So we all know Schwarzenegger = Colossus, Seagal = The Punisher...

So we all know Schwarzenegger = Colossus, Seagal = The Punisher, and Van Damme = Gambit but what MCU character should Stallone have played in the early 90's?

Captain America

the thing. just look at that busted up face

He's too ethnic for that. Wolverine is the obvious choice for him.

Wolverine, duh
"Ey, this ain't no pie eating contest, bub"

He's too short and ethnic for Captain America.
Stallone could have played Wolverine.

Schwarzeneggar would be Magneto

matthew broderick as spider man
Jennifer Aniston as Gwen Stacy
Julia roberts as black widow
Dolph Lundgren as captain América
Eddie Murphy as one of the token niggers

You are all ignoring the fact that early 90's Wolverine = Mel Gibson.

Mel is obviously Nick Fury, c'mon scoob

Dust those sides, slap a patch, and bam

He was already Judge Dredd.

Unless you're trying to imitate bad stuntcasting like the 90's batman films, then, no. That's kinda weak.

I'll give you Seagal just because he pretty much was the Punisher in Hard To Kill.

Pic Related = Sebastian Shaw
Schwarzenegger = Gladiator
Van Damme = Batroc the Leaper
Stallone = Corsair
Bolo Yeung = Steel Serpent
Michael Jai White = War Machine
Wesley Snipes = Not changing it
Keith David = Luke Cage The voice alone, and you know the catch phrase makes it.
Jet Li = Shang Chi
Mel Gibson = Iron Man
Dolph Lungdren = Omega Red
Bruce Willis = Black Bolt
Pierce Brosnan = Union Jack
Denzel Washington = Black Panther
Mario Van Peebles = Mar-Vell
Devon Sawa or Scott Wolf = Hawkeye
Patrick Swayze = Captain America
Tom Selleck = Nick Fury


Lucy Liu = Psylocke
Jodie Foster = Maria Hill
Chiaki Kuriyama = X-23 or Jubilee
Calista Flockhart = Scarlet Witch
Famke Janssen = Black Widow Xenia Onatopp, you dumbass.


Julius Carry III = Bishop

stallone as judge dredd. it's obvious he'd own that role

Holy shit. Never realized HHH had the same profile as Shaw.

Also, excellent find on that last one. Had no idea who the fuck that was, but I do remember this show.

But Spider-Man isn't a murderer.

>Keith David as Luke Cage.
10/10. Made me hear it in his voice.

X-23 didn't even exist in the '90s.

Same user here. I actually do hope somebody can improvise and/or do better.

One of you faggots had better.

How about....Spider-Man.

Sylvester Stallone was looking rather wholesome from 1990-93, verging into a career as more of a comedic actor than action hero.

In those years he could have played an older Peter Parker for a 90s Spider-Man movie franchise that would have competed with the Batman series.

I think it would have been great.

Peter Parker is from NYC
Stallone is from NYC

Why the heck not? Imagine Stallone delivering these lines.

Then that kinda narrows it down, now doesn't it?

Bruce Banner

He already played the character in First Blood.

You'd have to hire some big dude to play the Hulk like the 70s TV show, and that would suck.

Nah. Joseph-Gordon Levitt would be a better Parker. 3rd rock aired 1996 and by that time, he was both young and talented enough to play the role effectively.

Also, David Faustino would make an workable Hank Pym and Ray Park would have been at his prime athleticism/career for Iron Fist.

Joseph-Gorden Levitt looks like a faggit and would have to play a young Peter Parker. That is not 90s capeshit at all.

Matt Broderick was always the perfect Bruce Banner. In the 1998 'zilla movie, he was basically playing the role.

Just imagine every scene he's running in is him trying to avoid triggering hulk.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt would have been 9 years old in 1990. OP said early 90s so the first film in the franchise has to be in 1990 or 91.

But anyway

90s Spider-Man was like all his contemporary hero peers: square-jawed, masculine, prone to sexual harassment, and spoke in 1 liners. Does that really seem like it would suit Stallone or Levitt better?

Can you imagine Joseph-Gordon Levitt doing the comic scene in that post across from some hot-bodied 90s actress playing Mary Jane? It would be laughable.

Yes, the school-aged Parker. It's kinda laughable that you're thinking he's a faggy pick because of a simple detail that can be corrected. It's like you can't imagine him getting a haircut to suit the role.
Were you born without an imagination?

compelling argument. You spared no quarter.
Consider my insistence on JGL officially sunk.