fine here you go

Can't be too sure, there are many girls who like gay stuff
Hello
Like I'd doubt it :p

It's god gift to mankind

my arm is firmly nestled around your tummy

touches your tail

That doesn't mean anything to me.

there are no girls here

Lit.

oh my god

How are you? I'm thinking of buying up a bunch of plaster to carve.

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well this thread got gross I'm done

I wanted the Nick to penetrate me.

I have lost my last ounce of shame

A bit tired but fine otherwise

so I'm curious, do the old guard fur fags resent or welcome newfag zootopia fags who just want to fuck the bunny?

Well that's good I suppose.

do you guys like my tail

Wanting to fuck the bunny does not make you a fur fag.

>tfw no dragon tail to touch
Yeah, it's just a bit annoying when you want to sleep but aren't nearly tired enough for it, but I've slept for what, 16 or 17 hours so there's enough of that I suppose

No.

You can't sleep for 36 hours straight?

That's really fucking gay.

this isn't a cringe thread

whoever posted this pic earlier is a god send

That sounds rather unhealthy...

Post the matching collar you obviously bought as well.

I'm a rather unhealthy individual.

What about my shirt?

:(

That was the entire point.

Are you sure?

I really meant to get one as well, but I forgot.

>he forgot the collar but not that shirt
Money = wasted.
Did you buy and redrusker prints?

>hes fat too

So am I tbh, but I couldn't ever sleep for 36 hours straight if I tried, so you win that one

You did a good job at it. I kinda like it, but I certainly wouldn't wear a tail. Unless it was a tailplug maybe.

I know.

It wasn't a furry con boi

Ya got me!

It's not an honor worth having.

cool

On the bright side con collars are trash so you lucked out. But at least you bought a tail that you will probably only ever wear a couple times a year.
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Oh.
Do they not sell furry smut anyways?

Well it's morning at least, and the sunrise looks nice as usual, even if these stupid trees are in the way

Thanks fam. I only got it fur the con and future cons. The guy I bought it from did tell me their parent company also makes plugs, though.

I will order one. Not that I have a use for it here, but maybe one day.

They probably had some doujins, but I couldn't find any with furry.

is that really all it takes

touches your collar

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>One day
furpiled.com if you are that day to be sooner.
I like those tails though. I still have mine from a million years ago I got from the same vendor you got yours from. It is pretty soft.

I thought doujins are exclusively furry.

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I too hate trees.

You guys better stop touching each other before I get tempted to join in

That website is parked. I do, though.

It is very soft, and has some weight to it. It almost hits the ground and I am like 6'1+

Nah, doujin just means hentai manga.

I think they're nice, got one right outside the window. He says hi, btw

Oh wait. Not that one.
Uhhh.
Pounced.org
There we go; that one.

Well I mean it does seem like you got the extra large ones or something. I like how they swing when you walk, though.

G R O S S
Did you buy some?

Bunny on far right is win.

I too have one outside my window. It blocks the view of the sky.

The sky is great. But then again there are stupid clouds

Excellent. I forgot the name of it.

Yeah, it does have a good swing to it.

I bought two yaoi doujins, one from Blue Exorcist and one from Attack on Titan. I was pretty disappointed though; the Blue Exorcist one wasn't even lewd and both are very short.

I like the clouds.

I guess they can be great, when they aren't blocking the sky too much

Only to be repressed again, naturally.

U have a good swing to it.

Is there not like a "try before you buy" thing?
Or can you not at least open it?

You don't have very many strong opinions, do you?

They are sealed.

The hell

You want a strong opinion, I can tell you I really fucking hate it when the sky is all clogged up with clouds, but it's neither raining or snowing. Why would nature do such thing?

Why would you hate that? I enjoy completely overcast days. I don't like overcast nights though.

I guess they do not want people to reseal them when they are done.

I actually forgot you bought those, at least you didn't grab the black butler one with most obscene cover