How was Willy Wonka's factory able to stay legal if nobody was allowed in? How did he pass health, fire, and safety license checks? I know it's set in 60s Poland, but they still had that stuff. Plus how did he keep the oompa loompas legal citizens if they're foreigners nobody knows the origin of? How do you get a visa without ID?
Is Wonka a hack?
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reading too much into a kids book desu.
He probably sent the first inspector back as a candy bar or whatever. After that they probably let him do whatever the fuck he wanted.
It's a fucking movie. Who gives a shit you ugly fuck?
This actually seems reasonable
Sup Forums is the most autistic board on this shitty phillipino claymation forum. I'm in perfect form by asking what I did.
He has his own inspector or assistant that deals with that shit.
He was obviously angry that the fatass German kid wanted to swim in his chocolate, he knew that he would contaminate and ruin any flavor from it.
Thats my point. No way that shit would allow him to stay in business. Total contamination of huge amounts of edible material.
Corrupt government and bribes
Next question
It's funny how people say this. If this movie was originally made in this current generation, people would be criticizing these inconsistencies.
No the fuck they wouldn't, because it's based of the book which was essentially a Fairy Tale.
I bet you spent a week trying to decipher Alice in Wonderland.
>I know it's set in 60s Poland
wut? Its set in like 20s America. In a fictional town that is basically Hershey Pennsylvania.
mixing chocolate by waterfall removes any bacteria
Film was shot in poland
This. It's so fucking obvious. The same shit that happens in real life. Super successful companies are effectively the government because governments are just people and people can be bought.
I can't remember the last time I had candy or anything with sugar.
I miss eating Reeses cups
>what is idealism
I bet you think the Nolan Batmans are great you autistic fuck
>what is an NDA
The Gene Wilder version of Wonka was a representation of Satan. Jews pretty much made all the legal issues go away for him.
Any evidence to support that?
slugworth kills anyone that fucks em up duh
the government did come to inspect Wonka's factory and the legal status of the Oompa Lumpa's.
Now they're in the incinerator with all the other bad eggs.
No one cares
Ain't no EPA in Bongland
You do :^)
>the incinerator was real
>characters first interaction with Wonka has them pranked hardcore
>he repeatedly pranks them throughout the movie
>everyone believes his lies 100% anyways
>Charlie is the only one to call him out on it in a compassionate way
>this wins the factory
Support what? That Satan has the Jews working for him? Or that Wonka was Satan?
LotR took place in New Zealand then I assume?
No politician wants to be the guy who shuts down Wonka chocolate
>it's just a prank, bro! It's just a prank!
Charlie didn't call him out on being an epic prankster. Charlie was the only kid who actually apologized for fucking up and breaking the rules and not being an entitled shit like everyone else.
Did Charlie fuckup in the remake? The book and original film had him flying up to the ceiling or some shit for being curious or something.
He saw through the angry rant at the end which could be construed as a prank since he obviously wasnt serious
AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING