If drake was was a food he'd be steak
If drake was was a food he'd be steak
If drake wasn't on time he'd be late
I think he'd be cornbread.
If drake was a pirate he'd be a mate
if drake wasn't real he'd be fake
If drake was a dragon he'd be a drake.
Amidoinitrightguyz?
if drake was a dessert he'd be cake
if drake was a body of water he'd be lake
if drake was a reptile he'd be snake
if drake did ballet he'd do swan lake
if drake was a breakfast, he'd be pancake
If drake was greedy, he'd take.
...Maybe, like, a steak you'd get from Denny's.
if drake was a disaster, he'd be earthquake
If drakes mom told him to do his chores he'd rake
If drake suffered an injury itd be heartbreak
If drake went to prison he'd shank
I fucking love this thread.
if drake was a chef, he'd be bake
This thread has given warmth to my heart. drinks are on me
If drake wasn't asleep he'd be awake.
If drake were sore, he'd ache.
If drake was part of a fence he'd be the stake
if drake was a cereal, he'd be cornflake
>i've written like six of these. Help me
If Drake was a verb he'd be make
if drake were a jew, hed be dead
If drake had Parkinson's he'd shake.
>Can't even rhyme
His name is not Drate
If drake was white he'd be jake
if drake was a part of a car, he'd be brake
If drake weren't reliable, he'd be a flake.
If drake was forgetful he'd be a flake
If Drake were a chocolate, he'd be a Flake
Hive mind?
If Drake didn't rhyme with anything he'd be a nigger.
Best one
HTE FUKC
If Drake had PC, he'd play Quake
If drake had muscles, he'd be a beefcake.
if drake wasn't original, he'd be remake
Drake is a flake
If drake had Parkinson's disease, he'd shake.
If drake was a boat he'd leave a wake
Drake would worry, if only he knew whats at stake
If Drake was a social construct, he'd be a lunch break
You suck
if drake was a weapon to fight vampires, he'd be stake
If drake were to speak in the past tense, he'd spake.
Stop copying faggot.
If Drake tripped and fell, it would be a mistake.
I've written so many of these, and I'm out of ideas.
I think that's it for me.
Somebody screenshot this shit
Of mice & men
Have we used every single word that ends with ake?
If Drake wasn't transparent, he'd be opaque.
If drake satisfied thirsts, he'd slake.
If Drake ran out of ideas, I suppose he'd take a break.
if drake ran for office he'd have his own state
If drake assisted with breathing he'd be a trache.
If he was a franchise, he'd be Steak & Shake
niggas say he lax but trust me he aint
Ayyy lmao
That's my name
he's make trump look like an an easy oven, the type that bakes
you thought this was fire but hold up, just wait
i'm going straight to your thighs like the cake you ate
(pls don't sue me childish)
If drake were a fish, he'd be a hake.
Hes just another dumb nigger
If Drake were a mispronounced Japanese alcoholic beverage, he'd be a sake.
If drake got mad, he'd say for God's sake
You must be, drake.
that's everyone's name from 1992 - on
This one's a stretch, but I approve.
i love drake like drake loves drake
If drake was a nigger, he'd be nigger.
If drake were a part of a boat, he'd be a strake.
If drake had a dick, it'd be a fine example of alabama black snake.
If he was a wealthy man of promiscuous habits, he'd be a rake.
i mean look at all those 0's
of course i get trips on this shit
/thread
I don't like this gaynew meme shit go back to the old drake meme's
k thx.
If drake was an infant he'd be a mistake
Oh wait...
If drake wanted to exile your creature, he'd cast unmake.
If Drake was a good morning, he'd be a wake & bake.
At the end of the day, im just tryna bake, with my boy drake.
If drake was told to make dinner, he'd make some shake n bake
If drake was a food he'd be fucking lima beans.
If drake isn't asleep, he's awake
If Drake was a medieval witch, he'd be burned at the stake
If drake was a garden tool he'd be a rake
If drake wore a trench coat and carried swords, he'd want to be a Blake
If Drake was was easy he'd be piece of cake
If drake was an illness he'd be a headache
He'd be aids user..
If drake were chest problems, he'd be heartache
If Drake was kool-aid he'd be grape
If drake was hungry, mcnigger he will take
Drake rhymes with Blake, but what im trying to say? Lets just go on a date
If drake was a feminist, he'd cause an earthquake
If Drake were the originator of the morphic resonance concept, he would be Rupert Sheldrake.
Impressive.