Is it safe to let a thai hooker suck your dick without a condom? would you?

is it safe to let a thai hooker suck your dick without a condom? would you?

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i fuck hookers bareback. no visible signs of stds, wounds, or blood = transmission risk too low to be worried about, life's too short.
people have no real ability to assess risk. they'll engage in activities daily that have a risk of death of 1/10,000 and obsess over and avoid like the plague other activities with a 1/1,000,000 risk.

aids aren't transmitted through saliva

If Sup Forums can roll dub twos... I will post this hotties contact info!

fairly safe. I wouldn't suck hers without one though

>i fuck hookers bareback

X

>thai

sorry i'm not gay

We all know who Jazz Jennings is.

only if they hide their adam's apple

no we dont.

but we sure as hell dont give a shit

>is it safe to let a thai
No it isn't

yup , no biggie

yup that's the traditional kneejerk reaction from people who don't understand the transmission risk for one-off vaginal sex f->m with an asympotmatic partner.

done it plenty of times, never caught anything. but on the other hand, i do actually check and know what i'm looking for.

could i catch something nasty? absolutely.
but i'd be far more likely to die on the drive to her place.

Just do a package check brah.

I have buddies who have been to thailand and they say the average looking chicks are actually females and the super hot ones are the ladyboys

>Just do a package check

that's gay nigga

Only way i'm doing a package check is to kick im in the cunt

it's hard to transmit an std by oral sex - that's why you only hear about gay men having aids and not lesbians.

I'd hit it

>What is HPV?

Good luck with the warts, faggot

No. No.

It's not safe. At some point, you'll catch something. I've gotten Chlamydia twice, and I bag up pretty regularly. I don't bag up if I think they haven't eaten much dick, but I've still fucked up twice.

I'm over fucking hookers, for the most part. Just the odd Tijuana trip these days.

You know, aside from the Adam's Apple, you can still tell from the subtle movements of her body that she was born a man. She moves a lot like a girl but there's just some things she can't help.

That's pretty easy to check for though.

>she

welcome to AIDS, fagcuck!

They don't want to hide it. Ladyboys carry themselves better than most thai women and they do make more money. It's that something about all the fun you can have with a girl minus the attitude. Plus, they are so good with a dick, having one to practice on...

It's risky af you're gonna catch an std at some point bruh

Once again, it's a matter of proper risk assessment. HPV is actually really easy to spot, and really hard to catch if not visible. Had a non-hooker girlfriend with it for 2 years, unprotected sex 3-4 times per week, and never caught it.

As someone who fucked a post-op ladyboy, you're fucking crazy. Some guys love ladyboys, but the frankenpussies are a nightmare.

Ladyboys stay in their gogos. They aren't making the same amount of money as the top girls, but the top ladyboys make lots.

You aint been to Thailand, clearly. Talking out of your back pussy.

>It's that something about all the fun you can have with a girl minus the attitude.
HAHA. No. Ladyboys are generally pretty fucked in the head.

>Ladyboys are generally pretty fucked in the head.
That's basically saying what he said, just a woman minus the attitude.

I'd hit it until he tried to rub my dick against his dick or he tries to get me to suck his dick

this thread is full of degenerates

this site is full of degenerates
ftfy

i'm sure he'd kick your ass and force you to

Never dick a darkie.

welcome to Sup Forums where the threads are made up and the dubs dont matter

You are literally just incredibly lucky. Not to mention, Asia doesn't have the same controls on the prostituion industry.

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Side note girls can have Adam's apples
>Nicki minaj has one if i'm not mistaken

No. That's not it at all. Either they're psychotic or they're complete queens with attitude in bucketfuls.

They're not your bros, they want to be women, so they act that way, even to the point of going too far.

>lifes too short

but yea lets try to make it shorter

people with your mentality are morons

Thats not helping your cause of girls can have adams apples, shes only a coupla operations from being the boy she was born as.

>i fuck hookers bareback
>life's too short to worry
how the fuck is putting a condom on your fuckstick worrying about life? or does it give your erectile problems?

Yep, this, a bloke I met travelling had his wallet, phone adn money stolen as he was rooting a ladyboy, when hes about to finish s/he rolls over, flaps his/her dick about and laughs at the horror in the dudes eyes as hes cumming unprotected into a ladyboys arse unknowingly.

You're just an idiot. Good luck having aids

This didn't happen.

Idiotic.

Herpes are

it's not safe to get within 20 meters of someone from thailand without a fucking hazmat suit, OP. that place is herpes itself

>her dick

do they charge extra?

No, I'm legit not joking. This guy did a walk of shame outta the girly bar, it happened in Sihanoukville, Cambodia. It took his mate 2 days to find out what happened. The guy returned home but his mate and another of them travelled onwards. I met them in Sihanoukville and then again a coupla weeks later in Saigon, Viet Nam.

>hers

stop trying to sound smart. if you didn't know she was a man you wouldn't even think twice about it.

Rolls over as he pumps his asshole? Now how would that be physically possible you lying autist?

No, man. It didn't. I lived in Sihanoukville a number of odd years back.

That type of story is so obviously bullshit. Almost never true. Something else went down. There wasn't some crazy ladyboy who flopped his cock out and started laughing at some dumb cunt fucking him in his back pussy. The shit being stolen is possible if the ladyboy wasn't attached to a club, but if they are, a visit to the mamasan would see that ladyboy killed for that shit.

I mean, maybe it's true. But, of course, it isn't.

I hope not. I do plan on going to Dr Bj Salon ie. Blowjob Bar. Google it. You can prolly get other crap though like warts and the clap.

>Talking out of your back pussy.
kek

yes... just yes.
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>thai hooker
suck her dick instead

i like your style man, but at the same time, i didnt wear condom when i lost my virginity because i couldnt get it up out of nervousness, and got an std, kinda ruined my sex life from that point on.

One time at a Filipino gogo bar brothel this one little Asian chick is grinding on my thigh while her friend has her hands up my shorts stroking my cock. Good times. This other girl keeps kissing me and running back and forth to and get us drinks, and we keep putting them back. After a while they pull the curtain for privacy, they take their tops off and ask which I want to bang for $10.00. Or do I want all three of them? Fuck it its Manila, and I still have the rest of the night, so I pick the one 19ish year old girl on my thigh and the others pout, take my ten dollars, and go get me a silver platter with three condoms and hot moist towels. Cutie strips and keeps grinding away.

I'm drinking my beers and playing with this girls pussy and she starts stroking my cock and putting in my condom. I'm getting pretty wobbly and need to piss but she's giving me head so I'm not going anywhere. I keep licking my fingers and rubbing her clit. I know, sick, she's a whore and all, but I'm also 80% shitfaced and horny.

She's all, "why are you doing that for?"
"Because I want you wet when I fuck you"
"You don't need to do it."
"Shhhh... put it in your mouth"
So she's sucking me off, takes my shorts off, and I bang her right in the bar, fairly graphically compared to the casual blowjob in the booth next to me. You know. All over the booth, Pulling it out, putting it back in, stroking it, spitting on her pussy and rubbing it. Thumb up the ass. Real pornstar shit under the red strobe light.

Afterwards she's all cuddly and wants my mobile and hotel phone number (fuck that noise), and getting super jealous when I talk with the other dancers. I stumble to the pisser (port-a-potty in the parkade) and check my money to make sure she didn't rob me. Ok... I still have a few hundred dollars. I could do this 29 more times without hitting the bank machine.

I wobble back in to the dance bar and she runs up, all trying to be my new GF and I tell her to take it easy and give her $5.00 extra for something special. Lol. Fuck I'm a generous guy.

She's pouting now too, as I walk out of the bar into the streetlight and start stumbling down the street. Vendors and regular people are looking at me strange though. I look down at my khaki shorts and there is a huge blood streak up my leg and crotch where the chick was grinding me!!! My hands look like I just did home surgery. No clue what my face looks like!!! She was on her period the whole time!

True story. That one time I licked a Manila hookers period blood.

This didn't happen.

Awkward thing to fantasize about.

fuck her parents, her crazy suburban mom and her beta cuck dad

I travel all over Asia for a major company and have for the past 20+ years. No, it's not safe. And not just Thailand. All Asian women available in any club are crawling with diseases. In general, Asian women are dirty with relatively low hygiene compared to most races, including niggers even. It's that bad. Most prostitutes in Asian countries will not even wash up between Johns.

Mate, I am literally not lying. As this guy was fucking the ladyboy, someone snuck in and stole his money and phone. They ladyboy rolls over as he finishes and laughs at him. This actually happened, I am literally not joking.

I'm not sure, probably pulls out then s/he rolls over, my source is his mate, who was in the next room fucking an actual girl. So I don't know the minute details, as I wasn't there. But I'm actually not lying, and no matter how much disblief you both show, I know that I'm not lying.

In most Thai whorehouses they literally take you to the shower first and you both wash. What...?

No? Lol. Whatever pal.

Having a shower isn't the same as waving a magic stick to get rid all STD's. The only similarity is that both will do nothing.

This is bullshit. What the fuck is with this thread filled with lying faggots?

Thailand gogos that cater to whites and Nips force cleanliness checks. Places like Patts girls have to carry cards with the last time they got checked. Shit is weekly. Same almost everywhere.

Fucking niggers, man.

Alright, I mean, you weren't there, but maybe it did. Ladyboy robberies happen all the time.

10 dollars? No. It didn't. Your prices are fucking retarded and haven't been relevant for 20 years. Especially not Makati prices. I mean, there are places you can fuck for that, but those women literally have AIDS and you find them in cardboard boxes.

Your autismo story is cute, though.

Dont listen to these faggots theyre just trolling. Asian wimins are fine

The massage place we went to in Montreal, the chick showers with you after you cum on her tits. Good times. Oh yeah, and Manila happened.

I personally have no doubt it happened. And Sihanoukville in particular feels less safe then any other city I've been in throughout Cambodia. The only place we got constantly harassed by corrupt police. Its a scuzzy sorta town.

No and no

Dude, you have your head up your ass. It's $20 if you want to take the chick out for the night and you pay the bar fine, it's $10 MAYBE $15 if you want to bang her inside the bar at the booth, fuck. And yeah Makati right downtown in Manila.

Not trollin tho. Most are fine, but its still an unregulated industry, and won't be as safe as it is in a first world country. And there is way more ladyboys, because its really the only place where they are an accepted part of society in Asia.

I've done lots of strange and just pee, and wash with soap and water after I cum.

No diseases yet.

one for the team bro ... you wont even remember when you are passed out and bound to the bed and he rams his cock deep inside you

It feels less safe because you don't know what is and isn't safe. You didn't spend much time in Cambodia, clearly. Especially if you bought that guy's story.

Nah nigger. It sure as fuck isn't 450 pesos. Which club was it? I'm in Manila at the end of the month. I'll check out your bullshit fag story on my way up to Angeles.

Or just shut the fuck up. You niggers yap too much.

I've done it with 3 different girls from Nana Plaza
>Fucking = condom
>Blow job = no condom

They get regular health checks

Now the ones off the street are a different story...I wouldn't go near them

You are aware if she has HIV she will look totally clean right? Hope you are getting checked routinely.

>Prostitution in Thailand
>Unregulated

Nigger, go to bed.

Hey, a dude with legit info in the thread. Welcome.

This. Always go to a proper bar or massage parlour. Streetwalkers are the fucking worst.

Massage parlours are the fucking bomb.

This was in 2007, like I remember the fucking club name. In Sabang Beach you had to bar fine to take a girl out, though they just hung around the pool and bar in my hotel anyways.

I heard the story weeks later when I was in Saigon. And over the past 4 years I've spent more then 2 in Cambodia. I've always thought Sihanoukville was the scummiest city in the country. You are a fucking retard. I have also heard stories from expats in Manila paying around 10-13 dollars for hookers.

>implying Thailand is the only country in Asia
>also implying that regular health checks are as common as they are in a first world country

>thai whorehouses
I'm not him, but you are either really inexperienced or an outright liar. I've never encountered that once and you are damn lucky to find one with even running water.

wtf are you talking about dipshit?

do you even thai?
maybe they take YOU there cuz you look like a piece of filth
y'ever consider that?

anyway that look like a whorehouse to you?

dipshit

Not to mention, a prozzie in a First world country gets nowhere near as many customers.

Youre a fucking idiot. You feel all "free" and shit, but oh man, life is gonna hit you hard.

It depends on the bar/brothel. They won't get any business with dirty girls especially from tourists.

Related note, my "tour guide" worked in one of the clubs in Sabang but stayed at the Robelle house hotel in Makati with me every day and night for 20.00. One night climbs in bed with me starts sucking my cock. I wake up at 1am and she's doing my laundry. Lol

Have fun dying.

You're one of the dumbest English teaching mother-fuckers I've ever run into.

You're the gullible fuck we all laugh at.

There's lots of you. Don't feel bad.

Manila, now Mindoro. Why are you still replying to me.

It isn't?

Hey, faggot!
Stop samefagging.
We got your opinion the first, second and third time you posted it.
Run along now.

>thinking asian hookers are clean
>being this naive

Nigger, flap your lips up some ladyboys tight chute and jog on.

samefagging the fuck out of this thread

loser with an agenda detected

How will that limit their business. Theres so many people coming and going that even with bad reviews, there will still be clueless people walking in the front door. Most STD's don't have very obvious symptoms. Not to mention, most people visiting are drunk or on their way to being drunk.

This is exactly what SE Asia is like. Not saying he didn't make it up or not, but I certainly wouldn't doubt that it happened.

You must go to some scuzzy back alley places, user.

On Koh Samui, every massage parlour would ask if I wanted to shower before and then after the girl would always take me to the shower and wash with me.

I love massage parlours.

Even the bar girls I took back to my hotel room would shwoer first.