Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.

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Are you fat, ugly, socially retarded or all three?

I'm athletic, average looking but very socially retarded.

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Here is body. Won't post face.

hey man whats goin on?

Not gonna lie, if I could just not want sex so much, I'd be a better man. Gotta get off at least three times a day though, so, I'm fucked.

Not. Just came back from the gym.

That's a lot.

what would you tell to yourself if you could go back in time and talk to the 20 yo you

Do more drugs, fuck university.

bump

Not trolling, but have you considered you might be gay?

Does being a virgin get easier?

Will Danni marry me?

you've been doing these for the past 1-3 months now
i think you just want us to feel better (and also show off your body) if so then thank you user
but it does not help
it only gives me a glimpse of what im going to become

Yes. And I am not.

It kind of oscillates.

Danni's a bitch.

>it only gives me a glimpse of what im going to become

It's inevitable. Embrace it.

She's not though. She's an angel with amazingly rare and wholesome values.

No wonder you're a virgin OP.

Show pics of her.

You been kissed on the dick before?

No. I would kiss my own dick but I am not flexible enough.

do you have any personal contact with people or girls?

No. But I like how you differentiate girls from people.

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Have you realized that being gay is not ok and are you going to change your ways?

Does sucking your friend's dick count?

so what do you do for a living?

You got a phone?

I'm currently unemployed.

Does Anal count?

where do you take money? parents? are you into anime or smth?

I live from my savings while trying to find a new job. And I am not into anime or smth.

any hobbies? how do you spend your ordinary day?

Do you want to engage in homosexual intercourse with me?

Sports (climbing/bouldering, running, cycling), cooking, reading, video games.

what's the closest you've come to sex?
have you approached a lot of women (I assume)?

If you were next to a 10/10 female and she was really into you and wanted to fuck would you do it?

Only conversation. There was never any further sign of interest that I noted.

I only hit on about a hundred girls in my life. That's probably a number which normal people get in a year.

what a happy man, seriously

Elaborate on your social retardness. Maybe you're just shy?

What is your socioeconomic status

Of course.

When I found a women interesting or I thought that she might be into me, I usually managed to walk up to her.

Also what degree do you have/ what job did you have before?

That is not an elaboration on your social retardness.
Why not just pay an escort

Unemployed at the moment. Was a postdoc before so made around 30k a year. So average.

As I said, postdoc. Degree is in molecular biology.

Dude you look great. I don't know what you're doing wrong lol you're just gonna have to own it. Make a profile. Put "literally a virgin" but with your body pic and someone will buy it off you

That was an elaboration on why I am not just shy.

Is your face like horribly disfigured or something?

No. My face in itself is average. I have a case of resting bitch face though and when I smile it looks like I have brain damage.

What's so hard about talking to girls for you?

I'm stupid when talking to people. No idea what to say, unable to understand jokes, just plain boring.

I will fuck you OP

Thanks bro. I will come back to you should I turn gay.

id honestly like to discuss this too.
cause when i was younger i experimented with my guy friends before i hooked up with girls.
im not gay though.
but if it does count then i lost my virginity in the single digits.

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Without hearing specific stories there isn't much advice I can give apart from that you should keep working on yourself (in terms of becoming more confident and knowing how to conversate). The fact you look average or better helps. Now the more confident you become the more successful you'll probably become.

I don't even know if confidence is the problem. As soon as I have a bit of alcohol, I become very confident but that doesn't help because I am still cringy.

Does being a virgin affect your relationship with male friends?

I don't have any friends at the moment. And when I was younger, I had primarily female friends (that comes when studying a subject which is 70% female).

I do actually feel pretty good thanks bro.

>21, engaged with 5 month old master race daughter, had sex regulary since 15.
>youre doing a great service to some of us OP

There's a good book called Models by Mark Manson. It might help you OP. Godspeed.

Happy to help.

Will give it a look.

If you have a job, hell even somewhat reliable income, you're better than me.

Fuck you, you well off almost normie fuck.

I saw you body and it is verry good.
It looks to me that you are tall.
By the answers you wrote I could say you are not some idiot.
Is money, dick size or some depression problem?
I dont get it.
I look worse than that honestly but I got height nice dick and pretty face (girls told me that) and I fucked since 15y old, I had sex like 500times for sure and 10 diferent gfs.
What is problem OP?

I had sexual intercourse with my sister and her best friend when I was 14.

And

Still I identify with the age 20 dude.
Am 34 btw.

As I said, I am unemployed.

>I saw you body and it is verry good.

No doubt.

>It looks to me that you are tall.

180 cm so above average.

>By the answers you wrote I could say you are not some idiot.

Doubtful.

>Is money, dick size or some depression problem?

Money is tight at the moment, but until recently it was never a big problem.

Dick size is fine.

Depression is treated.

>I look worse than that honestly but I got height nice dick and pretty face (girls told me that) and I fucked since 15y old, I had sex like 500times for sure and 10 diferent gfs.
>What is problem OP?

In case you never noticed, looks don't matter. Character does.

You seem pretty self-aware so I just think you should be more careful with what you say. See what others in whatever group you are trying to enter are saying and emulate it. You could also just try a bunch of different ways of trying to be less cringy and see if they work.

When I am talking to people, I am usually so overwhelmed that I cannot really observe or copy anyone.

>In case you never noticed, looks don't matter. Character does.
Character plays main rolle but if you got 3inch dick you are fucked, if you are midget you are fucked, if you got IQ~80 you are fucked, if you are ugly you are fucked, if you are whale, fucked also.
BUT, you are right, main problem is lack of comunication skills and bad character.
Is that hard to socialize yourself?
To make girl laugh, to make her comfortable near you, to make her call you or text you?
Are you weirdo or freak type?
I feel bad whem I see this tbh...and than there are statistics like average guy fucks twice or 3times a month but reality is that someone fucks 10-15times and majority doesnt fuck at all.

>Is that hard to socialize yourself?

Yes.

>To make girl laugh, to make her comfortable near you, to make her call you or text you?

Yes.

>Are you weirdo or freak type?

Yes.

what makes you weird? have you ever tried to be a part of some community? if you like sports it shouldnt be a big problem to find persons with same interests, also travelling can help

Even with people who share the same interests as you?

well shit im just beyond saving now, at least i have alcohol to keep me company!

>what makes you weird?

I have no idea. But I know that people mentioned it about me.

>if you like sports it shouldnt be a big problem to find persons with same interests

Yes. I joined a lot of sports club in university. But I was always the one who never managed to connect to the other people who usually became kind of friends.

Did you consider fucking a hooker?

Yes. But I don't know how this is helping me. If I would be afraid of e.g. sexual underperformance and that would be a reason why I remain a virgin, it could help. But I am not.

Even with my fucking family.

Can you elaborate on being "overwhelmed"?

It will help you build a self confidence. You will fuck a hooker, you will say to yourself "iam not that bad" and realize its not that deal to find a girl...I mean, in 33 you have nothing to lose man...

Why dont you give a gift to yourself in your next birthday: pay an expensive hooker, just once, just to be able to tell yourself youve tried sex and its not a huge deal.
It is not.

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Get yourself an expensive call girl. Tell her its your first time and you want her to make it special and feel like the girlfriend experience.
Your confidence will only grow from there dude

Being stressed. What should I say? What is my facial expression? How should I position my body? Is my dialogue partner joking, sarcastic etc?

But fucking a hooker has nothing to do with the skills it takes to get a girl.

So you are absolutely not afraid of having sex, just comunication?

It's just sex. What could possibly go wrong?

Well, where did you go wrong?

Is there a singular moment that you can pinpoint where you knew you were fucked?

I know you probably don't consciously get stressed but it's not as complicated as you are making it. You should probably just start talking more to your family because they aren't going to judge you (unless they are dickheads) and just get familiar with holding a conversation. Although you previously denied that you lack confidence that may be the case. You are so caught up in what people think of you that you are overthinking it and you are consciously doing what most do without thinking and you are coming off as weird as a result.

Dunno, maybe you wont get erection becouse of stress, like me, when i was trying to fuck for the first time (i was 15)...

Are you even trying to communicate with girls in some way?

Not a singular moment. The realisation came slow. In high school, I was quite a popular kid because I alway throw parties and my parents were quite liberal with alcohol (I was of course popular because of that, not because of me as a person). But yet, I never managed to get a girl. This was a first indication that something was wrong.

But when I don't consciously do it, I say nothing. Ironically, when I get drunk and stop giving a shit, I become not more but less talkative.

Has there ever been a time where you could have a conversation without thinking about it?

No.

Can you think of a reason why you don't say anything?

Quads > socially inept autist. Youre winning tonight again

Every idiot in Sup Forums describes themselves as socially awkward/retarded, it's just an excuse.

Nothing comes to mind without conscious search.

>500 times
keep telling yourself that retard

You should watch that video I linked before if you haven't already. It wont help with everything but it's a start.

Do u play moonecraft?

I need no sex
I need no woman
I can invest all my money on myself
I'm really ok like this (I'm 32 and just like OP)

no.