If drake was was a food he'd be steak

If drake was was a food he'd be steak

If drake wasn't on time he'd be late

I think he'd be cornbread.

If drake was a pirate he'd be a mate

if drake wasn't real he'd be fake

If drake was a dragon he'd be a drake.

Amidoinitrightguyz?

if drake was a dessert he'd be cake

if drake was a body of water he'd be lake

if drake was a reptile he'd be snake

if drake did ballet he'd do swan lake

if drake was a breakfast, he'd be pancake

If drake was greedy, he'd take.

...Maybe, like, a steak you'd get from Denny's.

if drake was a disaster, he'd be earthquake

If drakes mom told him to do his chores he'd rake

If drake suffered an injury itd be heartbreak

If drake went to prison he'd shank

I fucking love this thread.

if drake was a chef, he'd be bake

This thread has given warmth to my heart. drinks are on me

If drake wasn't asleep he'd be awake.

If drake were sore, he'd ache.

If drake was part of a fence he'd be the stake

if drake was a cereal, he'd be cornflake
>i've written like six of these. Help me

If Drake was a verb he'd be make

if drake were a jew, hed be dead

If drake had Parkinson's he'd shake.

>Can't even rhyme
His name is not Drate

If drake was white he'd be jake

if drake was a part of a car, he'd be brake

If drake weren't reliable, he'd be a flake.

If drake was forgetful he'd be a flake

If Drake were a chocolate, he'd be a Flake

Hive mind?

If Drake didn't rhyme with anything he'd be a nigger.

Best one

HTE FUKC

If Drake had PC, he'd play Quake

If drake had muscles, he'd be a beefcake.

if drake wasn't original, he'd be remake

Drake is a flake

If drake had Parkinson's disease, he'd shake.

If drake was a boat he'd leave a wake

Drake would worry, if only he knew whats at stake

If Drake was a social construct, he'd be a lunch break

You suck

if drake was a weapon to fight vampires, he'd be stake

If drake were to speak in the past tense, he'd spake.

Stop copying faggot.

If Drake tripped and fell, it would be a mistake.

I've written so many of these, and I'm out of ideas.
I think that's it for me.

Somebody screenshot this shit

Of mice & men

Have we used every single word that ends with ake?

If Drake wasn't transparent, he'd be opaque.

If drake satisfied thirsts, he'd slake.

If Drake ran out of ideas, I suppose he'd take a break.

if drake ran for office he'd have his own state

If drake assisted with breathing he'd be a trache.

If he was a franchise, he'd be Steak & Shake

niggas say he lax but trust me he aint

Ayyy lmao
That's my name

he's make trump look like an an easy oven, the type that bakes

you thought this was fire but hold up, just wait

i'm going straight to your thighs like the cake you ate

(pls don't sue me childish)

If drake were a fish, he'd be a hake.

Hes just another dumb nigger

If Drake were a mispronounced Japanese alcoholic beverage, he'd be a sake.

If drake got mad, he'd say for God's sake

You must be, drake.

that's everyone's name from 1992 - on

This one's a stretch, but I approve.

i love drake like drake loves drake

If drake was a nigger, he'd be nigger.

If drake were a part of a boat, he'd be a strake.

If drake had a dick, it'd be a fine example of alabama black snake.

If he was a wealthy man of promiscuous habits, he'd be a rake.

i mean look at all those 0's
of course i get trips on this shit

/thread

I don't like this gaynew meme shit go back to the old drake meme's
k thx.

If drake was an infant he'd be a mistake

Oh wait...

If drake wanted to exile your creature, he'd cast unmake.

If Drake was a good morning, he'd be a wake & bake.

At the end of the day, im just tryna bake, with my boy drake.

If drake was told to make dinner, he'd make some shake n bake

If drake was a food he'd be fucking lima beans.

If drake isn't asleep, he's awake

If Drake was a medieval witch, he'd be burned at the stake

If drake was a garden tool he'd be a rake

If drake wore a trench coat and carried swords, he'd want to be a Blake

If Drake was was easy he'd be piece of cake

If drake was an illness he'd be a headache

He'd be aids user..

If drake were chest problems, he'd be heartache

If Drake was kool-aid he'd be grape

If drake was hungry, mcnigger he will take

Drake rhymes with Blake, but what im trying to say? Lets just go on a date

If drake was a feminist, he'd cause an earthquake

If Drake were the originator of the morphic resonance concept, he would be Rupert Sheldrake.

Impressive.