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Jones out of UFC 200

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Also since his dad knows the steroid business, couldn't he get some of those designer steroids that are hard to detect? Maybe not because they cost too much, but still, know how is important.

>having a fightpass card that starts at 10pm on a weekday

Does the UFC hate money?

There are no "designer steroids" you fucking mong

.OK Dana,.... .Misha is a Vet and so is Nunes..the fact they took a back seat to Hunt (Kickboxer) and a Brock (Pro wrestler) is backwards thinking. 5-3 and 12-10 hmmmm?

PUT THEM IN THE MAIN EVENT!!!!!

It's the right thing to do... Ranking?....Seniority? and Loayalty?..

I've been with you since the begining of your work with the UFC if you're going to go out, make it right. eh.

I'm surprised? Hillary is running for President in the US?... yet you cant put women in the main event C'mon,,...?

I have been tooting your horn....until now, Make it right Uncle Dana...

this doesnt ruin my chances at winning a trip to UFC 200?...Does it?...if you make them the main event I wouldnt mind a little love ahahhaa

Seriously though it's the right thing and it should have been done a long time ago.

>Bisping vs DC
>after Bisping KO'd Rockhold

Meme magic pls

>he can't afford Gucci Gear

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not him, but The Clear comes to mind

If anyone knew how to get undetectable steroids it would be Jon Jones' NFL brother.

how many buys will ufc 200 do

Where is this originally from? Reddiт?

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Is there any man more JUST right now more than Dana white? Ever since rousey got knocked out things have got progressively worse for him.

>you now remember that Anderson Silva looked spectacular in every LHW bout he was in
>he won via KO and TKO in all of them
>he could step in and become the LHW champion

550K

>mfw reading up on insulin

knew a manlet who took it for gainz didnt know it was so powerful and undetectable

fuck manlets

also fuck roid cheats, low test betas, im glad their sons will be low test betas like their fathers,, although theyre more likely to have daughters given the beta that runs through the frauds blood

>reminder he will never win another ufc fight

cant wait for Ronda vs GSP at 202

>americans
>post USADA

checked

Bispong wants to fight DC. DC would murder him, but what if bisping actually pulled it off and held two belts? I would retire from the fight game.

650k

it definitely wouldn't be for the 205 belt

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it would be amazing, the banter would never end, and AKA members would heem themselves, besides based Cain

they are literally the most bitch made country on the planet

fighters are fucking betas

>joe rogan critiquing jcvd and his movie kicks

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Was he roiding though? Or was it Coke again?

Can we all agree female 'fights' should never be on main-card of UFC ppv?

DC would wrestlefuck him to death but I'd rather see Anderson vs Bisbong.

Holly vs Miesha was pretty spicy senpai, maybe only title fights

no, but we can agree that 'australians' should be banned

it was a tainted sup bro

UFC 200, VIP event. Chuck Liddell and JJ both bang a huge rail of coke and just punch it out.

unless they fight in g strings and theyre attractive they have no place in menmma MMMA

>guy gets pulled out of the fight for being a cheat
>lets put a cheat with a rekt gall bladder or whatever in there

>'people' from the balkans

>Purists

Is there a bigger joke in MMA than people who think like this?

RDA is my boy. Good person and monster fighter.

I agree. I'd even take it a step further and go full segregation and have completely separate events for MMA and WMMA. That way, people who are uninterested in WMMA fights can just simply not tune in to those events.

Durian?

youtube.com/watch?v=FdghRwWfaOQ

Fuck no, anderson didn't do shit in the first fight, back against the cage just trying to avoid punches, then goes full palhares autismo mode, and complains he was robbed.

Put them in Fight Nights. I don't care about the wmma fights in 200 at all. They should also remove undercard wmma bout.

>Call it mixed martial arts
>Its kickboxing with wrestling and submissions

>Norwegians
>In the UFC

Oh wait....

they dont pull you for recreational drugs unless its really close to the fight, the sample was from june

>Holly vs Miesha was pretty spicy
Apart from that round with Miesha on top that fight was death to watch imo
A dull fight that told an amazing story

>Americans
>With high test natty blood
>Not bitchmade synthetic ''''''''''''men'''''''''''''''

oh wait...

>Being this triggered by women

Bet you're the type to wank it to trap porn then call yourself straight.

That's the only shit that works

>not finishing off a card with a nice fap

lol can henderson's tweet what a douche

There's nothing stopping you from using mantis style kung fu and there's also nothing stopping your opponent from beating your ass for using such meme techniques

Who /hoping for Basedbong vs DC/ here?

sheeiiiit

>Australians
>Ever being relevant at literally anything in life

Pvz is a Munster

if they did that they wouldn't get 100k in a full wmma event

Anyone got a link for jon's press conference?

literally should have been cut for getting stopped by paige vanzant's '''''''''''''''''''''''''punches'''''''''''''''''''''

>I'd even take it a step further and go full segregation and have completely separate events for MMA and WMMA

UFC 200 really brings out all sorts of casuals doesn't it?

>when u realise you paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to have your biggest draws suspended

There needs to be a balance, Conor not defending the title twice in a row and Dan Henderson having some serious groundswell as a title contender is just fucking ridiculous

I'd like to see you take a full-power shot from Paige. I don't think you could.

fuckmyshit.up/jones

russel crowe and chris hemsworth just tag teamed every american female alive

nobody cares about roid cheat americucks

maybe all the postitive tests are because of all the factory-farmed burgers you guys eat?

>mehicans
more like mehi can'ts
make me a burrito

kek

>call it mixed martial arts
>its a mixture of different martial arts

Jones is only the 6th biggest draw if you count Brock Lesnar

1.Mcgregor
2.Ronda
3.Lesnar
4 and 5 the Diaz brothers

I hope DC pulls out. He prepared his entire camp to fight Jon, not Alex.

What's wrong with what he said? If wmma cannot stand on its own legs, why should people have to tolerate it along with supposed to be stacked cards?

lol dana was fuming last night

did you see his facial expressions and body language

I don't believe that Dan Henderson is fighting for the belt, you also can't seriously believe that UFC cares more about belts and "rankings" more than they do about who it is, is main eventing.

Brock vs. Hunt is a great main event given the circumstances.

>>>>""macedonians"""

Reminder that with hard work and determination, ANYTYING is possible, the American way!

Because it's 2016.

Reddit goofs who want cards full of the stuff and WMMA need to put their money where their sissy mouth is

Like this one

So does Cormier at least get his show money?lol

kek

>When you're the most dominant fighter for the last few years but you've been on insulin and roids the whole time so it doesnt count

Americucks WILL try to defend this ;;;;;legacy;;;;;

2 mil thanks to le tomato skinned man

DC vs Bisking would save this card just make it a full on meme card

Conor is on steroids

Yet Brock has the biggest payday of all of them for the UFC.

No amount of memeing will top 100, GSP and Brock was the best they'll ever do in terms of star power on one card.

also his testosterone to epitestosterone ratios have been abnormal and fluctuating for a while

I don't really know what that means but apparently it does mean he fucked with PEDs

>Brock vs. Hunt is a great main event given the circumstances.

a three round non title fight between the #8 fighter who is 2-2 in his last four fights vs an unranked opponent is a good main event for UFC 200


lol fuck you dude

>What's wrong with what he said?

Another casual outs himself. I don't know, perhaps the fact that such an organization already exists, even the most casualest of casuals should know about Invicta FC, but you drones just flocked in here with your awful opinions for fight week. Guess I should get used to reading more stupid things on heem from here on now.

>that Rogan episode

so female fighters should get the spotlight that they wouldn't get without male fighters? Sounds sexist to me

No, Dana said last night it only applies to guys who have smaller purses, and Corm has a big boy purse.

what I don't get is why usada tells them like 2 days ahead of the fight, surely if the sample was from mid june they'd know sooner

Nope, steroids don't work on Irish bodies

>insulin and roids the whole time
arent they all on juice?

More like shit yourself my man.

Yeah I'm not a casual sitting here calling UFC 200 shit because Jones and Lesnar are the only fighters I've heard of, but I do think that belts and rankings should factor into things.
I reckon they're doing it right for the most part right now if anything, Bellator a good example of things swinging a bit too far on the side but at the same time that's what it takes for them to get noticed.